General Ermintrude

yes, Aberdeen's shit. It's snowing and my head hurts. What sort of fucking existence is this?

That's right. I feel severely reprimanded. Sorry Chris. but that cunt really is a dickhead, if you'll excuse the mixed metaphor

Pure gold! That's made my week!

Chufty This just in via pm from musicube: loud mouth tell u what mate u find your self mouthy on the net . lets meet and see what goes down . or u another kid on this site . u sound a wind bag anyway if u got anything to say give me a shout i would be glad to shut u up - the grammar is atrocious. Can someone ban him please?

Chris, the guy's obviously a fucking dickhead who nobody's going to take seriously. Save your breath. Thread closed.

to fuck with punk as nostalgia! carpet bowls are so much more dignified!

You're a very rude man

I appreciate that this is a bit of a knockabout, tongue-in-cheek thread, but you're stretching the boundaries of surrealism a bit there, mate.

I got given some pickled beetroot the other day. My friend ran out of proper vinergar and had to use a blend of red wine vinegar and cider vinegar. It's a more subtle flavour, but I like it. not sure what it does to the toilet yet. watch this thread..................

you're a marketing genius!

any excuse

and that's how rumours start.

If you're playing through a full PA, most soundmen throw a hissy fit if you can actually hear the fucking thing. get a Pignose.

Aye, burn the fuckers at 4x if you want them to sound like music

just fucking WHY?

sorry 'bout that. I'm slightly out of sync with reality. one of those days.....

just fucking WHY?

Was the guitar set up when you bought it? The pickups might be too close to the strings.

They're all much of a muchness. They all become inaccurate over time. Don't spend too much, and make sure they test it to a tuning fork before leaving the shop.

George Martin and Phil Spector must be humbled by your praise. You're a helluva guy, Flash. Now it's past my bedtime.

I can change my post too. Isn't this fun?

True. True. Despite certain cosmetic similarities, you're no match for Del.