General Ermintrude

howz about blacklisting every fuck that nominates themselves?

so, is that a yes or a no then?

Fancy doing a spot of charity boxing, you bloated bag of shit?

can I be on the panel, just to ensure that sidca don't suffer the humiliation of winning anything? You could give Mr Blastcap and myself Lifetime Achievement awards and remove sidca from the running, that way the proles won't have to compete with anyone who is above their pathetic level.

you should get the fuck off that panel. You are corruption personified.

fudge couldn't make money in the royal mint

no way man, there's lesbian clogdancing taking place in the beer cellar. you'ld only spoil their muse.....

not true! not true! my brother plays a squire precision through and elecroharmonix 'bass balls' and 'frequency analyser'. It has a wide tonal range, going from'major landslide' all the way through to 'serious subway crash'.

would that be angel wings, the one with legible notes and a tune and stuff?

SO MUCH FOR DIGNITY........ He is careerist even in death. Why stop at an interview ; you could do a farewell billboard!

you should try throwing fireworks inside. absolutely stunning!

groove tubes make an in-line meter for biasing the valves yourself. i think it costs about a hundred quid

black coffee

i had an enormous cumberland sausage, flame grilled on a gas bbq. decadent, i know, but i'm house sitting in the suburbs and these things must be done.

in times past, half the folk at fudgenite were there to schmooze with you and make sure that their track would appear on the next cdr............. do you see the nub of my gist?

Is this going to be a regular monthly feature? You could call it "We're shite at promotion, and it's all your fault!".

This thread is now locked and yeez are banned fae thi internet for arguing at excessive length, like a bunch of fuckin tinks

You'd never pass as a girl. For one thing, the size of your organ would give you away. Keyboard, like.

i hear that he has great big teeth, and a mean streak a mile wide

Ban spiv-suits and brylcream - they lower the tone of any establishment

did anyone else click on this thread expecting a photograph of a vagina?

GODDAMN IT you're wasting bandwidth, you cur! It's exactly this level of imbecility that will cost as all 3000 a month.