Gus Chamber

Rich cunt.

In the name, you joined them as well?

Did warn you, chimp. Just say you're bi, everyone else pretends they are these days. Downside for a bloke in this case is your chances with women stay the same and you quadruple your chances of getting one up the dunger... Most definitely not , it'll make your eyes water...

Thanks for the reminder of just how much I hate this little bastard.

That's just fucking disturbing.

Very good. I've never heard that one before...

Come on the Toffees!

:laughing: Christ, my ribs...

Germany are always at the top of the list of possible winners, so they're well above "dark horse" status. And another thing, "dark horses" can only apply to an Eastern European team. It's the football-cliche law...

Fuckin' A, now you're talking! Relive the days of Hilda Ogden's singing and her "muriel". Absolutely herculanean

Short for Matthew, I believe. Mine of information, me...

One of them (Maff) used to go out with a lass called Hazel, so I guess at least one of them did. Meeting the parents would have been interesting... o_O

And soon to be out for a duck...

It's a good read, as is pretty much anything he wrote. Nearly 1000 pages so it'll keep you going for a wee while...

Buses again, the people on them and their animal behaviour. Today, it is minky mothers and not for the first time. Bawling in their nasal methadone voices so that the entire bus has to listen to their poxy, no-mark conversation. I'm sorry, but I really don't care what time your little fucking Tiegan goes to bed and neither does anyone else...

Floor's yours Callum...

And just after payday too, can finally snaffle those Bonesaw releases I keep meaning to pick up.

Agathocles/Extreme Decay split tape. Agathocles - "Peel Sessions 1997" CD. Agathocles/Disleksick split 7". Agathocles/Tinner split 7". Agathocles - "Minced In Piracicaba, Brazil 2007" 7". Agathocles - "Matadores Del Libertad" LP. Agathocles - "Abrir Las Puertas" LP. Agathocles - "Grind Is Protest" LP. Agathocles/Generation Spasfon split CD. Agathocles/Insomnia Isterica split 7". Agathocles/Tsubo split 7". Archagathus/Axed Up Conformist split 7". Archagathus/Wojtyla split LP. Bizarre X/Trigger split 10". Boltstein/SMG split 7". Brutal Truth/SOB split 7". Chainsaw To The Face/Spoonful Of Vicodin split tape. Dead Infection - "Brain Corrosion" CD. Death Toll 80K/Hermann Schenker split 7". Deche Charge/Tumour split 7". Demisor/Red Stain split 7". Denak/Hypoptaliasis split 7". Fat Ass Fuckers - "Support Your Local Drunks" CD. Gorgonized Dorks/Gofuckyourself split tape. Gorgonized Dorks/Pissdeads split tape. Gorgonized Dorks/Mancruel split tape. Gorgonized Dorks/Ass split 7". Iron Butter/2 Minuta Dreka split 7". Magrudergrind/Akkolyte split tape. Mesrine/Depression split LP. Methadone Abortion Clinic/Stoma split 7". Noisebazooka - "Walking On Spoons" CD. Permanent Death/Pissdeads split 7". Rot/Diborce split tape. Sakatat/Cut Your Throat split 7". Spazz - "The Jeb ep" 7". 2 Minuta Dreka/Umigliazione split 7". Unholy Grave - "Grind Killers" CD. See you in a week.

I'll do the decent thing...

Pretty exotic perm as well if my memory serves. Bloody hell, it was so nuts it even trumps the memory of Dave Narey's precision wonder strike which the keeper had a cheek even diving for (Scottish version) or jammy haggis toe-poke which deserved no credit whatsoever (English version) against Brazil. o_O

First World Cup memory (Spain 82) was Harald Schumacher, the German keeper, doing a stonking jumping knee smash on Patrick Batiston of France. Knocked him spang out and escaped with a yellow. Punk rock.

Still think Americunt had the best ones, so no apologies for giving some of them again... You can't argue and say Americunt's good, because we made it, and we know it's gay. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool, and Tool are shit. Kurt Cobain-dead, Tupac-dead, die Maynard cunt! Fuck you! Goths are shithouse. Without the enzyme, zymase, converting starch into simple sugars, your yeast is fucked and it will be unleavened bread for all. The fact that you listen to Tool makes you dumb enough for me to need no other reason to kill you. No matter what the reason for you ripping up your arms is, you're still a fucking tosser. So what if every second song I write is about hating Tool, they're fucking shit and I hope they die...and fuck you for giving a shit, you gay fucking Tool-loving bumjacking cunt! (you deserve to die) I'll say sorry when you give me my bike and my virginity back, you crazy paint-sniffing faggot. We killed Euronymous, and threatened to kill Varg, so he took the rap for us because he's a pussy. Our golden arches were inappropriately placed on the radio last night. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro. And my personal favourite: You listen to Tool because you want to kill yourself, and you listen to Slayer because you want to kill everyone else.

It's kinda fitting that such a slow band has taken so long to get any tangible product. Give us a shout when you've finished tweaking it. And we technically never split up either...

Consider yourself lucky, the only repeatable thing my old man ever said about my musical tastes was "screaming cacophony of amplified catgut".

Whichever one it was I got e-mailed, it belts like the proverbial horse with a hard-on. Vinyl will do nicely when it's out.