Gus Chamber

You're talking my language. Good job the cash machines just up the hill.

Looks like we're playing the set twice then... o_O

That's brilliant. Seriously, I'd have just enjoyed the live comedy from this guy. At least he was being himself, I hate it when the waiter fawns around calling you "sir" when all you want to do is enjoy good food and good company and be left to do so. Pittodrie House, we're there!

Agreed, never liked him. Liked him even less when he had that silly bloody ponytail.

Also, some babies are taken into care pretty much from birth when the mother is assessed as clearly unfit to be a parent. Which is good for people who aren't able to have their own but are able to give bratling a good start in life.

It's something I've thought about since getting this place but I always decide not to. Would be too scared to let it out in case it got run over. More importantly, it might claw my LP's when I'm out, and I'm not having that...

Christ, the last 2 pages of this thread have been some of the funniest things I've ever read on here. Who said Waynetta Slob was a fictional character? One question though, does your proposed compulsory sterilisation apply to males as well? If we're going down the road of pointing out that some mothers are, frankly, fucking rubbish at being mothers and saying it's their own fault for not keeping their knickers on then we should also be highlighting the fact that there's a lot of useless waster doss-cunt oafs out there who should have kept Percy in their trackie bottoms... Another thing: Compulsory sterilisation has been enforced before. Where? 1930's Germany, which is why you can't really go down that road, as tempting as it can sometimes seem. Although, there seems something wrong with a system that lets just anyone carry a baby full-term while I have to show proof of ID that I'm the home-owner at the stray's shelter if I want to get a cat.

Someone used the old "have you got kids?" one years ago when I was on jury duty. Telling her "no, life's about choices" didn't go down too well... Anyway, I suggest you give the Social Work Department a call about a case of child neglect, if only to put the shits up the patronising hoorbag. Let me know how you get on.

Ah, the "understanding bloke" tack, good luck with it... Today's pet hate: Kids. Kids suck. Your kid sucks. Nobody likes your kid. Especially when it's shouting on the bus.

You can fuck RIGHT off with that one. Unless you're also proposing the Sheep merge with Cove Rangers and Banks O'Dee. You did say shitey wee teams...

Spirit of the Blitz and all that. Chocks away for a crack at Jerry...

Clunge...

Fucking hell, and nobody shot it? Price of venison these days. All I get in Woodside are fucking staffies, I hate them by association...

Dead Person - 7" flexi.

Careering zigzag, more like... The rush-hour 1 and 2 buses will be interesting that day...

See, you never said that originally. This changes everything. Therefore, you should tell the snivelling little meeser to fuck off and dribble over somebody else. That should do it.

Start supporting the Pars, problem solved. Joking aside, does this mean Ross County will be in Europe next season or did they change the Cup winner/finalist-gets-automatic-place thing?

It's just something they do. They're brilliant at it as well...

Then answer this one, Claire Rayner: How the fuck is he supposed to know if you like him or not if he doesn't ask? I know we're supposed to just KNOW* and all that, but the crystal ball's been a bit dusty of late. * from the immortal "Well, if you don't KNOW what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you!". Well, thanks for being so helpful there...

They don't have to be, people just make them complicated.

Carcass - "Wake Up And Smell The Carcass" DVD. "Fists Of Fury Volume 1" CDr. Napalm Death - The DVD. Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium - "Fuxtroat" CD.

If you need a local support, Bin Laden's Daughter would be suitable. Well, if you don't ask...

Oh aye, you're in there. Had to look closely. But you can soon say you gigged with DRI! Who'd have thought it, eh? Congrats in advance and resounding

Hellnation - "At War With Emo" 5". Nasum/Asterisk split 7". S.O.B. - "Osaka Mon Amour" 7". S.O.B. - "The Peel Sessions" 7".

Agreed, brown sauce is fucking rubbish.