Gus Chamber

You never said a truer word...

In case said imaginary, hypothetical date is a vegetarian. A proper vegetarian, not a kid-on one that reckons chicken is ok for a lentil-head.

You're moaning about guys leaving the seat up, it takes some doing to piss on the seat when it's up. We can only hose on the seat if it's down when we start pissing. Make your mind up, woman...

It's a thing of beauty, isn't it?

It's just her being her i.e. nippy. Sit down for a piss, everyone's happy. Kunt and The Gang wrote a song about it.

My thoughts exactly, it's been the only interesting thing on here since the tragi-comedy of John W's ex giving him shit. Resounding

The Scum got relegated! Maybe Tango hasn't forgotten his roots after all... Can't decide if I'd rather see Brechin or Cowden in the Firstie. Brechin'd be a piss-easy away day, but Cowden would bring another Fife derby. The Scum got relegated. The raging, web-toed, six-fingered hoorbags got relegated. A fine end to the season. etc...

Yup, knew you'd be into this thread. It's only a matter of time before you get a Virtual Boy, isn't it? My collection spans Wii, DS, GBA, Gamecube, N64, SNES, Mega Drive and ZX Spectrum (fucking hell, 8 consoles!). All in good working order. Not a huge amount of games for any of them, just the ones you can replay happily for life. Anything involving Mario and Link takes up the bulk of the Nintendo stuff. Right, time for a bit of "Legend of Zelda: The Oracle of Seasons"...

If you two could lay off the cyber-foreplay for a second, what we want to know is: How did Robert's date go?

Fucking despicable, that isn't even funny. Fucking horrible. People are fucking horrible. People are fucking disgusting. Dreading the Elgin train tomorrow now...

Changed days then, I got Honours in Sociology without breaking sweat. Should have said you were doing that, loads of books needing rid of. Today's ace-ic: bus drivers who don't let schoolkids on, saying the bus is full when it blatantly isn't, he just doesn't like the bastards. You absolute fucking legend.

Aye, it's The Damned though...

Wormrot - "Abuse" 2xCD. Natch.

Pretty much this, hope the newbies stick around and continue the support. Thought it was gonna get nasty when a long-hair tangled with one of Da Punx and they had to be separated (beat down the beatdown ) but on the whole, a terrific gig, great atmosphere and well chuffed to have been a small part of it. The sound was cracking, as it always is in the Tunnels, the sound guy really knows how to make the gnarly shit sound like it should. Can't speak for ourselves, but the other bands were bang on the money and I enjoyed them all. Tunnels Tip: Stand at the fire exit alcove to get a great vantage point without worrying about taking a whack from one of the macho dancers. They were fairly going tits, it has to be said... Inevitably, extreme

Anthrax (UK) - "One Last Drop" LP. Argue Damnation - "Recycle Old Pure |Hardcore Punk Scum 1994-2003" CD. Atomgevitter - "Hiroshemo" 7". Cyness - "Loony Planet/Industreality" LP. (if anyone needs the cd version, give us a shout) Dickies - "Live In London Locked and Loaded" LP. Gride/Lycanthropy split 7". Malignant Tumour/Lycanthropy split 7". "Retro Is Poison, Complacency Is Death" LP. Saw Throat - "Indestroy" LP. (if anyone needs the cd version, give us a shout)

Agree 100%, that was a fucking piss-poor turnout and pretty embarrassing really. That magnificent distro stall should have been a hive of enthusiasm but not many seemed to bother with that either, I guess getting fucked off your nut is all that people want to spend money on these days. Not sure what's gone wrong in the past year or so... On the plus side, it was good to catch up with those that did make the effort. There's still small pockets of activity but more people really need to be getting involved. Again, if you don't support the scene, don't complain when you don't have one. and

Just as well since you've gotta keep Bertha Bucketfanny happy...

Christ, how difficult can it be to remember to take a pill once a day? Anyway, this is the ideal time to quote Peter Cushing in "The Curse Of Frankenstein" : "Why choose me? Pick any man in the village, chances are it's his". Also, she might be lying to wind you up/get attention. All is not lost, keep your chin, if not your pecker, up. This is better than the soaps.

o_O They deserve absolutely nothing, they are fucking disgusting.

Quite fancy a couple of those Wii games (but not the console itself) so if you decide to punt them let me know.

James Gordon-Milne, which is a worryingly good Scots Tory name to go shooting poor people with...

Assuming she's up the stick, demand a DNA test. On principle.

He looks like Teabags. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Doubt there'll be a shortage of volunteer stand-ins...