pete_inthehills

arrgghhh! 1. folk who sing in my ear. I didn't pay 12 quid to listen to some drunken numpty singing along to every song. 2. People who want to talk to me during the gig. Hello! I'm here to listen to the music, not you whittering on. 3. One upmanship at gigs...(actual conversation) I saw Oasis before anyone knew who they were.. blah blah... I've seen the clash like 20 times...blah blah Yeah, yeah and Siouxsie Sioux is my aunty. 4. People on their own who want to bond 'cos I'm on my own. LEAVE ME ALONE! I'm here alone out of choice. 5. Tall folk who just wander up and stand directly in front of me. Be nice. You are tall, don't you realise you are blocking my view. Next time, I'll bring my axe and take you out at the knees. 6. Folk who are there socially and not for the music. Stop talking on the phone, stop prattling on about what you bought a primark or who you saw in the pub. Listen to the music, it might do you some good. I just had to share these things. They were annoying me. Pete

When drunk Toastercoaster is known to sing Hash Pipe by weezer in spannish. While drinking a pint of lager. Standing on one leg. Pete

Jackie Bird. She's too tall, stick thin and ginger but I can't help myself. and a couple from my youth. Poly Styrene. I think it was the attitude and voice. And Muriel Gray. The most pointy face on the Tube but a gorgeous accent. I always dreamed of meeting her in the hills. Pete

sunny day mouse now all I need to do is work out what emo is. You yongsters will all your musical genre types...in my day we just had punk, heavy metal, disco or chart music(spit). ahh happy days. Pete

I'm reading Spot has a noisey day. It's about this dog called spot, but I won't tell you any more, it might spoil the plot. Pete

that was abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. one of the best gigs I've been to in a long time. And the support were pretty good too. Pete

Kill the Poor - by the Dead Kennedys Pete

I do things with data for oil companys. Pete

I thought the best game was the 4-3 Liverpool v Newcastle about 8 years ago... oh you're talking computer games... erm....I quite liked Halo. Pete

I've always wanted to be killed by a beautiful female vampire, but I guess it won't happen. If not vampires, then perhaps hit by a 1000 ton meteorite. But that would be a mass extinction event which would be uncool. so I reckon a car accident would be the one for me. Pete

New Model Army - Better than them Pete

oh God, this gig is going to be so full of aging over weight ex-glam rockers who've found their old ripped jeans and dodgy shirt in the back of their wardrobe. And still think they can do pirate chic! The crowd should be entertaining even if the band isn't. heheh. Pete

Yeah. I had chilli and Lemon crisps when I was in Egypt. They were ace. I didn't know you could get them over here. Pete

The Damned - I just can't be happy today Pete

there's humour in ever situation, if you look hard enough. I'm sure they'll be some new jokes circulating soon about the new punishment for traveling without a ticket on the underground... Pete

I love flying. Its ace. Pete

I'd like a really big turnip in the country Pete P.S. 66 million euros? what's that in British money?

Nah, it'll be Rab C Nesbit. He'll try to cadge some smokes from Voldemort, then take him out drinking. Finally killing him off using a bottle of buckfast and a kebab from Mohammads all night deli. Book 7 will be called Rab and the magical beer scooter or Rab and the magical beer googles where he pulls McGonigal after a night of drinking butterbeer. Pete

Cool! that means I'm not bald, I'm folically challenged I'm not a short arse, I'm height deferred I'm not a letch, I'm mammarily aware. I'm not a lazy git, I'm work procrastinated Isn't PC great. Pete

just really really bored.

Pete puts his scientist hat on. Now, in order to determine whether Marmalade is jam, we must first define what we understand Jam to be. According to the more learned sources, Jam is definited as "a sweet soft food made by cooking fruit with sugar to preserve it." We must ask ourselves, does that definition work for Marmalade. Is marmalade sweet? Is marmalade soft? Is it made from fruit? Are those fruit cooked with sugar? If the answer to any of these questions is No, then marmalade is not a jam. Conversely, if the answer to all of these questions is Yes, then marmalade is a jam under the definited terms mentions earlier. and for my next feat of scientific brilliance, I will prove that black is white and get run over on a zebra crossing. Pete

Now, I don't want anyone to misunderstand, but the following comments may have a certain amount of irony and sarcasm.