pete_inthehills

someone put a link on A-M a few months ago about a you-tube animation where this army guy was taking pictures of soliders who had jumped off a tall tower. These pictures were then processed to make a dance on a projector. I can't find it anymore! That was pretty damn cool in an unsettling kind of way. Does anyone know the link and can repost it. ta pete inthehills

PEACHES - STRANGLERS

I don't want to marry my mother! She spent my formative years telling me to get my hair cut and when I had it all shaved off she told me to grow it again! Can you imagine living with that? Anyway, she's in her late 60's and has an awful taste in music. And what would I tell my wife "sorry darling, I'm divorcing you for my mother." She'd kill me. I think what you wanted to say is "every man wants to marry a woman who looks like his mother, but younger and without the bad taste in music and hasn't seen him in nappys and doesn't nag him about his exessive drinking and recreational chemical usage" pete inthehills

never,never forget. Work hard a uni, start a company which slowly strangles your bosses business. Once he's lost everything, come in buy him out for peanuts. then as he is thrown out in to the street, laugh. Laugh at the broken man. Evil Pete_inthehills

too fuckin' right! I've got my ticket! hey, is that a chameleons album you have as your avatar? I thought I was the only here old enough to know them. pete inthehills

Is it true that CSS are coming to Mosulu on the 8th November? why hasn't anybody told me? pete inthehills

I'm looking forward to this gig. I've had my ticket ages. I've gotta go buy a horse in the morning before the gig, so hopefully that'll all be sorted and I can get to the gig on time. I ain't missing this lot for nowt. pete inthehills

No! please don't do it. Someone give Lester a huge gin! quickly its an emergency! Lester needs a shot of cynacism in liquid form. Next thing you'll be cycling to work and we won't be able to enjoy your posts about needing bus route information and having hangovers in the office. pete inthehills

what you need is a vat of hydrofluric acid and several bags of quicklime. Emerse the body parts in hydrofluric acid. This will eat away at the bones, but leave the skin and fleshy parts untouched. This way you can pack the remains down better in your freezer. Then if need be, go out in the woods at night to dispose of the remains. Cover the body in quicklime before refilling the hole. If you are lucky and the hole isn't found for a couple of months, then the quicklime will dissolve the remains. job done. Isn't chemistry ace. pete inthehills.

there ain't no venue at T in the park until they build it. How about a moveable venue. All you need is a field/park. T on the road, so to speak. you'd need to make it variable in size 'cos if you were doing a gig for Belle and Sebastian loads of folk would want to go, but if it was get cape wear cape fly, then less folk. festivals are very common now, so folk are used to seeing gigs in tents. If you could make a name for yourself, then you could rent out the tent at some of the festivals. Infact, if you had a team that was specialised in putting up the tent, doing pa etc then you could rent yourself out for tours. Coming to a field near you Cathys tent extravaganza. pete inthehills

USP? unique selling point? Pete inthehills

I don't know if this is relevant or has been done yet, but how about blue tooth for your ipod. Maybe a small earphone that isn't obvious and then you could sit in lectures or boring meetings and listen to your ipod without anyone knowing. or a beamer thingy that allows all the ipods in the same room to listen to the same tracks. It could either be a gig recording so that everyone is "the audience" or everyone chooses 5 tracks and then we can all listen to each others music. or what about a dodgy rewards card. This would have to be country wide, the more gigs you go to, the more points you get, then when someone popular comes in to town (like the kooks or the automatic) those regular gig goers have special reward tickets so that they can get tickets if a gig sells out really quickly to johnny come latelys. Thinking about it, the pilot scheme could be in aberdeen and if you go to 50 gigs in a year, you are guarenteed one free ticket to any gig. It might increase attendance to smaller gigs and reward us loyal gig going folk. sometimes I'm amazed at my own brilliance. All you need now is a name for the card....gigtar... and it could be shaped like a guitar. gigtar/guitar. My humour is lost on you folks. pete inthehills

I was asked to leave and never come back from a pub in Newcastle. They were really nice about it, considering I'd just knocked a table with about 30 drinks on it. I was showing some admiring girls how to shimmy. But I unaccountably kicked the back of one foot with the other and dived headfirst in to the table. Oddly the girls didn't join me in my banishment. pete

I went to the Belmont and was amazed that folk sat through the credits at the end. I tried to leave once the film had finished and got a few hard stares. pete inthehills

time for a few jokes I think .... what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot This next one only works if said out loud. Have several pints and try this on your mates. How do you sell a dog to a deaf man? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DOG!!?? (shouted really loud.) How do you sink an Irish submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. Whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley. A shopping trolley has got a mind of its own. I never said that they'd be funny. pete inthehills.

didn't some guy have have a bet last season for Alonso to score from his own half? wonder if he put money on it again this season? It'd be worse odd if he did. pete inthehills

WOW! hold on now Davie-boy, discuss like grown ups! You ask too much! Next you'll be expecting proper spelling, correct use of that flying comma thingy and objective view points. pete inthehills

heheh, brilliant. You need to start a thread about the song you want playing at your funeral. pete inthehills

Religion just gives lonely folk somewhere to go on a sunday and someone to talk to. It causes nothing but trouble. Apart from the occasional bit of music and some fancy painted ceiling in Italy, religion its just an excuse for wars, violence and hatred. My God is better than your God! My God told me to kill all unbelievers! My God told me to give to poor people! God is given as an excuse/justification for many things both good and evil. Do things because you want to, not 'cos you think you should. I'm not having a go at feeble minded God botherers. I'm sure there must be one or two who are actually quite nice. My problem is with the steaming hierarchical heap that is the church be it christian/muslem/hindu/satanist/jews etc. pete inthehills

tell me about it. As an aging bald git I feel it my duty to warn you youngsters against giving in to violence. Eeeeh, I can remember my first ever visit to Old Trafford. It was 1976, before many of you were born, we lost 1-2 to Blackburn, but I did get a Man U meat and potato pie at half time, split half of it down my scarf. But I was happy. ....well I wasn't. We'd just lost, but it was different in those days. For one, it was the 1st divison....erm I seem have lost the thread of what I was saying, but anyway. Make love not war. hurrah, for that old Fergie hairdrier magic and we're in the lead again. I wonder how many minutes it'll last this time. pete inthehills

shite, I would not want to be a Man U player at half time. 2-2. Look for head wounds on Brown and Ferdinand! pete inthehills

Scholes and Rooney are due back tonight, Ronaldo and Giggs raiding down the wings, they are a potent force. I expect Sir Alex not to bother playing a keeper. We'll just have another midfielder instead. If Smeltic can keep a clean sheet for the first half, then perhaps they can frustrate the reds, but I can't see it. I reckon it'll be 2-0 Man U, but the return game will be closer. pete inthehills

more of a leer than a cheeky smile. And a marvellous store of bad chat up lines. Hello young lady, Do you like fruit? suck on this, its a peach! heheh pete inthehills

If you feed them sweets before you snog them, then they taste of sweets. Next time I see a pretty girl at a gig I'll offer her jelly tots and see if she puckers up! pete inthehills