pete_inthehills

how can you lot afford to go on holiday? don't you have mortgages/student debt/drug or alcohol habits to keep up? I can barely afford a wetstone to keep my axe sharp. pete inthehills

pah! I'd rather kidnap plastic celebs and return them to their "before" state and then they would f**k off and stop cluttering up the airwaves. Although, didn't Gene Simmons have the tendons cut from underneath his tongue so he could stick it out further. that'd be cool. pete inthehills

the wife's computer is hooked up to that, so I've got fix this damn usb thingy. pete inthehills

Sue Denim! You go and wash your brain out with soap! You've been offshore too long! You need civilising again. (funny though) pete inthehills

I never really wanted to do a specific job and therefore be defined by it. I always said that when I was older I wanted to live alone in the woods with my cat and my axe. Nearly managed it, except that I've got a wife to go with it. pete inthehills

female about to inherit brewery spot the desperate drunk! Pete inthehills

Are The Bees playing the Lemon tree next month or what? Pete inthehills

smells like teen spirit

its that bruce willis film about him being priest and aliens are coming. Signs or something like that. Pete

WRONG! so wrong, you could not be more wrong. Its good when simpsons and real life begin to merge. mmmm beer Pete

what a brilliant phrase!

yeah it was brilliant. Although I've never seen such rubbish "clapping" from the ones that got on the stage. As for the annoying gits, I should have brought my axe. I'd have given them the chop! a great night. Pete

you're all too young to remember, but when I was a student, (a couple of decades ago) there was a girl called Poppy who was mega hot. I think she was a neighbour of that bloke who was supposed to end up with Kylie. I don't really remember all the details, apart from Poppy. And her bikini. Pete

oh yeah. Funny that. I wonder why. Perhaps sitting looking at all that sand leads a person brain to wonder about life the universe and everything. Pete

I don't like to cast aspersions, but I know that after a trip offshore, I was definitely not fussy for the first days. Hell, I'd drink anything, but once I'd soberd up, then I became more fussy. but, if we're going to be honest, then I'd say yeah, I'd bed her, but only so that I could tell my mates that I'd "had" her and she was rubbish. Pete

please tell me this was a christmas joke! hahahahaha No, I should not mock. I'm sure that they are some Islamic people who live in India. Hinduism, budhism and Sikhism are the main ones. Although, I'm sure you are all aware that Budhism is a mystic version of Hinduism. The Islamic faith originated in the middle east. I don't do religion myself. One of my friends was a devout Christian who said that God spoke to him in his head. I was slightly concerned that he was listening to the voices in his head. I've seen the guiness advert and I know that we evolved from mudskippers. But the bit that has me worried is how did it all start? Yeah, OK, it was a big bang. What caused the big bang? Who caused the big bang? Maybe that was the "God" bit. Not that I lay in bed worrying about it though. I'm more concerned about scraping together enough pennys to be able to afford another pint. Everyone needs something to believe and I believe I'll have another pint. Merry xmas everybody Pete

I lived for a while in Dumfries. They had two really good pubs, the new bizaar on the white sands and the ship inn on the road out to the hospital. As for you lonely souls. You are never alone with Aberdeen music forums and chat room. Pete

for once I must agree with Rainbowprincess. Apart from the face it. She's only famous 'cos she's rich. I just hope the owner of the Marriott chain of hotels doesn't follow the naming convention and name his eldest daughter Blackpool Marriott Pete

it does exactly what it sez on the bottle. The next morning my head hurt. But I didn't have much recollection of the night before. ahh happy days. I think. Pete

Brilliant, you can link this to the badge printing thread. what kind of badge would you get for 25 pints of skullspliter? (other than a name tag on your toe as you lie in the cold dark morgue) Pete

ok, so I made that up, but this is real Altered States: Creativity Under the Influence James Hughes, Jim Hughes Pete

now you are being silly! everyone knows that acid wasn't available in sheet form in the 13th century. It was in pill form. Can I make you aware of the book "The influence of mind enhancing chemicals in art" by that famous Irish scholar Dr Her O'win Pete

yeah they are totally cool but.... do you think it was natural imagination or was he assisted by recreational pharmaceuticals? Pete

the first time I gave blood I was topping up the missing space in the pub that evening and my mates girlfriend asked why I had a silly plaster on my arm. I told her that'd I'd met a young lady the night before and gone back to hers and injected drugs. and she believed me. Make sure you have a good excuse for that silly plaster. Pete PS. drinking after giving blood makes you seriously pissed.