pete_inthehills

oh yes! Pete

You are all very very naughty people. Going out drinking, taking recreational pharmaceuticals, dancing to loud music in smokey clubs. Have you ever thought of letting Jesus into your life? nah, me neither. My best worst hangover has got to be a tie between the day after a 4 day drinking session to celebrate a mates 30th. I got up a 7 to drive to work, my boss said I stunk the office out with the alcohol coming out of my pores. I was nauseous, shaking, headache, blurred vision. In the end I was sent home. or an evening of snakebite and black, bottles of dog and whiskey. The day after was hell on earth. The room didn't stop spinning until mid day. Day light hurt my head. I had bruises around my kidneys from alcohol poisoning. I lived on cold soup for the following 2 days because solid food wouldn't stay down. But I've never said "that's it, I'm never drinking again" Pete

two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive one of these?" How do you sell a dog to a deaf man? (shouted)DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DOG? What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot. mydogsgotnonosehowdoesitsmell?awful thank god scene points have gone.... Pete

oh right, it was a competition to see who got the most scene points? nobody told me! I thought it was about the music I'd have been nicer ...er... that's a lie. but I'll always hold kind thoughts towards the person who gave me my first scene point, *sigh* Pete

faud amin. I remember it well. He must have run nearly the entire length of the pitch and finished it sweetly. Shame they lost that game. Pete

Space. Space is really huge, you might think its a long way down to the chemist on the high street but that's nothing compared to space. My interests are in pnuematically enhanced babes with laser guns fighting scary aliens. Flying cool space ships through black holes and entering a new dimension. that'd be cool. Oh, and the babes win. That goes without saying. Pete

OOH OOOH and another thing. I hate the fact that most bands don't come to Aberdeen. The farthest north they get is Glasgow or Newcastle. Come on! Aberdeen is probably the 3rd biggest city in Scotland (don't quote me on that) so get your asses up here. Pete

this is like therapy without spending 200 quid an hour to lie on a couch and be told that all of your problems stem from self hate... Purge yourselves people, get all the hate out and fill yourselves with an inner calm I also hate.. people who talk during a gig. What the hell did you go for? if you want to chat go to the pub, but I came to listen to the band. SHUT THE F*CK UP! I feel calmer now Pete

Tennis bores me. I felt the urge to share that. I just tune in during the "amusing moments" programme, when we can watch the hilarious bits when the ball boys and girls played imaginary tennis or a pigeon landed on the net or some player fell over and still managed to hit the ball. ha ha ha Pete

Hey now people, we shouldn't get down on bad things, we should have a thread about things that make you smile and happy.... well maybe not. I hate... 1. litter bugs 2. poor manners 3. tall people who stand in front of me at gigs 4. people who hunt and shoot animals for fun. If you are hunting to eat the animals that is fine, but its not right to kill a deer or 20 pheasants just to sit in your office and brag. 5. people who don't recycle 6. Smokers who light up in non smoking areas - just 'cos you're too stupid to realise that you are giving yourself cancer, doesn't mean that you have to give me cancer too 7. People who use "your" when they should use "you're" I could go on, but I don't want to give the impression that I'm a grumpy old git. Pete

No, no and no. Do you want a clue?

I spy with my little eye something beginning with T Pete

anyway, getting back to the french thing. I only know two phrases Va t'faire encoule (or something like that) and Bon jour, pretty girlie, je voudrais jig-a-jig avec tu, oui? (you have to do the pelvic movements at the same time) multilingual Pierre dans les collines

I had a similar experience. His opening line was "Do I like children?" to which I gave my stock reply "No, they are expensive, they smell, they are disrespectful and when they finally leave home you have to fund them while they drink their way through university." Then he asked if I like guns. What kind of question is that! The conversation went down hill after that. In the end I didn't have my bank details either so he made no money off me. I'd be happy to give money to worthy causes, but not through a "corporate beggar" (great phrase). Pete

I guess folk would describe me as a sarcastic, evil minded, drunken, music obsessed git. But I'd like them to describe me as a possible saviour of the human race, a sexual athlete and all round top bloke. Pete

I come out of the hills. I go to gigs. I go back to the hills. No one knows who I am No one know what I look like I like it like that. Pete_inthehills

Everton Fox and he predicts the weather too.

I had hair once. And looked like my avatar. but then it fell out. so I shaved my head down to a number zero. but I still like proper music, made with guitars, (none of pop chart nonsense) and I like drinking beer. And having no hair don't make no difference. so I say, if you've got it flaunt it, if you ain't shave it. Just make sure you keep listening to good music and drinking good alcohol. Pete

well, first things first. Damn fine first support. Don't know what their name was but damn fine. As to the Fall, well....Mark E Smith was his usual self. Stealing microphones, inane muttering. Even the end when he put his coat on and wandered of was brilliant. It helped that the others in the band knew what was going on. I liked the way that the keyboard lady turned her back on Mark E Smith when he got too difficult. He must be a nightmare to play with. I've followed the Fall for 20 years, but if I was coming to this new, I'd wonder why everyone liked them. Pete

Hi I heard a rumour the other day that I can plug my record player in to my computer and copy my beloved vinyl on to cd. Is this true? How can I do it? what special wire thingys do I need and do I need a special computer program. Pete

my bestest gig has to be new model army at the International II in manchester in 1990, or Pop will eat itself at the same place in the same year. The whole crowd from front to back knew the words and it was one massive mosh pit. although I saw a band called "...and all because the lady loves", (they were a female trio with hauntingly beautiful songs) at the Duchess in Leeds. Much too talented to become popular and successful. Pete

thanks for the warning, I'll make a point of not marrying a member of toploader, or buying their album or even listening to their music. Just to be on the safe side. She only came to prominance 'cos of her FHM shoot. I always thought she was(is) gorgeous.

yeah, I really liked them. I only knew one song, but they were damn fine. And the bassist kept the lads in the front row entertained. The support directly before the subways were excellent, noisey guitar band. Worth seeing again. Pete_inthehills

I've just been listening to the chicken payback by the bees. With my big nose and bald head, I do a passible impression of a bald eagle. What's your best animal impression? Pete_inthehills