Sam the Eagle

Can i just say, there really are a lot of ugly people living in aberdeen. If this place, bud bar, keeps them all together; quarantined so to speak, then I don't think we should be (to coin a phrase i'm sure the partons regularly use) 'disrespecting' it. It is providing a very important public service.

hands down french toast. yum.

totally agree though, i've never really understood the concept of selling things you don't use, i'm quite happy to give all my wordly goods away to anyone wishing to have any of them, provided I don't need them of course.

i've got a very shitty motorla thing that you can have, doesn't have a camera, doesn't have a colour screen but it makes calls and lets you text... you are welcome to it if it will make you a happy easter bunny

you can't fire someone for not smiling... believe me, I've tried.

cough... lies i tell thee

depends if you are au or rgu - term dates and stuff, it's due to come during the first week of each term.. so whatever dates your term starts is when you're meant to get it

after kym marsh is humiliated by either not getting into eurovision, or getting into eurovision...

...but slevin's not a number

hmmm, i'm still not entirely sure what the streets do, it seems to be quite musical, but also just a very common little man chatting over the top of some beats about how he's not as good as some people in some ways but better than them in others. original pirate material was good as background noise to own of the garden bbqs we had last summer though.

she's probably still travelling the world murdering neneh cherry's part of 7 seconds in every country she can imagine... goddamn yasser n'dour for letting her. neneh would be turning in her grave if she were dead.

gremlin?

that's about as exciting as the television program...

ah ha, that's it.

there's a word they can't spell... i can't remember what it is, but it flashes up on that tv in the window for everyone passing by to see

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it can't have sold out already can it? it's coming up saying no tickets match my request. it chucked me out of the queue, after i waited for 25 minutes

'Hurrah' They announced last night when they were picking up their Brit award that they were going to be 'taking a break.' I might shed a little tear, oh wait no I wont.

he was again tonight... i think i might ban him.

point made. i could shit something more interesting than what comes out of his mind.

i've been going on about panic for a couple of months now, and nobody's been paying me the slightest bit of attention...

three words... lemar from afar

i genuinely think mine would go quite similar, it's of an appropriate length now. i might however end up looking like a scouse burglar (especially if i were black and white stripes)

haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door? no? get out! i'm thinking of getting a perm so i can be like simon