Sam the Eagle

you stupid lying fuck, who's ben?

harry potter... there's a good 20 minutes in the middle where they are all having issues with dates, and snape is just ridiculously funny. i snorted three times and the person stting next to me in the cinema tutted at me, and i told them to fuck off.

ben????????

can i nominate this thread's title for the worst grammar award...

i still remember the day well... i was looking in the bathroom cabinet, and i came across a little tub. inside were my baby teeth. i challenged my mother about them, and she told me the tooth fairy didn't exist, i remember leaving her bedroom and walking down the hallway, stopping halfway and going back and cahllenging her about santa claus. she told me the truth, but let me in on the whole grown up boy responsibility of keeping the secret cause my sister was still young enough to believe. still keeping that secret to this day, my elder sister had a son, and now have to keep it secret from him although my little sister is well past it... in related stories, i was watching miracle on 34th street today, In God We Trust. Made me think, who says he's not real, all we need is a little faith.

malteasers are definately mars corp. incidentally malteasers teasers are the best ever second generation sweet invention.

any relation to richard - with the fro, the one that used to be fat. or emiy - that was marylin, married to fisher, then turned up in the woolpack?

we had to evacuate all the customers out of work today cause all the lights went off, and with our severe lack of natural light it was pitch black. we've invested in some heavy torches should it happen again. apparently someone has predicted that there will be more power cuts over the winter.

grannary baguettes?

zelda: ocarina of time super mario world mario kart (the series) top three daytime television shows

anti-perspirant aftershave juice name three celebrities that shouldn't be allowed to have children.

emo......

the ultimate warrior was in exodus. we decided that there was some definate pant stuffing going on

some do, that's the unfortunate issue with many points in our modern day society.

jaffa cake - yum. too hot or too cold?

they have to be the worst look-a-likes ever

genuinely just shed a little tear for richard there, don't really know what came over me.

from what i've heard is that you're pretty much gonna get everything that is on sky one, just a year behind.

it was from brass eye wasn't it...

anyone watching it? it just doesn't feel right, he's not going badly or anything, he just doesn't seem like he should be there. he seems quite thin as well, perhaps richard was just a bit larger than i remember, the camera seems like it's the same distance from him, but he doesn't seem to be filling the screem as much. i'm sure i'll get used to it though. quite excited about the program coming on after it, the return of noel! apparently it is a brilliant concept with tension that rivals the first run of millionaire.

stop twisting things... for starters, that isn't spotty in that picture, that is Blotch his little sister, she gets sucked out into deep space and superted (after forgetting who he is, and his secret magic word) remembers who he is, says his secret magic word and goes to save spotty, blotch and their parents. and it was purely a hero, side-kick sort of relationship thank you very much good double episode, i have it on video.

i have three... blue, silver and gold. i helped set up an otter sanctuary in shetland. I got the blue on when it opened, and they came back the following two years and gave me another one each year because of my dedication to the otters, and the fact that there were glorious facts about the population doubling and things, there was a lovely film of me feeding baby otters with a bottle. there were only a few gold badges given out the year i got mine, i was special. since then i've discovered that otter's suck and make better coats than things that need sanctuary.

fantastic! slutty yet middle aged, the balance is just right.

i'm loving kerry katona advertising iceland at the moment with her enlarged (chicken) breasts

dancing shiny scissor sister scissors!