Sam the Eagle

i've been working 39 hours plus uni for the last few weeks, i'm shattered all the time but I'm just about managing and it'll mean i can afford to pay for christmas

paul robinson is coming back to erinsbourgh

(Westlife) record of the year... although westlife aren't in it this year so perhaps theres no need to give it that title

huzzah! just after introducing maroon 5 she obviously thought the mic was off and said something like I was a little fucked up. he he that's made my night

PAPER BAG or FABRIC PONCHO Age: 4+ For Cinco de Mayo on May 5th (or any day of the year), have yourself a special day complete with Mexican food and Mexican clothes like brightly colored ponchos. Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican national holiday. It marks the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at the Battle of Peubla on May 5, 1862. Read more about Cinco de Mayo by visiting the resource link at the bottom of this page. Paper Bag Poncho What You Need: Large Paper Grocery Bags Bright markers Paints Crayons Paint brushes and water What You Do: Cut a hole in a paper bag so that your or your child's head can fit through. Cut slits up both sides of the bag. Decorate the paper bag poncho with brightly colored markers or paints or crayons. Try a waterpaint wash technique, whereby you draw on the paper with crayons and paint a light wash of paint overtop. You can also glue bits of fabric scraps onto the paper bag as well. Have a look at some real ponchos for inspiration. Fabric Poncho: What You Need: 3 ft square of blanket or heavy fabric or old bed sheets scissors waterproof fabric makers What You Do: Fold the fabric in half. Cut a v-shaped slit in the middle of the fold. The slit should be large enough to let your head push through it. Cut fringes at the bottom of the poncho. Draw geometric designs on the bottom edge.

hey come to think of it there's an episode of south park where the boys are at a film festival and every film is about gay cowboys eating pudding...

roald dahl - dirty beasts and revolting rhymes are divine

i keep hoping it'll be about the Cher classic - but I so far have always been disappointed. or not...

note the absence of the E Santa Claus: The Movie The Santa ClausE entirely different films not even in the same league although to tell you the truth Tim "Christmas Film Slut!" Allen's christmas tale are usually bareable 'tis the season and all

hands down it's Santa Claus: The Movie Dudley Moore was born to play patch the elf. I'd say he's a living legend but unfortunately he's dead so I can't. John Lithgow is purely evil and the candy canes are reminiscent of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Fucking Fantastic. It's on dvd now too- sainsburys is selling it for 7.99 buy it now and watch it in every month of the year. Muppet Christmas Carol deserves honourable mention too

found a secret warpzone whilst working on a drain evil koopa and his troopas were up to misbeahaving mushroom land needs saving ENOUGH - off to play paper mario

so that's what the internet nerds get up to when they get bored of porn

hmmm i dunno... what would mama say? they had a documentary on 3 a couple months ago, perhaps almost a year ago where they discussed implants, in their typical cheeky language, difficult to pick up all their words - btw spanish bird on the tannoy in my work! absolute hysteria malaga airport style -but they did seem quite keen so who knows. i'm off to spearhead a campaign for an ace of bass reunion...

i highly doubt this merits the actual music discussion forum... but i was flicking through the music channels on sky today and i came across what appears to be the cheeky girls new single... their third christmas single might I add. and you know what, I came to the conclusion that they actually have their place in the world, sure they are shit and really have no musical talent whatsoever - although if you read any articles about them it appears that their mother does have some powers to write catchy bum touching related lyrics. anyway back to my point, their new song is a cover of Sabrina's Boys Boys Boys, don't know if anyone other than me actually remembers this song, it does have a late night video when good old sabrina - not to be confused with the teenage witch - gets rather excited and her bikini regularly pops off, thankfully the cheeky girls don't get up to such antics, but they do have a random white man avec emo hair who appears to do a mid-ninties style boyband rapping solo throughout the single. here's hoping they trash band aid and their "spare a thought this yuletide if the tables were turned would you survive" starving african's aside, the cheeky girls are more credible this year round with their white boy rap than coldplay, dido and the darkness with their dizee 'bye bye career' rascal pish... touch my bum - this is life

i remember that... i was 11 at the time

snoozefest 2004 more like 1. PAUL McCARTNEY: As one of only two surviving members of the greatest band ever, 62-year-old Paul is still a big star. He will play bass. Hits: 17 No1s with The Beatles and four by himself and with various collaborations. 2. JAMELIA: Jamelia Davis, 23, tops the totty list for Band Aid 20. The single mum has been a success in Europe and Australia as well as the UK. Hits: Five Top Five singles. Superstar reached No3 and Thank You was a No2. 3. BEVERLEY KNIGHT: The diva, 32 real name Beverley Smith is adding her strong and soulful voice to the line-up. Hits: Album Who I Am was No7 in 2002. 4. DANNY GOFFEY: The drummer with Supergrass, 30. The band formed in 1994 and were best newcomers at the Brits in 1996 for their stomping, happy rock. Hits: Supergrasss 1995 No1 album I Should Coco spent 36 weeks in the charts. 5. NATASHA BEDINGFIELD: The little sis of pop star Daniel will add glamour to the line-up. The 22-year-old is moving out of her brothers shadow to be a star on her own. Hits: Debut single Single reached No3 in May. Her follow-up These Words gave the beauty her first No1. 6. FRAN HEALY: The Travis frontman, 30, will play guitar. His band had the biggest-selling British album of 1999 with The Man Who. Hits: His band has had two No1 albums and their best-known song is Why Does It Always Rain On Me? 7. DIDO: The singer shot to fame when Eminem sampled her track Thank You for his smash hit single Stan. The 32-year-old is in Oz and cant make it to the studio on Sunday. She will record her part in Australia. Hits: Two No1 albums. 8. BONO: The U2 frontman is the only participant from the original Band Aid single taking part in the new one. He has been drafted in to sing his immortal line And tonight thank God its them instead of you. Hits: About to release their 11th studio album having already had five No1 albums. 9. CHRIS MARTIN: The Coldplay frontman, 27, is regarded as one of the countrys finest songwriters. When he came on board Band Aid 20 it was the moment everyone knew the project had really taken off. He will play piano and sing. Hits: Two No1 albums with Parachutes and A Rush Of Blood To The Head. Coldplays as-yet-untitled third album will be the release of next year. 10. BUSTED: James Bourne, 20, Charlie Simpson, 19, and Matt Jay, 20, form Britains biggest boy trio. Hits: First two albums went to No2 and four singles to No1. 11. JUSTIN HAWKINS: Shaggy-haired rock god and lead singer with Lowestoft band The Darkness. The 28-year-old has been compared to the late Freddie Mercury of Queen. Likely he will play guitar and sing. Hits: Debut album Permission To Land went to No1 last year. 12. ROBBIE WILLIAMS: The ex-Take That star, 30, has gone on to become our biggest entertainer. His song Angels became an anthem for a generation. Recording his part for the track in Los Angeles. Hits: Six solo No1s, eight with Take That. 13. KATIE MELUA: Singing sensation who came from nowhere this year. Debut album Call Off The Search climbed the charts until it hit No1 in January. The 20-year-old is a surefire contender for a Brit award next year. Hits: Call Off The Search. 14. TIM WHEELER: The frontman of Irish pop punk band Ash is regarded as an elder statesman of rock at the grand old age of 28. The band has been around since 1989 and he has become one of the most respected guitarists and singers on the music scene. Ash were one of the star turns at Robbie Williamss historic Knebworth gigs last year. Hits: Fourteen singles and five albums. Ashs debut album 1977 went to No1 in 1996. 15. MS DYNAMITE: The 23-year-old rapper real name Niomi McLean Daley wowed audiences and critics with her debut album A Little Deeper, which won her the 2002 Mercury music prize. She went on to pick up a clutch of Brit Awards for it in 2003. Since becoming a mum last year she has concentrated on writing her second album. Hits: A Little Deeper. Might as well just tell the poor africans to go starve

i think i'm just gonna have to get me mega drunk to get through this...

20 years on... it's never gonna beat the pwl version regardless. slightly interesting band aid fact, bananarama were the only act to appear on band aid and band aid 2.

sugababes and will young now confirmed, still quite q, but slightly more the face now

Is that anyway to speak on the eve of Jesus's birth! I seriously almost sat down to write to the sun today, but then decided that they are all just a bunch of wanks led on by Dominic Hitler Mohan... Band Aid 3 is coming whether you are prepared for it, and with artists such as The Darkness and Coldplay being thrown around as contributers I have to say it's all shaping up to be... well very Q Magazine. I don't get it though, I mean honestly do we really need another excuse for Justin Hawkins trying to get to number one in time for Christmas - don't let the bell's end my arse, that song was just an excuse for him to say bell-end numerous times in three and a half minutes... In this modern age of mass media with various formats, I think we should be heading to numerous versions of the song to appeal to all the audiences, sure let the Q readers have some fun, but give the smash hits lasses some pleasure too... Do you seriously think girls aloud don't want to stop starving in africa just as much as Chris Martin, hell mister Martin could just take a couple pictures of him and gwyneth wandering around Sainsbury's and sell it for more than half what the single will make.. They've got to keep heat stocked up into the new year, they've been scraping the barrel with Dr. "I've walked into numerous walls in my life" Gillian's diet and how nadia managed to lose the weight 4 covers in a row emap get on the barge! But I digress... my question to you, if you were Bob and Midge and could choose any people to record this kick ass band aid song who would you pick? I'd quite like to get nadia and the rest of the big brother stars to perform the monotone ringtone version...

NO! You aren't allowed to vote for Tabby, You must vote for voices with ponchos.

i was gonna get my ruler out to help you paul... but then franz ferdinand came on the tv and depressed me, so i'm gonna go top myself instead sorry

Oh the irony...

i got a kick ass white belt from river island but that was like 3 years ago, it's still ace though

pretty damn sure ashlee simpson is blonde at the moment, ii was speaking to my mate about it the other day, bout how women tend to go brunette this time of year for no apparent reason, and we then came accross a blonde ashlee simpson and thought hmmm she's bucking that trend right there!