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http://www.eyegas.com/xmas05/ Greens ain't necessarily good for you!

I like this one too.

:laughing: and then some! That really appealed to my sense of humour. So much in fact that I splattered my half-chewed sandwich all over my monitor. The numpties in the office failed to find it any way hilarious, but then they're all a bunch of braindead fuds.

Depending on responses, any chance this thread could be made a sticky? As this forum has been up & running for a few weeks now, what is everybodies' top ten books? Currently my top ten is: The Dark Tower (Volumes 1 - 7) by Stephen King To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee The Catcher In The Rye by J D Salinger Use Of Weapons by Iain M Banks Galilee by Clive Barker The Crow Road by Iain Banks Enron: Anatomy of Greed -The Unshredded Truth from an Enron Insider by Brian Cruver American Tabloid by James Ellroy Berlin: The Downfall, 1945 by Antony Beevor The Alienist by Caleb Carr

They should arrive 10 to 7 days prior to the event. I might be selling my one at face value as a friend of mine is on the guestlist and has put me down as his plus one(Moderators: if this is the case I will post in the appropriate forum. Promise.).

Absolutely superb. An emasculaed Bond? Ouch!

And lo, Shaki did go out in the wilderness for forty days and forty nights and did wank himself to a frenzy until the vinegar strokes begat vinegar strokes and his hands did suffer wankers cramp. From the Book of (Hand)Job Chapter 6, verse 9

But if your porn is in magazine format wouldn't that constitute reading material? OK. Looking at the pictures material

Done. I have been!

You're nothing but a whore:P How much for a bit of bum?

I'm seeing it tomorrow too. Empire's review: http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/reviewcomplete.asp?FID=10199 Reviewed by Kim Newman no less, a man who doesn't mince his words.

My work's extremely pious IT Mafia let me access it no problem. There's nothing at all dodgy on it at all

This is probably the wrong place to post this link but it is fun and incredibly addictive. http://users.skynet.be/bk258512/idiot_test.swf Enjoy!

I'm stumped. All I can think of is My Father The Hero:down: It's definitely NOT Manon Des Sources:P

Was it in French with English subtitles/in English/dubbed in English?

I've thought long and hard about this: Songs Faith No More - Helpless Mogwai - My Father My King The Beta Band - Dry The Rain The Beach Boys - God Only Knows The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out The Eagles - Hotel California Chemical Brothers - The Private Psychedelic Reel The Doors - The End Book Stephen King's The Dark Tower (if it was ever published as a one volume edition), failing that it would have to be Tolkien's The Lord of The Rings single volume edition Luxury My laptop

Good idea. To limit myself to 8 songs is tricky at the moment

Quentin Tarantino. Get him pissed enough and he might repeat that terrible joke that was told in Desperado

I searched Empire Online by plot and came up with nothing. As Alkaline asked, are there any well knowns who acted in it?

I quite liked Garbage's track for The World Is Not Enough But top 3 Live & Let Die (Wings) The Spy Who Loved Me (Carly Simon's 'Nobody Does It Better) From Russia With Love (Matt Monro) Get all Bond themes here: http://www.bondmovies.net/

The Cold Six Thousand The Cold Six Thousand by James Ellroy Synopsis This story is set in Dallas, in the November of '63. The heart of the American Dream detonated, Wayne Tedrow Jr., a young Vegas cop, arrives with a loathsome job to do. He's got six thousand in cash and no idea he is about to plunge into the cover-up conspiracy already brewing around the assassination of JFK, no idea that this will mark the beginning of a hellish five-year ride through the private underbelly of public policy. Ellroy's furiously paced narrative tracks Tedrow's journey: Dallas to Vegas, with the Mob and Howard Hughes, south with the Klan and J. Edgar Hoover, shipping out to Vietnam and returning home, the bearer of white powder, plotting new deaths as 1968 approaches... The follow up to the crtically acclaimed American Tabloid http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cold-Six-Thousand-James-Ellroy/dp/0099893304/sr=8-1/qid=1163596587/ref=pd_ka_1/203-4142786-4550348?ie=UTF8&s=books

In no particular order: Mogwai Aereogramme Arab Strap Chemikal Underground Tennents Lager Single Malts Old Firm Clashes Seasonal Adjustment Disorder Naked Video Chewin' The Fat Still Game Some of the cast from Absolutely Supporting any team that plays against England Ian Banks Ian Rankin Christopher Brookmyre Oor Wullie The Broons The Beano Electric Soup The MacBam Brothers Deep-fried confectionery, pizzas, and other foods Haggis, neeps and tatties Skirlie

Chris Tarrant in drag?! Eeeesh!

Waterflow? That's what a stopcock's for you dick!

Morrissey's Ringleader Of The Tormentors Mogwai's Mr Beast Kasabian's Empire To name but three