Laxton's Superb Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 was wondering that myself actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 im not entirely sure, think its just cause hes got the same name as a greasy, south american twat of a pop star. kind of ironic in that he looks a bit like a greasy bastard as well. hmmm i dont even know why i said that.bah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 was wondering that myself actuallyAs was I.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 http://dictionary.cambridge.org/results.asp?searchword=irony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I know someone who recently asked for a divorce on New Year's Eve - BY TEXT MESSAGE!!They had a big fight, and he texted her later saying he wanted a divorce, they are still currently married though.Funny as fuck - i nearly died laughing when I was told (by someone else obviously!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Main Agent Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I wouldnt recommend it, but I heard that guy Luke Mitchell knows how to dump a lover...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I wouldnt recommend it' date=' but I heard that guy Luke Mitchell knows how to dump a lover......[/quote']he's just not very good at hiding her tho...ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I recently ditched my girlfriend (a member of the triple kirks barstaff who will remain nameless) of several weeks via text message - which was harsh enough in itself but even more so as her initial text was to wish me luck for an exam. I was seduced by empty modern culture. McDonalds and Levis made me do it!wtf??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 i wasn't going out with this person' date=' but there was a girl in exodus i used to be somewhat intimate with, whom i just started ignoring....i do that to people a lot....[/quote']Not harsh enough. Damned working class scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 so says spoof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 from maddox"Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. It's a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule." ~Maddoxevil, but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 i don't know how people can be so evil. i hate breaking up. it's the worst thing ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 i have never broken up with anyone, its always them doing it to methe past few times they have basically gotten bored of me and done it over phone(i had to ask if they wanted to split up with me) and online (while half drunk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 sorry, but the winner by a country mile - is the tit headbutter.Leave her dazed as to what happened, then when she realises whats going on - you've pegged it.I find this more funny than harsh? am i a bad man?!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 The most insane finishing episode ever, for me, was about 8-9 years ago, and I'm still slightly haunted by what transpired. I was seeing someone, well, shagging them for a while just to keep bedroom performance ticking over. It was kind of a relationship so I made on it was to keep getting nuts-deep. I got a bit unsettled by some of her behaviour at times so she had to go. So, one night I said "That's it, it's over". She said "No, it isn't"! I nearly fell off the chair! I said "It fucking well IS over, I'm off". She said "There was nothing to finish anyway". Jesus, what the fucking hell is going on here? I said "So you're saying it's not over when there's no fucking IT anyway, are you?" She said "Something like that, yeah". I had reached the end of my short fuse, cue an eruption of "Look, fuck off. You're fucking mental, you're fucking annoying and you're a fucking boot anyway". She said "You don't mean that, you're just saying it to look good in front of your mates". The fact they were all up on the fucking dancefloor seemed to have escaped the psychotic bitch. I'm still wondering if I've technically been cheating on her all this time, in her eyes anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JockeySnogger Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 The most insane finishing episode ever' date=' for me, was about 8-9 years ago, and I'm still slightly haunted by what transpired. I was seeing someone, well, shagging them for a while just to keep bedroom performance ticking over. It was kind of a relationship so I made on it was to keep getting nuts-deep. I got a bit unsettled by some of her behaviour at times so she had to go. So, one night I said "That's it, it's over". She said "No, it isn't"! I nearly fell off the chair! I said "It fucking well IS over, I'm off". She said "There was nothing to finish anyway". Jesus, what the fucking hell is going on here? I said "So you're saying it's not over when there's no fucking IT anyway, are you?" She said "Something like that, yeah". I had reached the end of my short fuse, cue an eruption of "Look, fuck off. You're fucking mental, you're fucking annoying and you're a fucking boot anyway". She said "You don't mean that, you're just saying it to look good in front of your mates". The fact they were all up on the fucking dancefloor seemed to have escaped the psychotic bitch. I'm still wondering if I've technically been cheating on her all this time, in her eyes anyway.[/quote']What in the name of Satans portion?!? Sorry I couldn't figure out exactly what happened there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 i wasn't going out with this person' date=' but there was a girl in exodus i used to be somewhat intimate with, whom i just started ignoring....i do that to people a lot....[/quote']yeah man i actually did that that to a girl i had just started getting intimite with at aberdeen uni, then i just statrted ignoring her texts and pretending not to notice her when i walked by her on campus. Maybe because the fact that she is pretty scary and very rough! She smaked a guy in the face five times at a party and knocked one of his teeth out, i dunno but it seemed quite a big turn off to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 yeah man i actually did that that to a girl i had just started getting intimite with at aberdeen uni' date=' then i just statrted ignoring her texts and pretending not to notice her when i walked by her on campus. Maybe because the fact that she is pretty scary and very rough! She smaked a guy in the face five times at a party and knocked one of his teeth out, i dunno but it seemed quite a big turn off to me![/quote']You got intimate with someone that was scary and rough? Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 I recently ditched my girlfriend (a member of the triple kirks barstaff who will remain nameless) of several weeks via text message - which was harsh enough in itself but even more so as her initial text was to wish me luck for an exam. I was seduced by empty modern culture. McDonalds and Levis made me do it!triple kirks bar staff are mostly hot. good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Thank you Maxwell. Yeah but I easily get bored by women it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 so which one was it then??was it "the lovely jen"as she has been called by many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Settle down with her,have 2.4 children, tell her shes your soulmate, give her your full attention and love. Then, cover her with petrol, set her on fire and also kill her family by placing semtex in their mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 so which one was it then??was it "the lovely jen"as she has been called by manyI did say "nameless".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 But yes it was - scene point for good guesswork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntedbyafreak Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 triple kirks bar staff are mostly hot. good work.there's a hellish amount of people that have been with triple kirks bar staff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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