Mouse Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I found this quite funny...Take them out for Dinner and after ordering a HUGE meal tell them you have to get your wallet from your car..................DO NOT RETURN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Get off with someone else in front of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 i dunno if that would work, cos......last time i didn't have money to pay for a meal they wouldn't let me leave the building, even after i said they could use my watch as collateral (dunno how to spell it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_stoney_sicness Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 kick them in the face.... it's evil, and i think they'd get the massage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Sleep punch the shit out of them and act like it didn't happen, then leave... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 <TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?<TheVirus> sure did<TheVirus> i was hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I heard a song once that said there were 30 ways to lose your lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 <TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it' date=' it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?<TheVirus> sure did<TheVirus> i was hungry[/quote']Fucking hell. Harsh but amusing.I think we have a winner!On a side note - how the hell are you supposed to get money if they don't let you leave the restaurant and how did Tom solve this problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 <TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it' date=' it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?<TheVirus> sure did<TheVirus> i was hungry[/quote']GENIUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I recently ditched my girlfriend (a member of the triple kirks barstaff who will remain nameless) of several weeks via text message - which was harsh enough in itself but even more so as her initial text was to wish me luck for an exam. I was seduced by empty modern culture. McDonalds and Levis made me do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 one of the harshest ways i've been dumped was when the guy got his mates to phone me and tell me... by handing me over to everyone in the group because no one could actually say it. then again, we were like 12... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I've only been 'properly' dumped twice, both times was due to them playing away.Ho hum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lins Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 always make sure you do the dumping.recently, i broke up with a latino idiot by screaming in spanish that he was thick as pig shit, and his mother was a real neurotic evil biatch.he didnt get it though, and recently sent me his love.....just what do you have to tell people these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 always make sure you do the dumping.recently' date=' i broke up with a latino idiot by screaming in spanish that he was thick as pig shit, and his mother was a real neurotic evil biatch.he didnt get it though, and recently sent me his love.....just what do you have to tell people these days?[/quote']perhaps your spanish is shit and you actually said that you love him and his big bad donkey dick instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lins Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 my spanish is spot on.he just really really is that stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 the harshest way to dump your lover involves an ice-pick and the cover of darkness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Harsh way to dump someone? Headbutt her in the tits obviously. Just ask Maddox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abi Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I heard a song once that said there were 30 ways to lose your lover.hop off the bus gus, make a new plan stan, dont need to be coy roy...lets pretend you heard that somewhere else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 there was some really good ones on a thread a while ago.i think i'll go look for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abi Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 There are fifty ways to leave them as well...slip out the back' date=' Jack, make a new plan, Stan, don't need to be coy, Roy etc.[/quote']damn you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 here it is...i would get your girlfriend/boyfriend round to your house and also get someone else you'd rather bend it up round' date=' hide the newcomer in your wardrobe and then, when your partner is asleep, nail the other person and spaff in your partners face. then, in the morning, when your partner wonders what's all over their face, say it was the 'you're dumped faires' with their dumping serum[/quote']genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 my mate, ironically named ricky martin, dumped his girlfriend of two years by text message. the text was so long it was basically seven linked together, explaining why, and how it was him and not her, etc. he then wasn't sure if it had sent properly so he sent another one saying 'did you get that text? its over'wot a fucking twatstill she was a total bitch so she deserved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 did he use txt l4ng4g ?that might have saved him a few pages...he he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 i wasn't going out with this person, but there was a girl in exodus i used to be somewhat intimate with, whom i just started ignoring....i do that to people a lot.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 my mate' date=' ironically named ricky martin,[/quote']Why's that ironic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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