Dakota Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 I'm in fucking agony, came to brush my teeth and my gums are now bleeding like fuck my wire on my brace is snapping off and my gums are cut to shit aswell and to finish it I just stood on a guitar string You're not meant to use guitar strings instead of brace wires... Anyway wtf did you eat, a brick?! They don't snap unless you suck too much schlong. I can understand your cheeks being cut but fucking hell your gums, is your ortho on acid..? What are your braces doing anywhere near your gums? Sorry to break it to you but your gums should not be bleeding, cheeks can if the wire hasn't been trimmed at the ends but that's about it. Brackets would have snapped off way before anything happened to those wires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 You're not meant to use guitar strings instead of brace wires... Anyway wtf did you eat, a brick?! They don't snap unless you suck too much schlong. I can understand your cheeks being cut but fucking hell your gums, is your ortho on acid..? What are your braces doing anywhere near your gums? Sorry to break it to you but your gums should not be bleeding, cheeks can if the wire hasn't been trimmed at the ends but that's about it. Brackets would have snapped off way before anything happened to those wires. These things happen when your braces are fitted by Dr. Bullshit, c/o The Fictitious Dentistry Co., Parts Unknown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 These things happen when your braces are fitted by Dr. Bullshit, c/o The Fictitious Dentistry Co., Parts Unknown. I almost got mine fitted by a dentist who hadn't had any cases before me. Lol, it happens. Needless to say I got referred to an actual clinic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 Seriously dude get it checked out and take the wire out yourself if you haven't already, you don't want fucked up gums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 We'll the wire was already broken so the night before I was away in I brushed my teeth and bam the wire snapped and it cut my gums hurts like a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 Brace yourself for the inevitable onslaught of punnage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Green Posted January 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 my nose is cold. its always cold..... :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Green Posted January 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) threw my ps3 controller down and it hit my big toe..... now it hurts like hell :[dont want to go to a+e like "yeah toe is broken coz i got angry playing the same battle on ps3 game" XD Edited January 11, 2014 by Little Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 orgasmic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 orgasmic. Aye, canna beat a good wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 Aye, canna beat a good wank.Especially when it's a vagina instead of a hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 Especially when it's a vagina instead of a hand.A 'hands-free' as I like to call itEdit: yuk. Why am I getting involved in this kinda chat?! I hate myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 That's not actually a wank then, is it? DEAR INTERNET, JAKE JUST HAD A BONK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) Bored as I'm stuck at work and I'm hungry Edited January 12, 2014 by YoungA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 A 'hands-free' as I like to call itGot a mental image of you perched inside a woman with your hands up in the air shouting "I'm a fucking plane."And by you I mean this guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Basically heading up a legal/contracts department at a small company with aggressive growth plans in a very niche area of the oil industry, establishing real process and procedures that will really affect the way the company does business. Moving into a purpose-built and employee-friendly facility in March (including a 'chill out' area and mountain bikes for staff use. Very "Google".) Seems the perfect company to get in with now (headcount is only sixty at the moment) in the hope that as the company grows so will my level of seniority within it. Quite exciting, really! Geez a job.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 I'm getting over a virus and I feel pretty crap. But better than yesterday. Thanks for asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Green Posted January 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 peckish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikelife Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 peckish i just stuffed my face with a massive sandwich, and cant move. dont mean to rub it in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Tired from rugby training today at lunch fell on my arse a few times and on my cocksit so I'm also in agony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Tired from rugby training today at lunch fell on my arse a few times and on my cocksit so I'm also in agonyHaha, brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 That must of hurt for surten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Does it help to say my position is hooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Does it help to say my position is hooker? You spelled everything correctly in that post so, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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