Soda Jerk Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 UP THE PUNX. I am the antichrist-aaaah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Peanut butter is my go two sandwich.I also like humus, carrot, coriander and fake-meat slices. And Cheese ploughmans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 ham and cheese nae into portentous shite, naebody even heard of a chorizo till about 2 years ago. they are hipster donkey meat sausage portentous [p???t?nt?s]adj1. of momentous or ominous significance2. miraculous, amazing, or awe-inspiring; prodigious I know that wasn't what you were meaning, but I'll take it. Your lack of awareness of something like chorizo until somewhat recently doesn't mean that it extends to everyone else. Are pepperoni toppings on pizzas too out there as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Lorne sausage Tattie scone and peanut butter all in one sandwich is the stuff of gods... P's cheese always goes ontop ina sandwhich... And olives in anything on anything or simply olives suck donkey dick..that is actual fact not hearsay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 YOU CANT GET MARGARINE ANYMORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 YOU CANT GET MARGARINE ANYMORE!Why would you think that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 QIXL Sometimes get it wrong so dont worry the UK still has margarine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Maybe it's more a case of not being able to get the exact same formula as in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Maybe it's more a case of not being able to get the exact same formula as in the past. Still Margarine though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Still Margarine though. Yeah, I got that part. Trying to suggest there's a bit of semantics going on which would mean everyone is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 What is I can't believe it's not butter if it's not butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Instead of debating what is and what isn't margarine, just stop buying those tubs of muck. Ye set o' bastards, ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paranoid Android Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 If it came from QI I don't give the margarine thing any credit. All QI is these days is providing stupid facts which really are only true in a very specific sense if at all. A question like " How many day are there in the week?" will be answered by Alan Davies with the obvious seven to which Stephen Fry will guffaw and explain how if you consider a week the same way that the peruvian caterpillar tribe does there are in fact 9.7 days in a week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Margarine needs a fat content of more than 80% but less than 90%. You can't buy anything like that anymore. I used to get asked for it all the time when I worked in asda, hence why I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Toast the sandwich and let the cheese work its way above and below. Toasties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 QI has indeed gone downhill. It's still one of the better shows around. I watched an episode last night and didn't know 2 of the contestants - that's the first time that's happened. One blonde girl who was ok and a posh guy I've seen on stuff before but can't place him. There's always shitty innuendo and as mentioned above the 'oh shucks i've only gone and said the right/obvious answer but it's wrong' moment that STILL seems to get a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 'Roid's description of newer QI is the most accurate thing I've read in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Since you last read one of my other posts you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Margarine needs a fat content of more than 80% but less than 90%.You can't buy anything like that anymore.I used to get asked for it all the time when I worked in asda, hence why I know. People actually came up to you, asked for a spreadable material that was more than 80% fat content but less than 90%... Seems a bit technical to ask an asda worker lol... I usually just ask shit like fars yer breed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 People actually came up to you, asked for a spreadable material that was more than 80% fat content but less than 90%... Seems a bit technical to ask an asda worker lol... I usually just ask shit like fars yer breed... I think it's more likely that they came up and asked where the margarine was and Flights had to explain that it didn't exist anymore because...NUMBERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 That's the worst kind of semantic shit. I know Flights would only be doing what he'd been told but I almsot think he'd deserve a punch if he gave that response to someone asking for marg. It's ten times worse than the "I'm sorry we don't have coke, will pepsi do?" crap you get in restaurants. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 What is I can't believe it's not butter if it's not butter? Shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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