Lemonade Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Right, lets get started again...THE BASICS: Pick 20 different celebrities who are alive, but who, in your opinion, will no longer be with us by 31st December 2012. Celebrities can be of any age, and can be suffering from illness.Nominate one of them as your "joker".For each celeb demise that you guess correctly, you'll score points, and if your joker sadly passes away, your grief will be alleviated by the fact that you'll score double points.NOTE:YOUR TEAM SHOULD HAVE TWENTY CONTESTANTS. 2-0. IF ANYONE DOES TWENTY PLUS A JOKER LIKE THEY HAVE THE PAST TWO FUCKING YEARS I'M GOING TO DISQUALIFY THEM ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE. The team with the most points at the end of the year will, unsurprisingly, be deemed to be the winner.In the event of a dead heat on points, the winner will be selected according to the following criteria, applied in this order: -The most hits (i.e. correctly-chosen deceased celebs).-The youngest average age of hits.-The most amusing team name. OTHER RULES: All of your chosen celebs must be: -Human.-At least 18 years old at time of selection.-Not on any form of "Death Row" or scheduled for execution.-Actual real-life people, not characters out of soap operas and the like.-All entries must be celebrities. Your Great Aunt Jenny doesn't count-Named individuals, not just "Pope Wotsisface" or "the oldest person in the world".-Players must not murder their chosen celebs. That's cheating, and cheating is wrong. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be disqualified from the game. SCORING: The value of the basic death depends on the person's age: 18-29 years: 12 points30-49 years: 10 points50-59 years: 9 points60-69 years: 8 points70-79 years: 7 points80-89 years: 6 points90-99 years: 5 points100-109 years: 4 points110+ years: 3 points On top of this, bonus points are awarded as follows: Unique pick: +3 if you were the only competitor to pick that person.Unlucky 13: +2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month.Unnatural causes: +3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not State executions).Party pooper: +5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or Xmas Day.First pick: +1 for being the first person to have that person in their team (new for 2012 at request of Alan Cynic )Joker: Take the total of all the above and double it. (All times and dates will relate to local time at place of death)Last years league table was:1 jf9tp2wd40 292 Bigsby 253 Dubya 244 Delboy 235 Gooch_Taylor 236 KarmaTsunami 237 Shaki 238 Scottyboy 179 Gladstone 1510 Lucius 1511 Telecaster Sam 1512 Adam Easy Wishes 1513 SurferRosa 1514 Lucky Rathen 1415 Alan Cynic 1316 Graham Knight 817 TigerFromMars 818 Ca_gere 819 Kirsten 820 MattJimF 821 Stroopy121 822 Bux 023 JaseyBoi 024 Kai 025 Scorge 026 Shell7 0The Dead Pool Class Of 2011 contained, among others, Pete Postlethwaite, Anne Francis, Gerry Rafferty, Steve Jobs, Jack LaLanne, Charlie Louvin, John Barry, Gary Moore, Mike Starr, Nate Dogg, Michael Gough, Elizabeth Taylor, John Sullivan, Amy Winehouse, Henry Cooper, Poly Styrene, Osama Bin Laden, Ted Lowe, Seve Ballasteros, Macho Man Randy Savage, Ryan Dunn, Peter Falk, Colonel Gadaffi, Jimmy Saville, Kim Jong-Il, Joe Frazier, Heavy D, Gary Speed, Christopher Hitchens.Deadline for entires: January 31st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Putting the "Fun" in "Funeral"1 Abdel Basset El Migrahi2 Aretha Franklin3 Bobby "The Brain" Heenan4 Buzz Aldrin5 Christopher Lee6 Clint Eastwood7 Doris Day8 Etta James (captain)9 Little Richard10 Margaret Thatcher11 Mel Brooks12 Muhammed Ali13 Neil Armstrong14 Nelson Mandela15 Prince Philip16 Queen Elizabeth II17 Ronnie Corbett18 Stan Lee19 Vera Lynn20 Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Here we go:Robin Gibb (captain/joker)Aretha FranklinAndy WilliamsEtta JamesLemmyKirk DouglasMickey RooneyM*rg*r*t Th*tch*rFidel CastroHugo ChavezMurray WalkerStirling MossAl-MegrahiJocky WilsonDavid BlainePeter O'Sullevan (sp?)Dick Van DykeJimmy JonesJake LaMottaNoel Edmonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 1. Margaret Thatcher2. Gary Glitter3. Steven Hawking4. Queen Elizabeth II5. Scott Hall (wrestler)6. Pope Benedict XVI7. Pete Doherty8. David Coverdale9. Patrick Moore10.Billy Graham (Evangelist)11.Chuck Berry12.William Shatner13.Willie Nelson14.The Ultimate Warrior15.Ian Huntley16.Bruce Forsyth17.Robert Plant18.Muhammed Ali19.Anne Widdecombe20.Bobby Davro (joker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Zombies-to-be F.C.The QueenRussell Brand (joker)Ronnie Corbett, OBERupert MurdochPrince CharlesThatcherPope Benedict XIVSir Alex FergusonLindsay LohanBritney SpearsFidel CastroMuhammad AliEric ClaptonRingo StarrDavid HasselhoffNelson MandelaStevie WonderMahmoud AhmadinejadCraig BrownBruce Forsyth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Yer All Fucked1. Prince Philip2. Margaret Thatcher3. Aretha Franklin4. Kirk Douglas5. David Jason6. Robert Mugabe7. Nelson Mandela8. Bruce Forsyth9. Fidel Castro10. Etta James11. Abdelbaset al-Megrahi12. Paul Merson (Joker)13. Christopher Lee14. Ronnie Biggs15. Chuck Berry16. Patrick Moore17. Hugo Chavez18. Max Mosley19. Boy George20. George Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Sutcliffes Selebrity SlaughterJames Blunt Cher LoydKirk DouglasPatrick MoorePrince PhilipDenis NordenEminemNick Nolte Paul NewmanDavid Hasselhoff Terry WoganFidel CastroNancy ReaganTerry PratchettSylvester Stallone Betty WhitePamela AndersonBez shaun ryderShane MacGowanClint EastwoodAndrew Lloyd WeberQueen ElizabethJames Archibald aka Jim Branning GazzaJoker:: Russel crowe keith RichardsAnd im aware i spelt celebrity with an S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Time waits for no MayanMargaret ThatcherZsa Zsa GaborAbdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-MegrahiFidel CastroBilly GrahamRonnie BiggsKirk DouglasYitzhak ShamirHenry KissingerMickey RooneyRobin GibbJulie NewmarAnna WingPeter SallisOlivia de HavillandMalachi ThroneJoan FontaineJohn AstinEarl ScruggsEtta James (joker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all folks!1. Prince Phillip2. Bruce Forsyth3. Christopher Lee4. Pete Doherty5. Nelson Mandela6. Margaret Thatcher7. Terry Pratchett8. Abdelbaset Ali Mohammed al Megrahi 9. Kirk Douglas10. Charlie Sheen11. Whitney Houston12. Zsa Zsa Gabor13. Sienna Miller (I fucking hope...)14. Fidel Castro15. Robert Mugabe16. Stephen Hawking17. Muhammad Ali18. Tara Reid19. Missy Elliot20. Dick van Dyke (joker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Gordon & Watsons Fridge FillersPeter O'Toole (joker)Maggie SmithPete SeegerStephen HawkingJulie AndrewsPrince PhilipDebbie ReynoldsClive DunnDavid AttenboroughShirley Temple BlackChuck BerryPeter BlakeP D JamesJonny VegasJimmy Carter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 struggling to add 5 as edit button not appearing... here they are...Sinead O'ConnorShane McGowanJane FondaChris EvansJune Whitfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Coffin Dodgers Ahoy FC1 Robin Gibb (joker)2 Prince Phillip3 Anna Wing4 Clive Dunn5 Maggie Thatcher6 Ronnie Biggs7 Kirk Douglas8 Zsa Zsa Garbor9 Peter Sallis10 Aretha Franklin11 Nancy Reagan12 Ian Brady13 Dame Cleo Laine14 Gene Hackman15 Pete Doherty16 Nelson Mandela17 Vera Lynn18 Roger Moore19 Muhammed Ali20 Al Megrahicome on you lot stop dodging them coffins and bag me some points! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Mine thus far:Death Cube KMuhammed Ali Megrahi (joker)Ronnie BiggsBhumibol AdulyadejMargaret ThatcherFidel CastroBashar al-AssadVo Nguyen GiapNorodom SihanoukRobert MugabePrince PhillipNelson MandelaQueen Elizabeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Simon Cowell (joker) Chris MoylesMargaret ThatcherTony BennettEtta JamesZsa Zsa GaborNelson MandelaRobin GibbAl-MegrahiPatrick MooreBilly GrahamRobert MugabeRonnie BiggsOssie OsbornePat Meehan (Ossie’s former manager)Nancy (just say no) ReaganLindsay LohanP DiddyBob DoleJerry Lewis (the so called comedian) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Well Past It1. Fidel Castro2. Aretha Franklin3. Prince Philip4. Margret Thatcher5. Pete Docherty6. Cheryl Cole7. Hosni Mubarak (Joker)8. Sir Frank Williams9. Terry Pratchett10. Martina Navratilova11. Queen Elizabeth12. Ronnie Corbett13. Muhammed Ali14. Hulk Hogan15. Peaches Geldof16. Patrick McNee17. Michael Caine18. Morgan Freeman19. Mae Young20. Rupert Murdoch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Sutcliffes Selebrity SlaughterJames Blunt Cher LoydKirk DouglasPatrick MoorePrince PhilipDenis NordenEminemNick Nolte Paul NewmanDavid Hasselhoff Terry WoganFidel CastroNancy ReaganTerry PratchettSylvester Stallone Betty WhitePamela AndersonBez shaun ryderShane MacGowanClint EastwoodAndrew Lloyd WeberQueen ElizabethJames Archibald aka Jim Branning GazzaJoker:: Russel crowe keith RichardsAnd im aware i spelt celebrity with an S.Paul Newman's way ahead of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 All right here's mine:Death Cube KMuhammed al-Megrahi (joker)Ronnie BiggsBhumibol AdulyadejMargaret ThatcherFidel CastroBashar al-AssadVo Nguyen GiapNorodom SihanoukRobert MugabePrince PhillipNelson MandelaQueen ElizabethHarry Lee (Kwan Yew)Chopper ReadIeng SaryNuon CheaZsa Zsa GaborKim Jong-unEric HobsbawmHarper Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Flights Final Flights1. Scott Hall / Razor Ramone2. Denis Norden3. June Brown ( Dot Cotton )4. George Clinton5. Muhammed al-Megrahi (joker)6. Les Dennis7. Leonard Nimoy8. Stephen Hawkings9. Robert Duvall10. The Queen11. Prince Phillip12. David Cameron13. Paul Daniels14. Murray Walker15. Zsa Zsa Gabor16. Alex Ferguson17. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad18. Clint Eastwood19. Bernie Ecclestone20. David Jason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Bruce ForsythDavid AttenboroughRichard AttenboroughMaggie ThatcherNicole RitchiePrince Phillip (joker)Frankie from The SaturdaysPatrick MooreMaradonaMurray WalkerJohn HurtSarah HardingBetty WhiteKeith ChegwinWilliam ShatnerGeorge MichaelMartin ScorseseHugh HefnerSean ConneryJulian Glover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Death Cab for Thatcher CDPC1. Maggie Thatcher (joker)2. Christopher Lee3. Ric Flair4. Pete Doherty 5. Matthew Kelly6. Pete Burns7. Mary-Kate Olsen8. George Bush Snr9. Owen Wilson10. John Fruscianté11. Muhammed al-Megrahi12. Ross Kemp13. Clint Eastwood14. Chuck Berry15. Robbie Coltraine16. Hosni Mubarak17. Muhammed Ali18. Gene Hackman19. Mick Mars20. Nick Oliveri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shell7 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Justin Fashanus hang-oot crew 2012Maggie ThatcherPaul McCartneyJohn HartsonDavd DickinsonGeorge MichaelKeith RichardsMuhammed AliSimon CowellFrank BrunoAli MegrahiGail PorterPrince PhilipBezAndy FordhamDanny DyerBill GatesBarbara WindsorAlex FergusonThe QueenGazzaJoker:Bez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 So did anyone have Bob Holness?!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16443263 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 So did anyone have Bob Holness?!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16443263He's way before my time. Shame though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Sutcliffes Selebrity SlaughterJames Blunt Cher LoydKirk DouglasPatrick MoorePrince PhilipDenis NordenEminemNick Nolte Paul Newman 50 centDavid Hasselhoff Terry WoganFidel CastroNancy ReaganTerry PratchettSylvester Stallone Betty WhitePamela AndersonBez shaun ryderShane MacGowanClint EastwoodAndrew Lloyd WeberQueen ElizabethJames Archibald aka Jim Branning GazzaJoker:: Russel crowe keith RichardsAnd im aware i spelt celebrity with an S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 This next one is called, "We Hate You Please Die!"Matt Hardy (joker)Jake "The Snake" RobertsHulk HoganKamalaRoger CormanAl MolinaroC. Everett CoopClive DunnJohn HurtRichard GriffithsHugh HefnerGeorge MichaelMickey RooneyErnest BorgnineAngela LansburyMartin SheenCharlie SheenMargaret ThatcherJohn MaddenChristopher Lambert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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