Chris Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 The couple having full-on, noisy as fuck, hands all over each other face sex in the cereal aisle of Morrisons. The inconsiderate fucks chose to have their stupid, offensively loud, drooling, neurotic, handsy, despearate display of "romance" in front of my beloved Maple and Pecan Crisp cereal which I wanted to obtain. Unfortunately, their unrelenting wet, sloppy tongue fuck made me uncomfortable and led me to begrudgingly purchase frankly extortionate, and disappointing in comparison, Jordan's Country Crisp instead, rather than politely ask them to kindly remove their tongues from the other's oesophagus and let me get my fucking cereal. How fucking dare they. Fuck them. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 David CameronJim NobleJames MurdochFrankie CocozzaRebecca BrooksBernie Ecclestone or whichever fuckwit at the BBC decided to give half of Formula 1 to SkyKyle Lafferty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 who's jim noble?and can i nominate kelvin mckenzie? i don't think he's done anything for a while, but that's no reason not to hate the prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 1. The guy from that security company (ADT maybe) advert who goes: "my laptop... and gap year memories" when asked what he values most. Full on tears of rage everytime I see that advert.2. This guy I see around town a lot who I've never spoken to. I think he works at Snafu.3. Chris Moyles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Neil Lennon is the worst bastard to ever walk this Earth. Fact.My old flatmate is pals with him and says he's a likeable guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 who's jim noble?and can i nominate kelvin mckenzie? i don't think he's done anything for a while, but that's no reason not to hate the prick.He's the guy that made the decision which made me redundant.I was going to nominate Kelvin McKenzie but couldn't think of anything he'd done that was measurably worse than anything he's said before. Then I looked up what he's been saying this week about the Dowler case...I'd now like to add him to my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 He's the guy that made the decision which made me redundant.I was going to nominate Kelvin McKenzie but couldn't think of anything he'd done that was measurably worse than anything he's said before. Then I looked up what he's been saying this week about the Dowler case...I'd now like to add him to my list.see, it's always good just to assume kelvin mckenzie has done something utterly prickish. saves time and energy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Nothing has made my blood boil as much as this in 2011http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=327J3ISiVOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 2. This guy I see around town a lot who I've never spoken to. I think he works at Snafu.Haha, there was a guy who I used to see all the time at Pittodrie and took a hatred too just based on his face. I see him around all the time now like God is crossing our paths to see what I might do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Nadine DorriesMelanie PhillipsDavid CameronNick CleggMichele BachmannRick Perry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 David CameronGideon "George" OsborneNick CleggDanny AlexanderVince CableMichael GoveLiam FoxPhilip HammondNadine DorriesBoris JohnsonHerman CainWhoever the CEO of First Bus isbut most importantly, Ed Miliband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Really struggling to think of nominees. People must have been generally nice this year.I still harbor a hatred for Kanye West, so he's my pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Nothing has made my blood boil as much as this in 2011http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=327J3ISiVOUGood shout with that one. Was the bin/cat lady this year too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Woods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 The person who pissed me off the most this year, was the man who sat next to me on the bus, strapped himself in, ate a sandwich and crisps in the most disgusting, noisy manor imaginable You were in his manor, shut it you slaaahhhhg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Stroopy for calling Michael Cera a cunt.Stroopy for thinking spider-man dying was a bad thing.Stroopy for out creepying me on twitter.Michael Cera IS a cunt. He's a festering, AIDs-ridden, puss-weeping, blistered, rotting cunt.Fun Fact: Jesse Eisenberg is better at playing Michael Cera than Michael Cera is.Don't even get me started on Spider-Man, you fucking sack of cunts.I'll kill you. I'll kill you and I'll fuck your corpse.JakeBassist, for being a cunt. And talking about poop.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I forgot about Nadine Dorries. she is a bad bad person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Michael Cera IS a cunt. He's a festering, AIDs-ridden, puss-weeping, blistered, rotting cunt.Fun Fact: Jesse Eisenberg is better at playing Michael Cera than Michael Cera is.Don't even get me started on Spider-Man, you fucking sack of cunts.I'll kill you. I'll kill you and I'll fuck your corpse.JakeBassist, for being a cunt. And talking about poop.xxOi. You positive repped me for my tales of poop, so dinna come awa wi that shite.Watch Scott Pilgrim, Arrested Development, Youth In Revolt, Superbad and tell me who's a cunt. (pssst, it's you.)Spider-Man's a whiney bitch, who wants to be on Iron Man's dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Oi. You positive repped me for my tales of poop, so dinna come awa wi that shite.Watch Scott Pilgrim, Arrested Development, Youth In Revolt, Superbad and tell me who's a cunt. (pssst, it's you.)Spider-Man's a whiney bitch, who wants to be on Iron Man's dick.I know, I like the poo.Scott Pilgrim isn't a bad film - but it's positive merits are all in spite of cera being in there, not because of him. Same with Superbad. Jesse Eisenberg would've been a better call for both! As would Tropher Grace.Never seen Arrested Development, but Youth In Revolt, see Superbad and SP. Cera contributes fuck all to these roles other than punchability.You're the whiny bitch, Spider-Man is awesome. Fuck you.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I don't think Jesse Eisenberg would have made those roles great. Plus, he isn't as pretty as Michael Cera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 He'd have made them better. Picture that fuckwit cera try to pull off Zombieland or The Social Network and you'll see what a one-dimensional shit swallower he is.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I've disliked Ed Miliband far more than David Cameron or Nick Clegg this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 He'd have made them better. Picture that fuckwit cera try to pull off Zombieland or The Social Network and you'll see what a one-dimensional shit swallower he is.xxOh I agree with the Social Network point. But as much as people compare them, they're completely different roles. Eisenberg has the look of a dick about him, that's why he's more perfect for TSN and less perfect than Cera for any of Cera's roles. Perhaps Youth In Revolt. But Eisenberg could never pull off the hipster moustache. Never. I wouldn't allow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Bono 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 But in Zombieland Eisenberg plays the sappy, pathetic, loved up scenester cunt that cera always does, but he does it in a less punchable, less fucking irritating way!Jesse Eisenberg >>> Dog Shit > michael ceraxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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