FOX Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 I was psychically sick all over my pants when my correct score of 2-1 to Wigan netted me a cool £200 (£5 on). That £200 could be spent buying Liverpool a player who isn't pure shite and/or racist. But I am going halfies on a KKK outfit with the money instead, my pal Luis really wants one.'Done, lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Had to chuckle at the excuses of the Dalglish, the man is a fool and the scousers will soon begin to lose patience (or more patience) if they keep dropping points to premier league fodder at home. He has spent 100 million yet all he has in his favour is winning a cup the proper big teams couldn't give a stuff about. There is no excuse getting beat at home to a side bottom of the league who mustered just four league wins all season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 I love the one with the vomiting son. I don't think I've ever been physically ill following a football game, must not be a true fan. I pictured it in my head like the early episodes of South Park, where Stan would instantly vomit as soon as Wendy spoke to him."We lost to Wigan, son"BOKE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Mo Chalali was down at our 6-a-side league pitches with his bairn tonight. No idea what he was up to. There's a team of Algerians down there, maybe he's best mates with them or summink. I was gonna ask him if he fancied a run-out but I bottled it. Poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Football photographs are the best. Here is a picture of 11 year old Danny Welbeck giving 30 year old Ryan Giggs some top banter. Probably telling him that he's shit and slow. What a little shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Giggs is looking at him, thinking "yeah yeah you little cunt, I've heard it all before from little shits like Jonathan Greening and his mates - you'll be playing in the Championship by the time you're 19..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I bet Welbz didn't even know who Ryan Giggs was back then. Just some old man slowing up their game of fives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Feel free to post more football photographs. They don't have to be arty, or beautiful. Just really great football related photos that you like, for whatever reason.Don't mean to troll the Hoopz on here, but this is a classic: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 /classic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 scholesbuttonmushroom.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Also this... I can't find a good snap of it actually, but it came about after Rafael Benitez made a hand gesture on the sidelines after Liverpool went 2-0 up against Blackburn. He was waving his hands from side to side as if to say "That's it. Game over. Easy" and alot of people were up in arms about it. United then essentially won the title at the then-JJB Stadium through a Michael Carrick Goal. Pat Evra sprinted from the half way line, lept about 5 feet in the air, replicating the same hand gesture, because he's a right little cunt and he knows it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lemonade Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Kenny blames injuries and tiredness for today's result. What is wrong with him? They've hardly played that many more games than other teams, especially the actual top clubs who have been in Europe etc.I read yesterday that if the EPL season had started on 1st January Liverpool would be bottom of the league. I don't know if that's true, but I like the stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I read yesterday that if the EPL season had started on 1st January Liverpool would be bottom of the league. I don't know if that's true, but I like the stat.Yeah, on this site, from Soda Jerk? That's what happens when you ignore everyone else, Ryan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Yeah, on this site, from Soda Jerk? That's what happens when you ignore everyone else, Ryan!Fuck was it?! Oh I feel silly now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Arsenal fan(s) - I forgot which one you are, Captain America maybe? Anyway - when Mertesacker is fit will be he get back into the team or is the Koscielny/Vermaelen partnership your best at centre half? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Arsenal fan(s) - I forgot which one you are, Captain America maybe? Anyway - when Mertesacker is fit will be he get back into the team or is the Koscielny/Vermaelen partnership your best at centre half?I don't think he gets right back in the team. Koscielny has been mighty this season and Vermaelen is a top CB in the EPL when he's not injured. Saying that with the two left backs at Arsenal seemingly made out of paper (Gibbs/Santos) i'd be tempted to play all 3 and slide Vermaelen to left back for some games.I still like Mertersacker though, I know he's been done for pace a few times this season but that was to be expected. He's still been really solid and is no nonsense when under pressure which has been good for Arsenal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Also on the pictures this one from the weekend is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 And this one. Edwin taking the kids to the football. What a great dad. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Hahaha brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I don't think he gets right back in the team. Koscielny has been mighty this season and Vermaelen is a top CB in the EPL when he's not injured. Saying that with the two left backs at Arsenal seemingly made out of paper (Gibbs/Santos) i'd be tempted to play all 3 and slide Vermaelen to left back for some games.I still like Mertersacker though, I know he's been done for pace a few times this season but that was to be expected. He's still been really solid and is no nonsense when under pressure which has been good for Arsenal.I ask because I agree about Koscielny - think he's been oustanding this season when I've seen him play, surprisingly so. Also surprised at how shit Mertesacker has looked, although granted that may be down to selective highlights - I honestly thought he was a great buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I ask because I agree about Koscielny - think he's been oustanding this season when I've seen him play, surprisingly so. Also surprised at how shit Mertesacker has looked, although granted that may be down to selective highlights - I honestly thought he was a great buy.Yeah there are a few times he's been done this season but like I say he was solid in a defence that was changing every single game. They just couldn't keep the same players fit in consecutive games. I still think he is good it should be a very strong 3 center back rotation means Djorou is surplus to requirements. Could do with a another player that can play in multiple positions in defence. I've heard Vertognhen is able to play RB/LB and CB so that would be great as Sagna is the only real RB in the squad (plus the afore mentioned Gibbs/Santos paper issue). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Djourou's quite a funny player really. Tipped for big things as a youngster, if I recall, a mainstay in the national team from quite a young age? I always got the impression Djourou was going to 'make it' and Alex Song was the one that may not have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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