Guest Gladstone Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I'll get a skelped arse from YOUR mum. Dude, my Mum died last year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 From over skelping? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I can't be sure, but I think it's related to this post: http://www.aberdeen-music.com/threads/whats-your-recording-setup-and-method.47957/page-10#post-747074 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 You guys are worse than Alan Shearer, Carlos Tevez and Joey Barton combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 It says on the BBC Sport website that "Liverpool need to move quickly" - I haven't read the article, but I presume it says Liverpool have to appoint a new manager within 2 days or the world will end. That's great because it means they won't put enough thought into the process and fuck it up. Just swell. Hopefully they give the job to Ally McCoist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Jim Jeffries has done a fine job at Dunfermline. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 McLeish for Liverpool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 McLeish for Liverpool!This is likely if my Football Manager game is anything to go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 My FM had AVB at Motherwell for about 3 months before they sacked him. Ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 His lack of effort for a start, never looked that bothered. As the club captain you expect a bit more than shrugging your fucking shoulders, tweeting about the gee gees and producing nice brochures. A captain who didn't really do post match interviews or talk to the fans much. A fucking mercenary. I like to see our players actually try.His attitude at Newcastle was awful. It always seemed like he thought he should be playing for a bigger club because he was the Michael Owen. I didn't actually realise he was captain. That makes it even worse.I'm basing this on absolutely nothing, but I think his problem is down to his commitment more than just being 'unlucky' with injuries. Perhaps he's just soft and doesn't want to play through the pain. There's plenty of injury-prone players who play through the pain just they can stand up and be counted. Michael Owen doesn't seem to ever want to be that kind of player. He got injured for United last November, and hasn't played since, and the original injury report was a tweaked Thigh muscle. That doesn't really sound like a 6 month injury to me. Injury prone players tend to have recurring problems, which Owen doesn't have. It's a different injury everytime, because he's a right little wendy. Take an asprin and jog it off, you puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 The only good thing to do at todders is get a box and drink your way through the 90 minutes!Been there, done that, it doesn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 You should try supporting Aberdeen some time.You should try supporting Cambridge... having said that last season was a deffo improvement on the previous two...As for Kenneth of Dalglish, well there is two ways of looking at it. He won a cup albeit a shit one no-one gives much of a toss about and got to the final of another people give a bit more of a shit about. He got them back into the Europe albeit the Europa League that a lot of folk don't give that much of a shit about. On the other hand they were woefully short of the promised land of the champions league and were utterly shit at Anfield for the majority of the season. He got away with a heck of a lot because of who is mind. He had 18 months whereas Woy had just over 6.So Man Utd releasing Michael Owen, surely worth a punt for mid table Prem League fodder but on a deal based on playing since everytime he sees a blade a grass he seems to get injured. I'm thinking Stoke maybe upfront with Crouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Fulham or Everton could do okay with him. Maybe even Aston Villa, an injury free Owen and Bent would be some strikeforce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Owen made a mistake going to Man Utd, he should have accepted a mid table side who might get in the Europe League where he could play regular football would be better than warming the bench and starting Carling Cup ties at Man U... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 He's turned round and said "The Championship is not an option". Sorry Micky O but you've barely played a game in 3 seasons. You're never as good as you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 West Ham should take him. Big Sam loves direct football, and could do with a Premier League striker.If they get promoted of course, which I think they will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 that is just arrogance, clubs are going to wary of taking a punt on him given his recent lack of games, prone to injury and age, he might have to take what he's given and shut up... thing is though had he gone to Stoke or someone 2 years ago he may well have been able to force himself back into the England set up but on the other hand he still gets bloody injured all the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Fuck Michael Owen. Hope the gutless prick never plays again and is bankrupt by 40. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 funny thing is Newcastle are too bigger club for him now! go to Stoke, Fulham, Everton etc and be last or last but one game on MOTD unless you are playing one of the big teams! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Actually, he loves and supports horse-racing, which is an evil and ugly thing to do, so fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 And he played for Liverpool, even though he grew up as an Everton fan.I bet he beats his wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is the favourite to take over at Villa. That'd be ace! Look at who've they've got up front when Bent's injured? He'll probably pick himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Solskjaer is a shout. I'd be happy with him if I was a Villa fan. Probably.I'd be bloody delighted if he was the next Dons manager tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I fucking hate Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Him, Michael Owen, and Liverpool. This thread has been a big cauldron of horrors today, but I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 What?? How can you hate him and his constant smiling face? He's like the Norwegian Peter Beardsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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