Stroopy121 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I can't speak for everyone - but I do love the smell of my own farts. That said I can tell when they are more or less horrendous than usual, that's the best part. Dropping a hoop stinger and knowing that everyone within the blast radius is liable to puke!xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Just remember (like REALLY bear it in mind) that Vegans stink like no other people in the world. Do not think that you can drop out a silent parp while in the company of others. They will know that it is you, because nothing honks like a Vegan trump.Yeah, so this is entirely ridiculous. (However, I don't fart as I'm a girl, you'd have to verify with a male vegan). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Saw a guy with this t-shirt the other day. Thought it was quite funny.If you thought that was a guy, then that is quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 If you thought that was a guy, then that is quite funny.The guy I saw in real life was definitely a guy. Just so happens that the only picture I could find on the internet of said t-shirt was modelled by a woman.Edit: Would be an easy mistake to make. My tits are bigger than hers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I think I'd sooner have a smelly arse than one full of cancer.vegetables My dog died of cancer of the arse. It was either get it out and have him shitting everywhere or get him put down.He wasn't a vegan. But it wasn't his choice. Maybe if he was he would've lived. But he would've probably been given away for having such a smelly arse.I'd be happy to eat vegan now and again. But if it's making my arse pong I couldn't do it on a date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 On that note, I have never seen anything that I would deem as "humane" as this video...CADE (Part 2): The Good Slaughter: A Proud Meat Cutter Shares His Processing Floor on VimeoProbably not for the squeamish by the way, since it is a video of the process of a slaughterhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I'm thinking about becoming Vegetarian. But I'm worried about not getting the proteins and vitamins that are found in meat.What's the best way to still get these without eating meat? Popping pills or is there hidden treasures out there I can still eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Just make a massive falafel and do some reps with it before you eat it.Probably the best post this forum has ever witnessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I'm thinking about becoming Vegetarian. Why, out of interest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I want a change of lifestyle. Recently given up booze and I'm not gonna touch fags any more as I only smoke when I'm drunk. I thought I might aswell go the whole hog. I've read up on the health benefits and the only con seems to be these missing proteins and such. I mean, if I don't like it I'll eat meat. But I want to give it a go and see if it affects me in a positive way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Losing protein from 'carnivore' to vegetarian is very minimal. People seem to think that red meat is the only thing in the world that gives them protein, which is poppycock.All nuts (and peanut butters)All beansAll pulsesBrown riceTofuTempehMeat substitutes (although as Claire said - dont rely on these as your only food source)BroccoliPotatoesand Spinach (Popeye knew his stuff)These are all sources of protein for vegetarians/vegans - obviously with different concentrations in each item - but this misconception that if you go vegetarian/vegan you'll suddenly fall asleep and not have the strength to stand back up is twaddle (see: poppycock) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Losing protein from 'carnivore' to vegetarian is very minimal. People seem to think that red meat is the only thing in the world that gives them protein, which is poppycock.All nuts (and peanut butters)All beansAll pulsesBrown riceTofuTempehMeat substitutes (although as Claire said - dont rely on these as your only food source)BroccoliPotatoesand Spinach (Popeye knew his stuff)These are all sources of protein for vegetarians/vegans - obviously with different concentrations in each item - but this misconception that if you go vegetarian/vegan you'll suddenly fall asleep and not have the strength to stand back up is twaddle (see: poppycock)Cool, cheers for that. What about those vitamins? Like.. I think it's B12 and D or something...EDIT: Just tried to rep you for good info but I must spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 If you become a veggie though, remember, you will stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 If you become a veggie though, remember, you will stink.As you know my arse is bad enough as it is. So a few mingin' farts will at least make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 If you become a veggie though, remember, you will stink.That's utter bollocks too.Non-veggies eating veggie food = awful farts.long term veggies = standard farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 That's utter bollocks too.Non-veggies eating veggie food = awful farts.long term veggies = standard farts.So I'll stink like fuck for a month then I'll be fine? Ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 That's utter bollocks too.Non-veggies eating veggie food = awful farts.long term veggies = standard farts.I was meaning in general. Fucking hippies.**Jokes. Just had to wait for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Cool, cheers for that. What about those vitamins? Like.. I think it's B12 and D or something...EDIT: Just tried to rep you for good info but I must spread.You can get bottles of Vitamin B12 (30 tablets, one a day) from either The Nutri-Centre or Grampian Health Foods or Holland and Barrett. I can't imagine you'd need to worry too much about Vitamin B12 on a vegetarian diet, but it's definitely worth looking into what you might need if you've never not eaten meat for a prolonged period before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 So Jake has given up booze and fags, now meat is following. Are fun and life the next two items on the list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Aberdeen Music hopefully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Aberdeen Music hopefully.Must Spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 He got some from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Good shout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Sorry Jake, PA set that up beautifully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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