Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 No. He was saying it was the size of a kingsize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I've never cried at a movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 What about crying with laughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I once stabbed an assistant at a youth camp with a sewing needle when I was about 5 or 6, just for fun. She ended up having an affair with the Chief Constable about 15 years ago. I'd like to think I had my part in that.My dad was less than pleased when he heard about it, the stabbing not the affair, he hit me with a dictionary. Which caused my gran not to speak to him for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 When I get asked in a job interview / application form for my biggest achievement I always struggle to answer it because I don't think I've ever really achieved anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Who wants to achieve things? It means having to work hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 When I get asked in a job interview / application form for my biggest achievement I always struggle to answer it because I don't think I've ever really achieved anything. I always think of putting down Xbox achievements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I think of getting the Aberdeen Music "I Love It" trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Who wants to achieve things? It means having to work hard.I'll quote that in my next job interview! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 My dad was less than pleased when he heard about it, the stabbing not the affair, he hit me with a dictionary. Which caused my gran not to speak to him for a month.Holy. Shit. That's. Fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 When I get asked in a job interview / application form for my biggest achievement I always struggle to answer it because I don't think I've ever really achieved anything."Where do you see yourself in 5 years?""Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question!"R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 shat on a ford fiesta's roof once. VengeancePoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 That's probably enough of the pooping chat now I think.shat on a ford fiesta's roof once. VengeancePoopIf he gets away with it I've got a hoot of a poop story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 shat on a ford fiesta's roof once. VengeancePoop way to lower the tone dude... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 shat on a ford fiesta's roof once. VengeancePoopPretty backwards kind of revenge. If anything it'd be an improvement.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I beat him hands down. I took a shit IN a ford fiesta. See my earlier story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 91 posts deleted in one fell swoop. Congrats Jake & Milner. A new record, probably.Let's try that again shall we. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 me??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Confession- I'm confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 No mention of Alkaline. All I did was confess and a little bit of arguing back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Should we define 'the line' as pinching one off in/on a small hatchback? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Should we define 'the line' as pinching one off in/on a small hatchback?Proper belly laughs at that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Awww but I have a belter of a story/confession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Go on then, tell us all about it. It's only a matter of time before we're all discussing JakeBassist in the same we way we talk about Ruin, Stripey, Bladeola, etc.Stripey was a good poster total argumentative cunt who didn't realise his own aggression but he contributed some good stuff. We should trade the two of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Stripey was a good poster total argumentative cunt who didn't realise his own aggression but he contributed some good stuff. We should trade the two of them.off topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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