Flights Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Aye but you can whip them on and off with the magical fibres of velcro without having to replace the tape and all that scutter. Plus if need be I can replace the velcro on the massive vauxhall jacket I won in a raffle and have never worn but still have in my cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Lighter fluid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paranoid Android Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Does Jake actually like Cats or is it all a big attempt to change his meme away from girlfriends and bowel habits?Just a thought that occurred to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Has anyone had an open blade shave in aberdeen? Can you recommend anywhere?ahem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Has anyone not read this?New rule: all new questions in bold. This will help them stand out from questions that deviate from 'quick'.What do people think? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Does Jake actually like Cats or is it all a big attempt to change his meme away from girlfriends and bowel habits?Just a thought that occurred to me.I do. This new meme started after I got a cat and spawned a lot of cat-chat on threads, then started the cat thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Has anyone had an open blade shave in aberdeen? Can you recommend anywhere?ahem...There's a place on back wynd run by Turkish gentlemen nearer schoolhill end, they do open blade shaves for £15. I've been meaning to try them out for a while as I've heard lots of good things about them. They can also shave tramlines and stuff into your hair if you're into that kinda thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 If you have Jake on facebook you realise, he fucking loves his cat, and it's annoying as fuck. He already posted all the fucking time before he got the cat.Your just lucky you didnt have me a friend when i first got my cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 That kid looks disappointed as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Wouldn't you be? His hair looks shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 First time in Turkey, my dad stumbles in to a barber to get a Turkish shave. Walks out with tramlines. We all got haircuts and after the first day abroad were £180 down. Just on haircuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I remember at school some pleb got the peoples eyebrow shaved into the back of his head. He then got it dyed purple. After a few days it looked like a bum hole with piles on the back of his dome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I used to get all kinds of stuff shaved in when we were gigging regularly. spiders webs, waffley squares, basketball patterns. I looked like a right dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 First time in Turkey, my dad stumbles in to a barber to get a Turkish shave. Walks out with tramlines. We all got haircuts and after the first day abroad were £180 down. Just on haircuts. please get tramlines again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 The most outrageous thing ive ever done with my hair was shaved sides. And it wasn't even shaved that short. /boring.I had a mohawk for my wedding. But I was still a boring git with a mohawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 please get tramlines again.Wasn't me, it was my dad. I might get them in my pubes. #LAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Wasn't me, it was my dad. I might get them in my pubes. #POOF fixed4jew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 You wish I were a poof. Ye poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I'd go through you like saloon doors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Sorry, I don't do teuchters. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 A lad at my school got the Nike logo shaved onto the back of his head, he got called Tick-boy from then on. And Jake is back to "my girlfriend this, my girlfriend that" haha I'm surprised it hasn't filtered back onto here... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 It has been noted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I'm not back to my girlfriend anything. It's all about Robin the cat. Who turns out might be a female after an inspection of it's private parts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I'm not back to my girlfriend anything. It's all about Robin the cat. Who turns out might be a female after an inspection of it's private parts.Stop looking at your cat's private parts, they're private. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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