Bigsby Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 He just had a kid last year so there must be some life left in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 It was a quick last urge to breed before time ran out, I reckon. I wish him a quick demise though....crashing into Yoko Ono's tour bus whilst car-pooling with Lemmy, Peter Sallis, Tommy Docherty and Vera Lynn would be the way to go, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Python mannie. I'd have gone Pastor myself (not a pun although it sounds like it should be) given he's probably been issued with a death sentence fatwa thingme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Maybe the fundamentalists'll get them confused, and car-bomb the Python fellow by mistake.....just as he's picking up Vera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I'll go with Bono as my Captain. I'm being optimistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 "Mr Wonderful" could be a good shout if you haven't got your team in yet...Former WWE Star Paul Orndorff Says He Has Cancer - eWrestlingNews.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 A Contest Featuring Human Beings IIDamo SuzukiLee 'Scratch' PerryMichael DouglasWalter KoenigJ. K. SimmonsLindsay LohanMel GibsonKiefer SutherlandBarry CryerNicholas ParsonsJudy FinneganRay BradburyTrevor McDonaldCormac McCarthyKim Jong-ilTerry PratchettMischa BartonRobbie ColtraneKim NovakHarvey KeitelFor the second year running, my joker will be Judy Finnegan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Here's the beginnings of my team on the off-chance any of them dies in the next few days:Muhammed Ali MegrahiRonnie BiggsBhumibol AdulyadejMargaret ThatcherFidel CastroKil Jong-IlMegrahi will be the jokerI'll think of the rest in a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 The Press Association: Boxer Mason dies in bike accidentIt's not Ali, but it's a start! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I reckon the thread title needs to be changed, something like 'Cancerwatch 2011', or 'Ha Ha You Dead Bastard!'..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 MC Deadpool - Step up 2 da CoffinIan McKellenYono OkoNancy ReaganAndrew W.K.Patrick MooreKirk DouglasKim Jong-ilScott WeilandFidel CastroKeith RichardsTony HawkMaggie ThatcherZsa Zsa GaborBarrack ObamaWayne GretzkyStan Lee Francis Ford Coppolaal-Megrahi Kyle MacLachlanRingo StarrWild card: Daniel RadcliffeYou've got 21 names there. Come on people, read the rules! Choose one to.... er... eliminate.Bux, Jon and JaseyBoi - you also need to lose one before you can start scoring points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Sutcliffes Selebrity SlaughterJames BluntKirk DouglasPatrick MoorePrince PhilipDenis NordenEminemNick Nolte David HasselhoffFidel Castro Nancy ReaganTerry PratchettSylvester StallonePamela AndersonBezShane MacGowanClint EastwoodRobin WilliamsAndrew Lloyd WeberQueen Elizabeth James Archibald aka Jim Branning Joker David HasselhoffAnd im aware i spelt celebrity with an S.OOps of course my joker made 21 Mabad. Sorted it changed my joker to the hoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Michael Douglas claims he has beaten cancer - Evening ExpressArse.I mean, woo, well done Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Michael Douglas I scored no points in 2010 so perhaps I've blessed all of the above with another year on Earth.Mmmm hmmm. Ariel Sharon will be doing aerobics classes by the end of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Josef Firtzl's Underground DiscoRonnie BiggsBruce ForsythKim Jong-IlThe QueenPete DohertyMichael DouglasKirk DouglasAnne WiddicombeWoody AllenHulk HoganDavid BlaineAlan TitchmarshTom JonesMichael ParkinsonMichael J FoxAdam RichmanMichael MooreDonny OsmondJosef FritzlWildcard Jean-Claude Van Damme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 You win by default if somehow Patrick Swayze and Farrah Fawcett die again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 You win by default if somehow Patrick Swayze and Farrah Fawcett die again.Fuck. It'd almost be forgivable picking one who's already snuffed it, but two??I remember Swayze croaking too, the wife was most upset.Substitute David Blaine and Alan Titchmarsh then.They're still alive right?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shell7 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Justin Fashanus hang-oot crew 2Maggie ThatcherPaul McCartneyJohn HartsonDavd DickinsonGeorge MichaelKeith RichardsMuhammed AliSimon CowellSuboAli MegrahiGail PorterJedward (J)Jedward (Edward)Andy FordhamTommy SheridanBill GatesBarbara WindsorAlex FergusonThe QueenGazzaJoker:Gazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Michael Douglas claims he has beaten cancer - Evening ExpressArse.I mean, woo, well done Mike.My feelings exactly! Douglas was my joker an all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 He's on my list too...but I reckon his missus will have him offed when she takes a younger lover, so all will be well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 He's on my list too...but I reckon his missus will have him offed when she takes a younger lover, so all will be well Bonus points, ahoy!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 The really annoying thing for me is I was toying with using Gerry Rafferty as my joker. Bah humbug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Call me pedantic if you like... but isn't Bieber about 16 and therefore not eligible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Just read the rules again. First it says that they can be any age then it says further down they must be at least 18 years old.Lucky, do your job we need an official decision on the rules.I really want him dead though!I was gonna say, "just think of the points for his age and a unique pick" but I just noticed he's on Bux's list too.Great minds, blah, blah, blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 I really want him dead though!We all do, but the world isn't that lucky.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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