Scootray Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Touch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 stop drinking shit lager and you'll save money. real ale's usually a cheaper pint and actually has flavour! though i am partial to weissbier which tends to be a bit pricier. i have no idea how much pints actually are though as i always buy more than one. usually under 6 pounds for a pint of ale and a pint of strongbow in the prince of wales and other belhaven pubs. stoney pubs seem to be on a par with this, well the two or three i'm normally in are and the marine is actually the cheapest pint of hoegarden in the area. mmm, hoegarden. incidentally does anyone have a perfectdraft machine? i bought a keg of hoegarden which fits into these machines in belgium thinking i could tap it without one(i was stupid) but you can't and so i'm willing to sell it on for a reasonable price. let me know if anyone has one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Oh, Kronenbourg in Bugsy Browns.Is that code for a downmarket poontang flash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I don't like the taste of it.That's OK though. I don't like the taste of whisky, the manliest of spirit drinks. I still don't feel that makes me a gay. Who knows though, perhaps I'll be one of these mid-life ditch the wife and kid for a bit of man arse folk. Can't see it though. I like tits too much. Man boobs don't cut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 That's OK though. I don't like the taste of whisky, the manliest of spirit drinks. I still don't feel that makes me a gay. Who knows though, perhaps I'll be one of these mid-life ditch the wife and kid for a bit of man arse folk. Can't see it though. I like tits too much. Man boobs don't cut it.Change the beard for a broom-end 'tache and a pair of assless chaps and you would make a rather fetching gay man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Beer in bars is too dear and in shops it's too cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 stop drinking shit lager and you'll save money. real ale's usually a cheaper pint and actually has flavour!Not everyone has a hardon for CAMRA though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 pint of peroni in hogz head was 3.50 last time i checked? i thought tht was pretty nuts as it's not exactly gourmet shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Change the beard for a broom-end 'tache and a pair of assless chaps and you would make a rather fetching gay man Thanks. I sicked in my mouth a little bit at the thought of myself in assless chaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 pint of peroni in hogz head was 3.50 last time i checked? i thought tht was pretty nuts as it's not exactly gourmet shit.Yeah I don't get the Peroni thing, it's OK for the odd thirst quench but pretty rough stuff. Becks used to me my reliable go-to, everywhere had it but this is no longer the case and I struggle to find one brand that everywhere has. I get a beasting hangover if I mix different brands of bottled beer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 G&T for summer, neat Malt for winter*, if you even have to think about whether your drink is 'manly' enough, then you already have enough issues to comfortably last you a lifetime of confusion, Booze molecules are gender neutral, unless they are made of Malibu, obv. Never trust people who don't know what they drink. Beer is a drag unless its really fine which it usually isn't, Furstenberg is a long-time quality fave. Becks has a metallic aftertaste of mince, Stella, the same, but lower-grade mince, gads. As for warm bit-floaty, flat ale crud, did generations of Czechs and Bavarians brew in vain. ye gods, how will we make inroads into the CO2 mountain without using it to carbonate beers, etc.*likewise Pinot Grigio or SauvB for summer, special award to the Kingston Mule, rusty nails for winter, woo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 G&T is only acceptable if it comes with a wedge or two of lime that you can actually squeeze into the drink. It tastes ass without lime.I had my first ever G&T last night. It had 2 strawberries in it instead of lime or lemon. It was fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I had my first ever G&T last night. It had 2 strawberries in it instead of lime or lemon. It was fucking brilliant.Now THAT is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Now THAT is gay.Not that there's anything wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 stop drinking shit lager and you'll save money. real ale's usually a cheaper pint and actually has flavour!.You sound like one of those fat ruddy-cheeked tossers with a big beard and a woolly jumper that hangs around real ale festivals and makes their own cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 You sound like one of those fat ruddy-cheeked tossers with a big beard and a woolly jumper that hangs around real ale festivals and makes their own cheese.That's a terrible thing to say. He doesn't make his own cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 That's a terrible thing to say. He doesn't make his own cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 You sound like one of those fat ruddy-cheeked tossers with a big beard and a woolly jumper that hangs around real ale festivals and makes their own cheese.Stop demystifying the man! If you spill the beans today what's he supposed to do with himself in his older age? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Wow. Ho. And. Mo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 This thread reminds me to stop complaining about having to pay 2 euro for a half litre in expensive pubs in Poland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 No way Cloud, you're in Poland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Cloud's not in Poland. It's all just an amusing ruse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 You sound like one of those fat ruddy-cheeked tossers with a big beard and a woolly jumper that hangs around real ale festivals and makes their own cheese.aye like these real ale drinkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 By ale drinkers, you mean models, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 aye like these real ale drinkers? Nice CAMRA propaganda there, 'honest, we have hot looking women at our beer gatherings'. See the girl in the front of that pic looks like she has a pile of poo below her nose and would rather be drinking Blue WKD or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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