Lemonade Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Now this is a film I want to see.The Human Centipede (First Sequence) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaThe film tells the story of a crazed doctor who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a 'human centipede'.Can't find word of a UK release date yet though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Sounds like my kinda film!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 ha ha just read it, mouth to anus...not nice! I think the 'joke' concept of how this arose would make great viewing i.e. peado's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I watched it online with my flatmates. It wasn't quite at The Room's levels of entertainingly bad. In fact it was mostly just really really shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Like, gads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 It actually made me feel rather queasy, supposedly there's a sequel planned and it's going to make the first look like "My Little Pony" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 To be fair, it doesn't get too gruesome and definitely isn't scary. It mostly just makes you confused as to how anyone involved in the film thought any of it was actually a good idea.EDIT: The trailer is pretty much the entire film YouTube - The Human Centipede Trailer [HQ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I get rather queasy thinking about any mouth to anus relations though, and I read up on the film to see if it'd make me feel any less grossed out about it (basically, if the trailer was the whole film, as you've just said) and it explained how major details were hidden from the financiers. It does look crap and the acting is awful from what I've seen in the trailer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 It begs the question, if you had to, which one would you be?Front, middle or back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 It begs the question, if you had to, which one would you be?Front, middle or back?Front, no fucking way would I be eating shit and certainly not 2nd hand shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 supposedly the front one dies, and the one at the end dies of blood poisoning, so the one in the middle is stuck between two dead bodies... eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Roger Ebert refused to rate this one "I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."One of my pals reviews it here: The Human Centipede Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFIGUY Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I don't know about admitting as to being the front or the back, however what happens if one gets the runs or some nasty blockage the rest starve?.I saw the trailer and it looked cool evil german doctor teaching american's their manners.from what i've heard from a couple people on the thread i won't be rushing out to get it.Sounds like the director just went and brainfarted and thought " well no one's seen this before" with so many remakes being made it's harder for filmmaker's to bring something original to the screens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 "100% medically accurate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 "100% medically accurate"Ha ha, yeah I thought that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Just watched - one of the worst films I've ever seen!Curiosity will get the better of you sometime and you'll want to see it - just don't pay for the "privilege."The vast majority of the bits you think are sick are mere suggestion and the bandages are all strategically placed. The doctor is the only saving grace as far as I'm concerned - he is pretty deranged.It falls on it's arse after about 10 minutes and just keeps getting worse. Honestly, you will not believe the empty feeling you get inside watching it and will laugh at how shittily it all pans out.For sure the worst acting I've seen in a long time - and that's just the girls - wait till you see the "cops." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 I get rather queasy thinking about any mouth to anus relations though...No rimming or ATM for the boyf then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 No rimming or ATM for the boyf then...hehe, I was going to mention that it's not the first film about ATM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 "100% medically accurate"Yeah, they consulted with professionals who probably said something like:"Ugh, really? I guess so." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Yeah, they consulted with professionals who probably said something like:"Ugh, really? I guess so." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 ha ha I might just watch the trailer then, sounds pants! haha I bet the Koreans could do an awesome version of it lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Ha ha! Excellent!There's a great bit in the novel Bear V Shark where the author e-mails loads of zoologists asking what would win in a fight and gets very few useable responses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 I so want to see The Human Centipede... Fuck knows why - I just think it would be hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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