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ha ha just read it, mouth to anus...not nice! I think the 'joke' concept of how this arose would make great viewing i.e. peado's!

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It actually made me feel rather queasy, supposedly there's a sequel planned and it's going to make the first look like "My Little Pony"

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I get rather queasy thinking about any mouth to anus relations though, and I read up on the film to see if it'd make me feel any less grossed out about it (basically, if the trailer was the whole film, as you've just said) and it explained how major details were hidden from the financiers.

It does look crap and the acting is awful from what I've seen in the trailer.

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It begs the question, if you had to, which one would you be?

Front, middle or back?

Front, no fucking way would I be eating shit and certainly not 2nd hand shit...

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supposedly the front one dies, and the one at the end dies of blood poisoning, so the one in the middle is stuck between two dead bodies... eek

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Roger Ebert refused to rate this one "I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."

One of my pals reviews it here: The Human Centipede

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I don't know about admitting as to being the front or the back, however what happens if one gets the runs or some nasty blockage the rest starve?.

I saw the trailer and it looked cool evil german doctor teaching american's their manners.

from what i've heard from a couple people on the thread i won't be rushing out to get it.

Sounds like the director just went and brainfarted and thought " well no one's seen this before" with so many remakes being made it's harder for filmmaker's to bring something original to the screens.

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Just watched - one of the worst films I've ever seen!

Curiosity will get the better of you sometime and you'll want to see it - just don't pay for the "privilege."

The vast majority of the bits you think are sick are mere suggestion and the bandages are all strategically placed. The doctor is the only saving grace as far as I'm concerned - he is pretty deranged.

It falls on it's arse after about 10 minutes and just keeps getting worse. Honestly, you will not believe the empty feeling you get inside watching it and will laugh at how shittily it all pans out.

For sure the worst acting I've seen in a long time - and that's just the girls - wait till you see the "cops."

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No rimming or ATM for the boyf then...

hehe, I was going to mention that it's not the first film about ATM.:up:

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Ha ha! Excellent!

There's a great bit in the novel Bear V Shark where the author e-mails loads of zoologists asking what would win in a fight and gets very few useable responses...

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