TATANKA Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Is it just me that thinks Lily Allens new single is a bit of a joke? The lyrics what the fuck are they all about, all seems a bit desperate to me!It's bothered and annoyed me everytime I heard it up till now, and I felt the need to bring up today as I saw the video for it last night. And, have you seen how big she is, what a fat bastard she has become, who the fuck is she to criticize anyone when is she currently doing her John Candy impression?The reason she wasn't made to scream is cause trying to bang her is like shagging with a hippopotumus on top of you, the poor guy was struggling to breath, never mind giving it to her good! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I quite like that song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I'd like if I didn't have to hear every single fucking time I play poker in the International. That and fucking Poker Face*. Every fucking time.*-The Lily Allen song is no bad. But Lady Gaga is cockitoris-rex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 What's the name of the song? Linky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 It's the one about premature ejaculation innit? With all the stupid stock country and western effects in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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unbroken Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Lily Allen is great.I've got both of her albums, she knows how to write a good tune. Or someone knows how to write it for her, regardless, good tunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get lost Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Hot Hot!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Seriously though, she's like a size 10 in this video. Is that's your idea of fat Tatanka? It's hardly John Candy proportions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Is it just me that thinks Lily Allens new single is a bit of a joke? The lyrics what the fuck are they all about, all seems a bit desperate to me!It's bothered and annoyed me everytime I heard it up till now, and I felt the need to bring up today as I saw the video for it last night. And, have you seen how big she is, what a fat bastard she has become, who the fuck is she to criticize anyone when is she currently doing her John Candy impression?The reason she wasn't made to scream is cause trying to bang her is like shagging with a hippopotumus on top of you, the poor guy was struggling to breath, never mind giving it to her good!She isn't really fat at all. I don't know what you are getting at. I think you are trying to be funny and trying to impress everyone with your "check me, I think fat birds are shit" attitude, but really you look like a complete fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 She looks pretty much in perfect health. You don't want your girls too skinny, one of the nicest things about women is their soft bits.Incidentally, the song is a bit crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Is it just me that thinks Lily Allens new single is a bit of a joke? The lyrics what the fuck are they all about, all seems a bit desperate to me!It's bothered and annoyed me everytime I heard it up till now, and I felt the need to bring up today as I saw the video for it last night. And, have you seen how big she is, what a fat bastard she has become, who the fuck is she to criticize anyone when is she currently doing her John Candy impression?The reason she wasn't made to scream is cause trying to bang her is like shagging with a hippopotumus on top of you, the poor guy was struggling to breath, never mind giving it to her good!Are you mental? Her John Candy impression? As Lucky Rathen said, she can't be more than a size 10 in that video.I'd probably put money on the fact that some of the lyrical accusations in the song have previously been made against you in the past and your masculinity is threatened by the realisation that women in the 21st century discuss men's failings instead of being passive 50's housewives.Just a guess..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Where did my post mysteriously disappear off to?Here it is again, itn it's edited glory:Riiiiiight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupot Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Lily allen a size 10?? ever seen her in the flesh? size fucking 6 more like. she has a good sized arse though, makes her look bigger on camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 id shag her, and prob let her sing the song whilst we were at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Woops. I just gave TATANKA 29 positive rep points. I meant to give him negative. Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TATANKA Posted June 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 She isn't really fat at all. I don't know what you are getting at. I think you are trying to be funny and trying to impress everyone with your "check me, I think fat birds are shit" attitude, but really you look like a complete fucking moron.Wow, you can guess all that from a post? Your the man! But I agree maybe the post didn't come accross as I'd hoped, I was trying to lighten the fact that I think Lily Allen is absolutely shit and can't stand anything about her, but obviously it never came over that way, and you've labelled me a moron. But I'll take it on the chin. Oh and by the way I may add, I'm pretty fat, so your opinion of my attitude to fat chics is well off the mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Lily Allen is great.I've got both of her albums, . . .and heres me thinking that as you walk down the street your bopping along to some pritty heavy shit when infact its been lily all along:nono:i argee tho, she got some pritty catchy beats min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Wow, you can guess all that from a post? Your the man! But I agree maybe the post didn't come accross as I'd hoped, I was trying to lighten the fact that I think Lily Allen is absolutely shit and can't stand anything about her, but obviously it never came over that way, and you've labelled me a moron. But I'll take it on the chin. Oh and by the way I may add, I'm pretty fat, so your opinion of my attitude to fat chics is well off the markSo because you don't like her she must be fat? Do you hate yourself as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Oh and by the way I may add, I'm pretty fat, so your opinion of my attitude to fat chics is well off the mark 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTickingTime-Bomb Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I know it's all subjective, I realise you can't force personal opinions in matters of artistic taste onto others and I understand that there is fun to be had in guilty pleasure bubblegum pop music, but you are all fucking insane for even faintly enjoying the slightest segment of a subdivided fragment of that monotonous, wearisome and gravely appaulling "muzak". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 That Tatanka was back in WWE a few years ago, he is actually pretty fat these days.That's him getting poked in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Is it just me that thinks Lily Allens new single is a bit of a joke? The lyrics what the fuck are they all about, all seems a bit desperate to me!It's bothered and annoyed me everytime I heard it up till now, and I felt the need to bring up today as I saw the video for it last night. And, have you seen how big she is, what a fat bastard she has become, who the fuck is she to criticize anyone when is she currently doing her John Candy impression?The reason she wasn't made to scream is cause trying to bang her is like shagging with a hippopotumus on top of you, the poor guy was struggling to breath, never mind giving it to her good!You're not as cool as Berni.She's not fat, is she? I think she's pretty cute in a "gutter" kinda way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Haven't got her newest album but I got the first one once it was cheap in Asda or wherever, I quite like it actually, the 'Smile' song didn't do it for me but I like her other songs. I've never thought she was particularly fat. Not Kate Moss but not fat, pretty much an ideal shape. Could do with bigger tits maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I would.As long as Keeef isn't going about. He's very shouty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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