framheim Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 surely you're talking about pirate crazy golf at codonas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 white chocolate Maltesers are minging.You mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 My grand plan is for a social activity to do in the town centre. Somewhere to go with friends, or on a date, during the daytime hours. As it stands, the cinema and ten-pin powling have a monopoly on this, but the cinema is a thoroughly antisocial activity, and bowling is pretty much pish no matter how you dress it up. This activity has to require limited skill, have universal appeal and encourage amiable chatting. Just imagine, "hey James, we're heading off to *insert invention here*, you fancy it?" Ace.I have no idea what it'll be though,I saw on TV that they have a city centre fishing pond in Tokyo that is popular with businessmen, students and folk on dates. Doubt it would catch on in Aberdeen though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I'd like to make an alcoholic beverage that gives you no hangover no matter how pished you get off it....that'd make millions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I saw on TV that they have a city centre fishing pond in Tokyo that is popular with businessmen, students and folk on dates. Doubt it would catch on in Aberdeen though.I used to take first dates to the ice rink. I'm not a good skater by any stretch of the imagination, which really broke the ice (boom boom!) and encouraged laughing and physical contact I've since learned the ice rink is closed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I used to take first dates to the ice rink. I'm not a good skater by any stretch of the imagination, which really broke the ice (boom boom!) and encouraged laughing and physical contact I've since learned the ice rink is closed? Has it been a while, Ross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Has it been a while, Ross? Ha! Not that long...Bit of an ice-skate followed by post-skate drinks in Estaminet was a winning combination during my uni/postgraduate years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I'd like to make an alcoholic beverage that gives you no hangover no matter how pished you get off it....that'd make millionsjack daniels and ginger aleits fucking mental, I get hangovers pretty much everytime I drink these days, if I shift onto jack and ginger ale i always feel great the next morning. only ginger ale though - its fucking rank with ginger beer. Its a bit of a bonus that it tastes great too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I've since learned the ice rink is closed? Have they melted the fucker and lobbed in some koi carp? If they have, I'm sending them this thread as proof it was my (nicked from the japs) idea first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 It's already been invented, but why aren't reversible clothes way more popular than they are? I got a reversible Nike jacket for my birthday yesterday and it's top banana. If I spill food on it whilst I'm out (which I will. I always do) I can turn the blighter inside out and it's business as usual.Pull through the sleeves, turn out the hood. Bang. Food and drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I saw on TV that they have a city centre fishing pond in Tokyo that is popular with businessmen, students and folk on dates. Doubt it would catch on in Aberdeen though.I'd like that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I saw on TV that they have a city centre fishing pond in Tokyo that is popular with businessmen, students and folk on dates. Doubt it would catch on in Aberdeen though.Fishing puns.Glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Only if they were intentional though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Underkills fans. By the venue-load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 maybe ye should invent some decent tunes first? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 maybe ye should invent some decent tunes first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 maybe ye should invent some decent tunes first?It might be easier for us to invent fans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 The sooner hover bikes are invented, the better it will be for everyone.Damn those pesky top shelves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 maybe ye should invent some decent tunes first?Haha.This reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Homer becomes an inventor, and the guy passing their window says "Do us all a favour and invent yourself some underpants."That's all I wanted to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 jack daniels and ginger aleits fucking mental, I get hangovers pretty much everytime I drink these days, if I shift onto jack and ginger ale i always feel great the next morning. only ginger ale though - its fucking rank with ginger beer. Its a bit of a bonus that it tastes great too! I'll have to give that a try, sounds nae half bad actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Damn those pesky top shelves Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I've had this idea for an absolute age, but I'm not sure if:a) it's physically possibleb) it'd probably be horrible even if it wasbut essentially it's like...a colonic for your head. You put some tubes in your nose/ears/mouth and it like flushes all the shit out.Or maybe it's like an internal vacuum and it sucks everything out?!?!Anyway it would be fucking awesome because you'd always feel super healthy and also:1. you'd never get ear infections/nasal problems (i'm basing this on absolutely nothing other than i think that *might* be the case)2. cotton buds would be obsolete, thus reducing the number of people who stick them too far in and give themselves infections.3. it'd be really cool probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I've had this idea for an absolute age, but I'm not sure if:a) it's physically possibleb) it'd probably be horrible even if it wasbut essentially it's like...a colonic for your head. You put some tubes in your nose/ears/mouth and it like flushes all the shit out.Not meaning to shit all over your idea, but wouldn't pumping water into your mouth and nose and flushing them out make you drown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Not meaning to shit all over your idea, but wouldn't pumping water into your mouth and nose and flushing them out make you drown?I suggest treader gives it a try and reports back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I've had this idea for an absolute age, but I'm not sure if:a) it's physically possibleb) it'd probably be horrible even if it wasbut essentially it's like...a colonic for your head. You put some tubes in your nose/ears/mouth and it like flushes all the shit out.Or maybe it's like an internal vacuum and it sucks everything out?!?!Anyway it would be fucking awesome because you'd always feel super healthy Not if you only eat at burger king and the only exercise you get is fapping over teh internetz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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