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Fraser Mac Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Its from arrested development, look at the obvious snoopy reference in the background! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ahhhh. I don't know that show. and I hate Snoopy. I'll just turn around and walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ahhhh. I don't know that show. and I hate Snoopy. I'll just turn around and walk away.You have a sense of humour, you'll enjoy Arrested Development. Anyone who doesn't like Arrested Development is a holocaust denier, and that's a fact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 You have a sense of humour, you'll enjoy Arrested Development. Anyone who doesn't like Arrested Development is a holocaust denier, and that's a fact.true dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 true dat.you can have the internet for that, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 To be fair, all I did was ctrl+c, ctrl+v. It's the anonymous creators of these internet lolz that deserve the praise. True modern day heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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waltz Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 true dat.I always do the Lucille. It's my weapon of choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ca_gere Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Good god that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Calzone Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 More from David Thorne. Spoiler due to size.From: David ThorneDate: Wednesday 30 September 2009 6.04pmTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Inspection ReportDear Peter,Thankyou for the surprise inspection and invitation to participate in the next. I appreciate you underlining the text at the bottom of the page which I would otherwise have surely mistaken for part of the natural pattern in the paper. I was going to clean the apartment but had so many things on my 'to do' list that I decided to treat them all equally and draw pictures of sharks instead. I have attached one for your honest appraisal. Regards, David.From: Peter WilliamsDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 9.41amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Inspection ReportDavidI recommed you take this matter more seriously. You were sent notice of the inspection as part of our normal procedure. In addition to the cleaning, the light fitting in the lounge room is broken and the apartment smells of smoke.PeterFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 10.26amTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDear Peter,The light fitting was the victim of a toy lightsabre being swung in a space too small to do the same with a cat. I dodged a leaping double handed overhead attack and the fitting, being fitted, didn't. I will grab a matching replacement $12 fitting from IKEA the next time I require a tiny ironing board or glass tea light.The smell you mistook for cigarette smoke was probably just from the fog machine. Each Tuesday I hold a disco in my bedroom with strobe lighting and special guest. As my wardrobe door has a large mirror on it, it looks like someone is dancing with you. I once dressed as a lady and it was almost exactly what I imagine dancing with a real lady would be like. Unfortunately, I kept worrying about falling, hitting my head and being found dressed that way so she left after only a few dances and a brief kiss. You should come one night, it will be a dance spectacular. I imagine you are probably a good dancer because you are small and the smallest member of the Rocksteady Crew was definitely the best one.Regards, David.From: Peter WilliamsDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 1.16pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDavidI do not appreciate being called small and being sent stupid drawings of me being eaten by a shark. The apartment is to be cleaned and reinspected in two weeks time. You cant have a fog machine or anything like that at the apartment in case the smoke damages the walls. PeterFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 4.02pmTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDear Peter,I apologise for mentioning your smallness. It must be a subject most people you know avoid. Was it the Rocksteady Crew comment or the fact that the shark was actually very small in the picture, making you, in comparison, the size of a very small fish? I have attached a revised version which you can print out, pin to your cubicle wall, look at whenever you are feeling down and think "That Volkswagen looks way too small for me to get into, I must be huge."Regards, David.From: Peter WilliamsDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 5.12pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDavidDo not send me anymore drawings. I am not joking. I am keeping a record of everything you send just so you know. If the apartment is not clean when we reinspect in two weeks time, we will consider terminating the lease as we have also had ongoing noise complaints regarding the premises.PeterFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 6.27pmTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDear Peter,Yes, I find loud music helps me relax while I clean as the music distracts me so much that I stop cleaning. Which is relaxing. I will probably get onto it this week though as I do not wish to be evicted. I have developed a severe case of agoraphobia and residing in an apartment where I can reach all four walls while standing in the one spot brings me a feeling of security and the daily culling of plague proportion cockroaches gives me something to do in my spare time. I class the eighteen cans of surface spray I use per week as sporting equipment.I purchased one of those electronic things that plugs into the wall which is meant to scare cockroaches by sending a pulse through the apartment wiring but while it has reduced the numbers, it seems others have evolved to feed off the electrical signal, increasing their size. I am using one as a coffee table in the lounge and two smaller ones as side tables in the bedroom. They would probably be susceptible to carbon monoxide poisoning though so I will try running a hose pipe from my car exhaust to the apartment, closing the windows and leaving the vehicle running overnight. It is apparently an odourless gas so should not prove an issue for my son's cub group sleepover. Also, I read somewhere once that cockroaches can survive a nuclear attack so I have been collecting the dead ones and intend to glue several thousand to the walls thereby ensuring my survival should Cyberdyne Systems become self aware between now and when the lease runs out.Regards, David.From: Peter WilliamsDate: Friday 02 October 2009 10.18amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportI am not going to waste my time reading any more of your stupid nonsense. Clean the property or we will terminate the lease - the choice is yours. Do not email me again unless it is of a serious matter.PeterFrom: David ThorneDate: Friday 02 October 2009 10.36amTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Nom nom nom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 More from David Thorne. Spoiler due to size.From: David ThorneDate: Wednesday 30 September 2009 6.04pmTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Inspection ReportDear Peter,Thankyou for the surprise inspection and invitation to participate in the next. I appreciate you underlining the text at the bottom of the page which I would otherwise have surely mistaken for part of the natural pattern in the paper. I was going to clean the apartment but had so many things on my 'to do' list that I decided to treat them all equally and draw pictures of sharks instead. I have attached one for your honest appraisal. Regards, David.From: Peter WilliamsDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 9.41amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Inspection ReportDavidI recommed you take this matter more seriously. You were sent notice of the inspection as part of our normal procedure. In addition to the cleaning, the light fitting in the lounge room is broken and the apartment smells of smoke.PeterFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 10.26amTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDear Peter,The light fitting was the victim of a toy lightsabre being swung in a space too small to do the same with a cat. I dodged a leaping double handed overhead attack and the fitting, being fitted, didn't. I will grab a matching replacement $12 fitting from IKEA the next time I require a tiny ironing board or glass tea light.The smell you mistook for cigarette smoke was probably just from the fog machine. Each Tuesday I hold a disco in my bedroom with strobe lighting and special guest. As my wardrobe door has a large mirror on it, it looks like someone is dancing with you. I once dressed as a lady and it was almost exactly what I imagine dancing with a real lady would be like. Unfortunately, I kept worrying about falling, hitting my head and being found dressed that way so she left after only a few dances and a brief kiss. You should come one night, it will be a dance spectacular. I imagine you are probably a good dancer because you are small and the smallest member of the Rocksteady Crew was definitely the best one.Regards, David.From: Peter WilliamsDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 1.16pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDavidI do not appreciate being called small and being sent stupid drawings of me being eaten by a shark. The apartment is to be cleaned and reinspected in two weeks time. You cant have a fog machine or anything like that at the apartment in case the smoke damages the walls. PeterFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 4.02pmTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDear Peter,I apologise for mentioning your smallness. It must be a subject most people you know avoid. Was it the Rocksteady Crew comment or the fact that the shark was actually very small in the picture, making you, in comparison, the size of a very small fish? I have attached a revised version which you can print out, pin to your cubicle wall, look at whenever you are feeling down and think "That Volkswagen looks way too small for me to get into, I must be huge."Regards, David.From: Peter WilliamsDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 5.12pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDavidDo not send me anymore drawings. I am not joking. I am keeping a record of everything you send just so you know. If the apartment is not clean when we reinspect in two weeks time, we will consider terminating the lease as we have also had ongoing noise complaints regarding the premises.PeterFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 01 October 2009 6.27pmTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportDear Peter,Yes, I find loud music helps me relax while I clean as the music distracts me so much that I stop cleaning. Which is relaxing. I will probably get onto it this week though as I do not wish to be evicted. I have developed a severe case of agoraphobia and residing in an apartment where I can reach all four walls while standing in the one spot brings me a feeling of security and the daily culling of plague proportion cockroaches gives me something to do in my spare time. I class the eighteen cans of surface spray I use per week as sporting equipment.I purchased one of those electronic things that plugs into the wall which is meant to scare cockroaches by sending a pulse through the apartment wiring but while it has reduced the numbers, it seems others have evolved to feed off the electrical signal, increasing their size. I am using one as a coffee table in the lounge and two smaller ones as side tables in the bedroom. They would probably be susceptible to carbon monoxide poisoning though so I will try running a hose pipe from my car exhaust to the apartment, closing the windows and leaving the vehicle running overnight. It is apparently an odourless gas so should not prove an issue for my son's cub group sleepover. Also, I read somewhere once that cockroaches can survive a nuclear attack so I have been collecting the dead ones and intend to glue several thousand to the walls thereby ensuring my survival should Cyberdyne Systems become self aware between now and when the lease runs out.Regards, David.From: Peter WilliamsDate: Friday 02 October 2009 10.18amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection ReportI am not going to waste my time reading any more of your stupid nonsense. Clean the property or we will terminate the lease - the choice is yours. Do not email me again unless it is of a serious matter.PeterFrom: David ThorneDate: Friday 02 October 2009 10.36amTo: Peter WilliamsSubject: Nom nom nomThat is fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord_the_pord Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I am in no way a racist, but thats hillarious for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 You don't have to be racist to find funny things funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 hey dunc, iv already told you to stop posting photos of yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I love the fact he's put his glasses back on over the top of the string. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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