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I hate cats. Looked after my bro's wife's cat for a weekend and hated every minute apart from the 24 hours it went missing although I did spend 2 hours of that time wondering around Hilton shouting "Owlie! psss wsss wssss wssss". 2 weeks later a car took it's head off. I felt sad for my bro's wife whilst smirking.

Anyone wanna start a band called catkiller?

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I agree...I'm not a fan of birds as pets anyway. It seems wrong

I don't know, I love the idea of keeping a bird of prey in my old age. Just in the back garden, intimidating the neighbours.

If they're playing football and banging the ball against the gate too hard = release the hawk.

If they're having a party without prior consent = release the hawk.

If they refuse to lend me sugar = release the hawk.

I'm going to be a total dick when I'm old.

I think I need to get some sleep now.

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I don't know, I love the idea of keeping a bird of prey in my old age. Just in the back garden, intimidating the neighbours.

If they're playing football and banging the ball against the gate too hard = release the hawk.

If they're having a party without prior consent = release the hawk.

If they refuse to lend me sugar = release the hawk.

I'm going to be a total dick when I'm old.

I think I need to get some sleep now.

That made me laugh and the whole if cats were humans thing is so true!

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