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Cats. Fuck cats.

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I hate cats. Looked after my bro's wife's cat for a weekend and hated every minute apart from the 24 hours it went missing although I did spend 2 hours of that time wondering around Hilton shouting "Owlie! psss wsss wssss wssss". 2 weeks later a car took it's head off. I felt sad for my bro's wife whilst smirking.

Anyone wanna start a band called catkiller?

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While on the topic of pets, why would anyone want a budgie? They sqwuak constantly, if you attempt to stroke them they bite at you with their rubbish little beaks, and they can't even learn to talk like the proper pet birds do.

Budgies. Fuck Budgies.

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I agree...I'm not a fan of birds as pets anyway. It seems wrong

I don't know, I love the idea of keeping a bird of prey in my old age. Just in the back garden, intimidating the neighbours.

If they're playing football and banging the ball against the gate too hard = release the hawk.

If they're having a party without prior consent = release the hawk.

If they refuse to lend me sugar = release the hawk.

I'm going to be a total dick when I'm old.

I think I need to get some sleep now.

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I fucking hate cats, they're so...smug. If they were humans, they'd work in really fashionable clothes shops and look at you like you're a twat when you walk in.

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Cats are evil. They all have bizarre masterplans to take over the world, but they can GTF.

Dogs are where it's at.

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I don't know, I love the idea of keeping a bird of prey in my old age. Just in the back garden, intimidating the neighbours.

If they're playing football and banging the ball against the gate too hard = release the hawk.

If they're having a party without prior consent = release the hawk.

If they refuse to lend me sugar = release the hawk.

I'm going to be a total dick when I'm old.

I think I need to get some sleep now.

That made me laugh and the whole if cats were humans thing is so true!

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Why the fuck are you all discussing this? This thread was a statement of fact, and only that.

Cats ARE ace...... Dogs ARE ace... (I have both)

That's the only meaningful fact! :love:

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