Gus Chamber Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 I just realised I lied. I've totally gotten drunk before and called Christians stupid.Yup, I'm sure you still have that Easpa Measa "Religion Is Stupid" sticker on your guitar.Which is a good thing. The sticker is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Religion is Stupid.Murderous, bigoted, fascist crap.That's the one. Yaldie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 My ipod playing Weezer when it's meant to play Jane's Addiction and Jimi Hendrix when it was meant to be playing Errors, then having a total thrombo. I've had to restore it back to factory settings and put all my music back on, which is taking a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 People on Facebook, who constantly update their status' with "Soandso likes 'Some wacky or ironic nostalgic reference'" on some site specifically for making URL's to non existant pages, just so they can say they like some nonsensical guff, and everyone will know about itPeople just can't be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 With you on that one!Even if the title of the fake page is mildly witty (which it really never is), do people expect to get some credit themselves for this by the fact they liked it??I wont complain too much about facebook though, it's very useful, it shows which of your friends are actually idiots. Which is worth knowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I once deleted someone from Facebook because I discovered that she owned a pair of ugg boots. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I once deleted someone from Facebook because I discovered that she owned a pair of ugg boots. True story.I saw a guy in Ugg boots once. He looked almost as bad as a girl in them.People who wear Ugg boots shouldn't be allowed to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I once deleted someone from Facebook because I discovered that she owned a pair of ugg boots. True story.That's no way to dump a lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 That's no way to dump a lass.It's okay: I sent a follow-up message to her, composed entirely in text speak. She understood perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 It's okay: I sent a follow-up message to her, composed entirely in text speak. She understood perfectly.Ha. I once dumped a lass by text. Im nae proud of it but she was a bit of a headcase when drunk and after an eventful Saturday night Id had my fill of it so when she texted me on the Sunday about doing something I just decided it seemed an opportune moment. Not good form apparently. Fuck it, I once got dumped by e-mail when I was sitting on an oil platform.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I once dumped a girl by pretending I was so drunk I forgot that I'd agreed to go out with her in the first place. Ended my chances of ever scoring with her hot mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I once dumped on a girl. I was so drunk. Ended my chances of ever scoring with her hot mates.Done that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Ha. I once dumped a lass by text. Im nae proud of it but she was a bit of a headcase when drunk and after an eventful Saturday night Id had my fill of it so when she texted me on the Sunday about doing something I just decided it seemed an opportune moment. Not good form apparently. Fuck it, I once got dumped by e-mail when I was sitting on an oil platform....I once got dumped by my then-girlfriend's big fat best mate, even though the girl I was seeing was stood right there. Her big fat best mate was always around. It was like she was our translator. She just never said anything, unless she was around.I was 13 at the time, and it was my first girlfriend. I didn't know how to react to being kerbed, so I ran away. Literally ran. But I was at a train station so I'd ran off the platform down the side of the track where you're not supposed to be. I had to climb over a fence. I did not think that through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I once got dumped by my then-girlfriend's big fat best mate, even though the girl I was seeing was stood right there. Her big fat best mate was always around. It was like she was our translator. She just never said anything, unless she was around.I was 13 at the time, and it was my first girlfriend. I didn't know how to react to being kerbed, so I ran away. Literally ran. But I was at a train station so I'd ran off the platform down the side of the track where you're not supposed to be. I had to climb over a fence. I did not think that through.School "relationships" were magic.Imagine getting one of your mates to dump your bird for you these days? Life would be much easier if school rules applied through your entire life...I remember a girl saying to me at school that she asked me out a couple of years previously and I said something like "Fuck off you ugly bitch". Nice. I don't remember it happening, but I'm really proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Her big fat best mate was always round. She never said anything, she was just round.Fixed. kthxbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I once got dumped by my then-girlfriend's big fat best mate, even though the girl I was seeing was stood right there. Her big fat best mate was always around. It was like she was our translator. She just never said anything, unless she was around.I was 13 at the time, and it was my first girlfriend. I didn't know how to react to being kerbed, so I ran away. Literally ran. But I was at a train station so I'd ran off the platform down the side of the track where you're not supposed to be. I had to climb over a fence. I did not think that through.Ah, the old BFBM. They need to eat salads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Ah, the old BFBM. They need to eat salads.Just one salad at a time though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Phil Collins releasing a new album, that little potato head is everywhere right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Phil Collins releasing a new album, that little potato head is everywhere right now.Agreed, although it did lead to this exchange last week:Bigsby: "Oh no, Phil Collins has a new album out."Mrs Bigsby: "Why do you hate Phil Collins so much? Lady in Red is a classic." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Phil Collins releasing a new album, that little potato head is everywhere right now.I haven't seen or heard anything about this. In fact, I thought the cunt was dead. If you hate something enough, it's easy to avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm a bad person. I've never been dumped.Plenty of time left for it to happen and give you one of those 'I hate women and I'm never going near them again' complexes, ho ho! I got chucked on MSN an age back and it was horrible: first proper relationship, she moved to t'other end of the country over the summer and announced she'd 'met someone' at the shag tag at their eqiuvalent of freshers week. I knew it was curtains, but not even a phone call? Bah.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I have one anyway, Never been dumped, but been messed around enough to hate them. My last relationship, neither of us actually broke up with the other, it just ended, for no real reason. Bint.Was always on the cards after that whole knitting needle unpleasantness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 If you hate something enough, it's easy to avoid. This is not the case for me this week. 2 words - Chris Moyles X-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 This is not the case for me this week. 2 words - Chris Moyles X-(Ah...open plan office radio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Ah...open plan office radio?Thankfully no...but internet news sites, Facebook, newspapaers, every one mentioning him or showing a picture of his Jabba like visage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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