TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Guy Garvey's voice is the equivalent of PVA glue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Yesterday, AGFW put his finger in the fan of a computer processor while it was on and said "OW! That bloody hurt." He then put his finger in the fan again. Also, after having a showerthought of "How the fuck did humans invent bread? Who was the first ground up wheat, added water and baked it?" AGFW chimed in with one of his own "Also, popcorn. How did they decided to eat it once it popped... ... ...they didn't even have cinemas back then" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 I've missed that dense fucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 23 hours ago, Teabags said: Yesterday, AGFW put his finger in the fan of a computer processor while it was on and said "OW! That bloody hurt." He then put his finger in the fan again. Do you work with Chang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 (edited) AGFW picks up a can of compressed air to clean his keyboard. "Teabags, don't stick this up your nose." "Wasn't planning on it but you should probably remind yourself." "Whadyamean?" "Well...the other day...sticking your finger in a processor fan. Twice." "Oh yea. lol." Edited February 2, 2017 by Teabags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Some more I've dug up from Skype convos with workmates...AGFW: "Did you know that "therapist" also says "the rapist"? Bit strange, huh" When I say bye I generally say "tatties" or "tattie bogul". Its just doric ways of saying bye. But they actually mean "potatoes" or "scarecrow" (y'all probably know that) Well, while preparing a quiz for his son, AGFW discovered what they mean He's now is just sitting there constantly saying "tattiie bogul. it's a scarecrow" every now and then in a high pitched voice.AGFW: Teabags, can you help me figure out which email address this is; c******@ourcompanyname.comMe: Probably contact@ourcompanyname.comAGFW: Ah, thank god you're here to save the day HOW WAS THAT DIFFICULT!? While getting a coffee with AGFW and another co-worker, the coworker says "AGFW, you're one of those people that googles 'What is the EU?' after voting for Brexit."AGFW just said "Can't believe CO-WORKER has a girlfriend. He can't be as rude to her as he is in chat. He's so rude." He's rude to you cos you're THICK AS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAGFW: "Did you guys hear about the guy that can see colours?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Teabags said: Some more I've dug up from Skype convos with workmates...AGFW: "Did you know that "therapist" also says "the rapist"? Bit strange, huh" When I say bye I generally say "tatties" or "tattie bogul". Its just doric ways of saying bye. But they actually mean "potatoes" or "scarecrow" (y'all probably know that) Well, while preparing a quiz for his son, AGFW discovered what they mean He's now is just sitting there constantly saying "tattiie bogul. it's a scarecrow" every now and then in a high pitched voice.AGFW: Teabags, can you help me figure out which email address this is; c******@ourcompanyname.comMe: Probably contact@ourcompanyname.comAGFW: Ah, thank god you're here to save the day HOW WAS THAT DIFFICULT!? While getting a coffee with AGFW and another co-worker, the coworker says "AGFW, you're one of those people that googles 'What is the EU?' after voting for Brexit."AGFW just said "Can't believe CO-WORKER has a girlfriend. He can't be as rude to her as he is in chat. He's so rude." He's rude to you cos you're THICK AS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAGFW: "Did you guys hear about the guy that can see colours?" All stone cold classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Not an AGFW nor a pet hate but a funny comment in my office yesterday... One of the web devs was wearing a Jets T-Shirt (NFL team). I bump into her in the kitchen and say 'Go Jets!... didn't know you were a fan' her reply: "Well, i'm not really... i mean, I don't even know all the characters" CHARACTERS!!! She meant 'Players' but said 'Characters'!!! We both got a good chuckle out of it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 37 minutes ago, ca_gere said: Not an AGFW nor a pet hate but a funny comment in my office yesterday... One of the web devs was wearing a Jets T-Shirt (NFL team). I bump into her in the kitchen and say 'Go Jets!... didn't know you were a fan' her reply: "Well, i'm not really... i mean, I don't even know all the characters" CHARACTERS!!! She meant 'Players' but said 'Characters'!!! We both got a good chuckle out of it. She sounds like a right character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 hour ago, ca_gere said: Not an AGFW nor a pet hate but a funny comment in my office yesterday... One of the web devs was wearing a Jets T-Shirt (NFL team). I bump into her in the kitchen and say 'Go Jets!... didn't know you were a fan' her reply: "Well, i'm not really... i mean, I don't even know all the characters" CHARACTERS!!! She meant 'Players' but said 'Characters'!!! We both got a good chuckle out of it. Maybe she wants Brendan Rodgers to be their coach. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Someone I know is currently on holiday with his partner in New York and keeps checking into places on Facebook, which is fine, but any post he makes in the evening is captioned "date night". Is it date night or are you on fucking holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Date night 'with this one'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, ca_gere said: Date night 'with this one'? Previously it has been with that one, but the last three New York entries have just been "Date night!" Or "amazing date night!" Poland Is For Lovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 You should update ca_gere in real time so he can go and ruin their date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 (edited) Co-worker and I are talkingAGFW says something over the top CW: "AGFW, wtf, I cant hear if you talk over him" AGFW: "Okay sorry" CW: "What were you sayi..." AGFW: "WAHBLAHBLAHBLAH" silence ME: "Well i guess that's the end of that conversation CW." AGFW: "Oh come on. It IS Valentines day." Edited February 14, 2017 by Teabags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Teabags said: AGFW: "Oh come on. It IS Valentines day." Well they're not wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 I've never had back pain before, but wow, see now what other people complain about. Holy crap. My wife had to help me downstairs and walk across the living room this morning and now I literally can't get off the sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Lemonade said: I've never had back pain before, but wow, see now what other people complain about. Holy crap. My wife had to help me downstairs and walk across the living room this morning and now I literally can't get off the sofa. The worst part about back pain is people telling you "well lying/sitting about is bad for it" even though it's too painful to move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Jaaakkkeee said: The worst part about back pain is people telling you "well lying/sitting about is bad for it" even though it's too painful to move. Three different people have told me that. Sitting still is the only time it doesn't hurt. Dragged my sorry carcass to the doctor this afternoon, signed off work for a week and a prescription for Valium... Gonna be a fun week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) Anyone other than a doctor giving "advice" on back pain should just be ignored. Back pain can be the result of one of 1,000 possible things. My step dad's long term back pain turned out to be a benign tumour at the base of his spine which dislodged one of his discs. It was whilst he was out walking that the disc dislodged completely and he was practically paralyzed for the best part of a year. It was numerous operations and about 2 years before he was walking unaided again. Yeah, just walk it off, mate. Quick jog around the park and the tumour will sort itself out. Edited February 20, 2017 by Soda Jerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 My wife went to the doctor with back pain, doctor kept saying "take some pain killers and walk it off". After 4 months of not being able to walk, she finally got put to see a specialist who immediately said it was a slipped disc and that "walking it off" was the worst possible solution. Fuck back pain. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 I had bad back pain due to powering through a gammy leg. The limp made me walk funny and ended up off work with a fucked back and a sore leg. "Walk it off" "walking is what made my back sore" "well don't sit around too long, as soon as your legs better get up and about" fuck offffff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Just got a text off a mate two minutes ago, "you should go for a walk, it'll be good for your back", aye good plan, needed my wife to help me get down the stairs and walk me through to the bathroom this morning, but aye walk round the park sounds like a great suggestion, let me just spend 20 minutes trying to put on a pair of shoes and I'll meet you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Doc give you any indication of what the problem is? I find that when I get all fucked up some stretches can provide a bit of relief, but obviously depending on what the actual problem is that can fuck you right up as well! Lying on the floor instead of a bed or sofa can be really helpful though, at least in bursts. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 find a cold plate and put that on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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