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Christmas presents for your O/H...

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So far I've bought him that new Clash photo book that has come out, I'll probably also get him the Keith Lemon DVD. I'm not actually sure what else I'll get him I'll have to get the thinking cap on.

We're also jointly buying a Hammer Horror calendar for the house. :D

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I performed a tactical break-up to avoid not only buying Xmas presents but Birthday presents for her as well. Result! :devil:

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Guest Jake Wifebeater

Does anyone actually use the phrase "other half"? It's even more pretentious than "significant other".

Not :up:

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Does anyone actually use the phrase "other half"? It's even more pretentious than "significant other".

Not :up:

Have you ever read a restaurant review in the P&J? The lad that writes them is an utter twat, and refers to his wife as 'she who must be obeyed'. All. The. Time.

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
Have you ever read a restaurant review in the P&J? The lad that writes them is an utter twat, and refers to his wife as 'she who must be obeyed'. All. The. Time.

Can't say I have, I have an almost phobic aversion to the Parochial and Jaundiced.

Anyone who uses the phrase "she who must be obeyed", even in an unfunny, postmodern "ironic" way, DESERVES to go through his entire life pussy-whipped...

As non-:up: as you can get.

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Have you ever read a restaurant review in the P&J? The lad that writes them is an utter twat, and refers to his wife as 'she who must be obeyed'. All. The. Time.

He's not as bad as the guy who writes the Evening Express restaurant reviews..... :up:

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
Not this shit again... :p

I'm leaving you alone this time, I've given you enough pelters about that. Hope your OTHER HALF is fine...

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I'm sure you could find a lovely lady underneath some mistletoe somewhere. Christmas is always a very romantic time... walks in the snow... sitting under the duvet on the couch... Gingerbread lattes... etc etc etc.

I'm all about the Christmas!

Humbug. I'm damaged goods. Women avoid me like the plague. I may just resign myself to ending up like Mr Heckles from Friends now to avoid further disappointment in the future :up:

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
"All by myself, don't wanna be. All by myself anymoooooore..."

Snivelling emo bastard. :D

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A noose.

:up:

"what do you give to a woman for christmas that has everything?"

nothing, you've already given her two black eyes....

something like that isn't it?.....

christmas presents?!....you are all hypocrytical heathens, join me!...I am a druid and celebrate newmassness, the calendar event that was hijacked by christians!....*

* shut up

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