Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 im sure some drunk underager would fall for the "mistletoe belt buckle" trick...no?Do you just whack them with it and then have your way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Do you just whack them with it and then have your way?indeed. wrap it round your knuckles then wrap it round their body (not their face, as that would make it obvious to the parents) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 im sure some drunk underager would fall for the "mistletoe belt buckle" trick...no?I'm sure they'd fall for it, but i'm not after hollow victories these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm sure they'd fall for it, but i'm not after hollow victories these days.Even hollow holes are goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Even hollow holes are goals.I know what you're saying but that isn't the sort of thing i'm after. Good women are hard to find these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Not for me. Cheap, slutty women fill the void between good women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Not for me. Cheap, slutty women fill the void between good women!Read as: Prostitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I know what you're saying but that isn't the sort of thing i'm after. Good women are hard to find these days I'm sure if we all put in a quid each we could find you a lovely hooker.I'm not normally so generous, but it is the season for giving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I know what you're saying but that isn't the sort of thing i'm after. Good women are hard to find these days I have like, four in my basement if you want one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm sure if we all put in a quid each we could find you a lovely hooker.I'm not normally so generous, but it is the season for giving...Haha, well we'd better be talking High Class Escort here and not Harbour material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Phil, don't punch above your weight. Harbour material it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Phil, don't punch above your weight. Harbour material it is Christ, i hate to think what sort of weight bracket you'd be punching in then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 i'm fine with who i've got, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 i'm fine with who i've got, mate.Well, if she's worse than a harbour hooker and if you're happy with that then good on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 she's much better than that, but thanks for trying. very poor. I'm sure she's lovely. Probably not to my liking though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Gonnae do this childish ribbing in PM's or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Gonnae do this childish ribbing in PM's or something...but Ross, this is the internet!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 I have like, four in my basement if you want one?Move this to the Trading Post NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Gonnae do this childish ribbing in PM's or something...Aye, it's only done in jest Commander Killjoy. Chill out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Jeez, 48 posts and nobody's mentioned sexy knickers yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Nobody's mentioned anything that I can use to effect on Christmas Day, instead battered my use of the term 'other half' and moaned about a lack of women.This is the worst Christmas present thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 I suggest sexy knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 He's not as bad as the guy who writes the Evening Express restaurant reviews..... Ya dissin' ma bro, mofo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 If your brother is the guy who writes the reviews, then yes, I assume he is. I am dissing him too, because his reviews are pretty terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest calumunderkills Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Ya dissin' ma bro, mofo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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