Hog Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I heard that he left his top on while shagging the bike. I wonder if it was a yellow jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "riding the village bike."Oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Getting back on (cycle) track, apparently it was revealed in court that he had a big Chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 These jokes are quickly getting tyresome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 These jokes are quickly getting tyresome.Indeed, some of them have even been re-cycled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I hope he took precautions, or he might have damaged his helmet.(of course, it might've been her menstrual cycle)Any 'links' to his website? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I heard he was "in the frame" for a number of other cyclesexual attacks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 He needs to get off his bike & start riding....Oh no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 You can't blame the man really, I bet it was a wheelie good ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 By the way some of you have spoke, I get the impression you're all fancying sticking your bell-end into some bike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 By the way some of you have spoke, I get the impression you're all fancying sticking your bell-end into some bike!Ring-a-ding-ding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 I heard hed previously been caught in a cycle sexual theesome, performing a sex act on a bike in tandem with his mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 I heard hed previously been caught in a cycle sexual theesome, performing a sex act on a bike in tandem with his mate.was one of the a tricyle that would tri- anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 just wondering - if the guy had been caught shagging a children's bike, would he be branded a pedalphile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 For the more curious among us, I'm sure there'll be bicycle clips up all over the internet before you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 I'm getting fairly tyre'd of all these puns... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 come one, tyre'd has been used already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogatron Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 I wonder if he had skidmarks in his pants from the shock of being caught...or just the sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 i'm surprised nobody has mentioned the guy who got 5 years on the sex offenders register for getting jiggy with a pavement BBC NEWS | Scotland | South of Scotland | Man simulated sex act on pavement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 i'm surprised nobody has mentioned the guy who got 5 years on the sex offenders register for getting jiggy with a pavement BBC NEWS | Scotland | South of Scotland | Man simulated sex act on pavementyeah i saw that in the student newspaper. he was doing it in public place though unlike the guy with the bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 I've fucked loads of inanimate objects and never gone to jail for it. Girls from Torry for example..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergency72 Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 i'm surprised nobody has mentioned the guy who got 5 years on the sex offenders register for getting jiggy with a pavement BBC NEWS | Scotland | South of Scotland | Man simulated sex act on pavementThere was some concrete evidence against that guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 It sounds less like he was fucking the pavement and more like he was just having a wank and rolled over. Which of course, doesn't make it much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 This thread was fantastic, wall to wall bicycle sex puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I heard he got framed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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