TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probationI'm not sure how this is illegal, he was doing it in the privacy of his hotel room....I hope he checked himself and the bike under the names Mr. and Mrs. Raleigh. Arf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probationI'm not sure how this is illegal, he was doing it in the privacy of his hotel room....I hope he checked himself and the bike under the names Mr. and Mrs. Raleigh. Arf.Its a good thing dunlop sell rubbers reaches for coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 how the hell is that illegal? fucking wierd certainly, but how does it harm anyone else? o_O did the bike not give consent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Maybe he thought it was a mounting bike?Or he was bike-sexual?Maybe it was an old bike and he was a rustifarian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogatron Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Maybe he thought it was a mounting bike? "...sexercise bike" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Everyone needs a good ride from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 BMXXX?Whatever rings your bell I suppose...phew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Was it a ladies bike? or was he going at it mano-a-mano? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 For forks sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Give us a brake, guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Was it a ladies bike? or was he going at it mano-a-mano?Actually, I suppose it was a BI-cycle.I bet he gave it a good pump, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Give us a brake, guys!Spoke too soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Jesus what a total cyclepath! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 He's obviously just shy. It's not easy meeting women when you can't handle bars.*cynicization complete* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Possibly the best news story ever.I loved the Sheriff's quote 'I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. Genius.The guys excuse is amazing aswell, 'a misunderstanding caused by too much drink', what kind of misunderstanding!I'm amazed nobody has made any kind of joke using the phrase 'the village bike'. That's an absolute sitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 After years of celibacy he's back in the saddle. When I first saw this post I thought you were yanking my chain. His mates always warned him - "Beware Of A Frig In A Spoke".Ok, I'm going, I'm going...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I'm a recovering cycle-sexualist, I haven't done that for ages but if the urge takes me I'm sure I'll remember how...............it's just like riding a bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Don't pedal your smut here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 these puns are really mountain up now, and frankly i'm getting tyred of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Best tread ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Mulhern Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 The bike was asked to comment but it was just two tired! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I wonder if he punctured anything when he stuck it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Like a diaframe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergency72 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I hear he's going to Amsterdam for an orgeThe guys clearly off his chopper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Oo'err... racey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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