Diesel Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 To make Neil happy I'd buy him a few bottles of old expensive wine. Bravo (cue slow handclap)A few bottles of old wine o_OI'd looking for a vinyard at least or ye'd be gettin' punted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 A vineyard? I doubt Neil would want to wait for his nectar. I'd buy him a small house in the country with a cow and a goat too.A vineyard? Yes please! If nothing else so I can run around on a tractor like a madman. And squash grapes with my bare feet. If I won the lottery (which I won't cos I don't play it - it's a tax on the stupid) I'd build my huge bastard mansion in Canada and form a team of elite mercenaries to do my bidding around the world (probably just mostly killing people I don't agree with). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 with a little picture of you riding a fat cow on the label. Bwahahaha. I have the funniest mental image in my head now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 I have an image in my head of you bringing out a limited range of wines called, "le Neil" with a little picture of you riding a fat cow on the label. You should do that whether you win the lottery or not, thats ace!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 It's a cunning strategy to divert attention away from the fact that he's pretty much a ginger.Your obviously after a photo of my pubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 house in the middle of nowherestudio in houseput smart bands on in the house and shuttle good people to the showsort my pals out with some moolah and good timessmart mercedes sprinter converted to be like a house inside and drive around our lovely countryside/highlands/islandsput out e106s neonfluxicide on 7"pull some smart birdsprobably still do my job or something similar on a freelance basis as I actually enjoy my jobinvest in some other property Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 put out e106s neonfluxicide on 7"Stop right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 put out e106s neonfluxicide on 7"You'd have to make it a 12" to fit Hog's ego on it.I'd happily stick a techno-gabba remix on side B. Oh, the fun I would have.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Stop right there.if only hog could provide me with the original ep artwork he did on microsoft paint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 I thought releasing Neonfluxicide was a great Idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 if only hog could provide me with the original ep artwork he did on microsoft paintIf you ask him now you might get an answer before next MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.(Sorry, couldn't resist.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 I'll speak to Neil.... give him a few years to lose his marbles and he may well do it. In fact, If I one the lottery i'd give you money to make it happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 If you ask him now you might get an answer before next MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.(Sorry, couldn't resist.)THATS IIIIIINNNNSSEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIINMySpace.com - LBW is stopped - LEEDS!, UK - Grindcore / Thrash / Death Metal - www.myspace.com/cricketcore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 THATS IIIIIINNNNSSEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIINMySpace.com - LBW is stopped - LEEDS!, UK - Grindcore / Thrash / Death Metal - www.myspace.com/cricketcoreHaha, got their '1st Innings' on CD-R, it's a hoot. The cover of 'You Suffer' especially.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 aye, they are a fucking hootnae as good as Element 106 though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 id shag around then tour the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 if only hog could provide me with the original ep artwork he did on microsoft paintIf you can convince them to do "I am a baldy bastard" to the tune of "I am a cider drinker" on the B-side then it could be a goer:I am a baldy bastardI'm losing all me hairI tell everyone who'll listenBut they don't fucking careI am a baldy bastardI say it every dayBut I should count me blessingsAt least I won't go GRRREEEYYYEEEYYYEEEYYYIn fact, I'll go halfers on the pressing costs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hog Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Designed by Dayeth using a 3d programme. It wasn't used, it was just an idea.This is the actual cover........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mike Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 depending on how much I won:I'd put a few million into aberdeen fc. pay off my folks mortgage for them. buy a plush flat or two in various gig-worthy cities around the uk. artist loft in New York. pay off my debts. finish uni course and never use my degree. i'd put the rest in the bank and live off the hefty interest whilst indulging in a life of booze/drugs/music/art/women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan' Sharuminar Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 I'd blow it all in the 99p store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChoPxSuey Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 On having respect for your emloyer, I'd certainly work my notice as required, but if I had 2M+ in the bank I'd hardly be able to sit at my desk and concentrate...eBay bidding spree .Give loads to my friends and family, obviously. Umm buy me some nice cars, go on several trips to the Nurburgring, buy a nice house for me and have my girlfriend waited on hand and foot for the rest of her life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 id kick a'body in the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 id kick a'body in the cunt.For the right price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I was on a rant in the office about schemie names when someone mentioned it. Poor kidHahaha - I just found this one: Couple tried to name baby "@" - Yahoo! News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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