*Amy* Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Nabbed off the Punktastic forums:As a rule I don't usually do this but its well fucked and I don't like them anyway so yeah...Oliver Sykes was arrested last night because he's a pathetic little boy who can't deal with rejection. We were invited to party on the tour bus and they seemed pleasant enough initially. But, when Victoria declined his advances, he kicked off, got his chipolata-sized penis out and pissed on her. We willingly left the bus. Once off the bus, some cunt proceeded to throw a jagermeister bottle in Vic's face, resulting in this...Because none of us saw which one of them actually threw the bottle, the only thing they could arrest anyone on was the pissing thing, so Oliver was lead off to the police station in handcuffs, whilst the lardy drummer had a little tantrum about the possibility of not being able to make their next tour date (Swindon... this evening... if they're lucky) and called me a "dyke" when I laughed in his face, Victoria went off to the QMC to have her forehead sewn up, whilst Lew, Warner, Paul and I spent several loooong laborious hours down at the police station giving statements. "White male... skinny... tattoos on his neck and knuckles... silly floppy hair... wearing girl's jeans... more foundation on than me". The police reckon they have enough to charge him with and that he'll probably be getting out on bail later on today. If and when it comes to court, whether they're playing Sheffield or fucking America, he will HAVE to come back to Nottingham.They won't be paid for that gig and they won't be allowed to return to play Rock City again. There was a Kerrang journalist on the bus, who was utterly disgusted with their brattish behavior and a bloke from their label, who didn't seem to like being affiliated with drama. Perhaps they'll get dropped.So there you have it, proof that the golden boy of Kerrang is no more than a brat who throws his toys out of the pram when he can't get some poon.I don't give a fuck who he is, he is not going to get away with fucking up my friend's beautiful face. I'm sooooo looking forward to giving evidence against the cunt in court.Jeez-oh! Says it all in there, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 That's pathetic.I hope this isn't true because as much as i detest them and would like to see them fault, that is really sickening and inhumane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medichi Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 If it's true, thats terrible, but that cut's about 1cm long, the rest is blood smeared over her face. BMTH are pish though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Eyebrow cuts look worse than they they are, it'll heal within a week. Nice attempt at the sympathy vote, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 but the boy was still acting like a cunti would have jailed him for crimes to music, bad promo shots and the like, but ill accept this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Eyebrow cuts look worse than they they are, it'll heal within a week. Nice attempt at the sympathy vote, though.Fair enough the cut's not as bad as they try to make it, still doesn't excuse the behaviour though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Oh please make it true.Any of those delicate wee flowers would get eaten alive in prison. Yas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 this is the same guy whose tour manager apparently makes venue security escort him in as 'he attracts a lot of attention'...cunt.He appears in court on friday, oh and jake the ape what exactly is your point about eyebrow cuts healing within a week after having had a bottle of jaeger thrown at you and having some rich teenage egomaniac literally piss on your face because you refused his sexual advances? I hate to be a big softy, but I guess her 'attempt at a sympathy vote' worked on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Oh please make it true.Any of those delicate wee flowers would get eaten alive in prison. Yas!Aren't the people in these type of bands supposed to be good-looking to make up for the shit music, I thought that was how this kind of "pretty boy emo" worked.They all look like the unfortunate nerdy kid in a group of "alternative" teens, who just can't quite get it right.On topic, I hope he fucking fries (assuming he did it of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Which one of those youths is Oliver Sykes? Is he the singer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 the one in the middleok so they are a bunch of cunts but for stevie wonders eyes only is a tune imo 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 the one in the middleok so they are a bunch of cunts but for stevie wonders eyes only is a tune imo 8-)Are you being sarcastic? I barely recognize it as music o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Are you being sarcastic? I barely recognize it as music o_Onah i'm not being sarcastic \m/ \m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 he has denied throwing the bottle but not pissing on the girl. however, all the defending witnesses have said that the bottle was thrown from the tour bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 he has denied throwing the bottle but not pissing on the girl. however, all the defending witnesses have said that the bottle was thrown from the tour bus."some cunt proceeded to throw a jagermeister bottle in Vic's face, resulting in this..."Probably wasn't him that threw the bottle in my opinion, but I still hope he gets what he deserves both in reputation and punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 there is a good chance that it was a member of their band though - let's just hope that whoever it is gets taken down and brutally raped in prison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 there is a good chance that it was a member of their band though - let's just hope that whoever it is gets taken down and brutally raped in prisonI think the prison issue haircut would hurt them more than the unavoidable and brutal anal breach."Nooo! Not my identity!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 hahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 there is a good chance that it was a member of their band though - let's just hope that whoever it is gets taken down and brutally raped in prisonaberdeen-music.com - judge, jury, executioner and homoerotic fantasy outlet in every thread.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 i meant by an ugly woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 I think the prison issue haircut would hurt them more than the unavoidable and brutal anal breach."Nooo! Not my identity!"Haha! The last sentence of that post actually made me laugh repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 i meant by an ugly womanI don't think it would be any better if it was a beautiful woman brutally raping you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 He'll also be put on the sex offenders list and won't get into America for a good while, hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 no idea who they are but pissing on someone because they won't fuck you is pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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