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Nabbed off the Punktastic forums:

As a rule I don't usually do this but its well fucked and I don't like them anyway so yeah...

Oliver Sykes was arrested last night because he's a pathetic little boy who can't deal with rejection.

We were invited to party on the tour bus and they seemed pleasant enough initially. But, when Victoria declined his advances, he kicked off, got his chipolata-sized penis out and pissed on her. We willingly left the bus. Once off the bus, some cunt proceeded to throw a jagermeister bottle in Vic's face, resulting in this...

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Because none of us saw which one of them actually threw the bottle, the only thing they could arrest anyone on was the pissing thing, so Oliver was lead off to the police station in handcuffs, whilst the lardy drummer had a little tantrum about the possibility of not being able to make their next tour date (Swindon... this evening... if they're lucky) and called me a "dyke" when I laughed in his face, Victoria went off to the QMC to have her forehead sewn up, whilst Lew, Warner, Paul and I spent several loooong laborious hours down at the police station giving statements. "White male... skinny... tattoos on his neck and knuckles... silly floppy hair... wearing girl's jeans... more foundation on than me".

The police reckon they have enough to charge him with and that he'll probably be getting out on bail later on today. If and when it comes to court, whether they're playing Sheffield or fucking America, he will HAVE to come back to Nottingham.

They won't be paid for that gig and they won't be allowed to return to play Rock City again.

There was a Kerrang journalist on the bus, who was utterly disgusted with their brattish behavior and a bloke from their label, who didn't seem to like being affiliated with drama. Perhaps they'll get dropped.

So there you have it, proof that the golden boy of Kerrang is no more than a brat who throws his toys out of the pram when he can't get some poon.

I don't give a fuck who he is, he is not going to get away with fucking up my friend's beautiful face. I'm sooooo looking forward to giving evidence against the cunt in court.

Jeez-oh! Says it all in there, really.

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Guest Tam o' Shantie

this is the same guy whose tour manager apparently makes venue security escort him in as 'he attracts a lot of attention'...cunt.

He appears in court on friday, oh and jake the ape what exactly is your point about eyebrow cuts healing within a week after having had a bottle of jaeger thrown at you and having some rich teenage egomaniac literally piss on your face because you refused his sexual advances? I hate to be a big softy, but I guess her 'attempt at a sympathy vote' worked on me.

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Oh please make it true.

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Any of those delicate wee flowers would get eaten alive in prison. Yas!

Aren't the people in these type of bands supposed to be good-looking to make up for the shit music, I thought that was how this kind of "pretty boy emo" worked.

They all look like the unfortunate nerdy kid in a group of "alternative" teens, who just can't quite get it right.

On topic, I hope he fucking fries (assuming he did it of course).

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Guest Tam o' Shantie

he has denied throwing the bottle but not pissing on the girl. however, all the defending witnesses have said that the bottle was thrown from the tour bus.

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he has denied throwing the bottle but not pissing on the girl. however, all the defending witnesses have said that the bottle was thrown from the tour bus.

"some cunt proceeded to throw a jagermeister bottle in Vic's face, resulting in this..."

Probably wasn't him that threw the bottle in my opinion, but I still hope he gets what he deserves both in reputation and punishment.

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Guest Tam o' Shantie

there is a good chance that it was a member of their band though - let's just hope that whoever it is gets taken down and brutally raped in prison

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there is a good chance that it was a member of their band though - let's just hope that whoever it is gets taken down and brutally raped in prison

I think the prison issue haircut would hurt them more than the unavoidable and brutal anal breach.

"Nooo! Not my identity!"

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