Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 I thought Anal Cunt had the funniest song titles, evidently I was wrong. Recently got a CDr from Australia's Americunt, and here's some of the better song titles:7. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool and Tool are shit.11. You're only famous 'cause you got hit in the head with an Americunt tape.13. Kurt Cobain, dead - Tupac, dead - Die Maynard cunt! Fuck you!14. Without the enzyme, zymase, converting starch into simple sugars, your yeast is fucked and it will be unleavened bread for all.16. The fact that you listen to Tool makes you dumb enough for me to need no other reason to kill you.17. No matter what the reason for you ripping up your arms is, you're still a fucking tosser.20. So what if every second song I write is about hating Tool, they're fucking shit and I hope they die, and fuck you for giving a shit, you fucking Tool-loving bumjacking cunt (you deserve to die).24. I used to be a Nazi, but then I got a life.26. I'll say sorry when you give me my bike and my virginity back.27. We killed Euronymous, and threatened to kill Varg, so he took the rap for us, because he's a pussy.38. You listen to Tool because you want to kill yourself, and you listen to Slayer because you want to kill everyone else.40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 I thought Anal Cunt had the funniest song titles' date=' evidently I was wrong. Recently got a CDr from Australia's Americunt, and here's some of the better song titles:7. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool and Tool are shit.11. You're only famous 'cause you got hit in the head with an Americunt tape.13. Kurt Cobain, dead - Tupac, dead - Die Maynard cunt! Fuck you!14. Without the enzyme, zymase, converting starch into simple sugars, your yeast is fucked and it will be unleavened bread for all.16. The fact that you listen to Tool makes you dumb enough for me to need no other reason to kill you.17. No matter what the reason for you ripping up your arms is, you're still a fucking tosser.20. So what if every second song I write is about hating Tool, they're fucking shit and I hope they die, and fuck you for giving a shit, you fucking Tool-loving bumjacking cunt (you deserve to die).24. I used to be a Nazi, but then I got a life.26. I'll say sorry when you give me my bike and my virginity back.27. We killed Euronymous, and threatened to kill Varg, so he took the rap for us, because he's a pussy.38. You listen to Tool because you want to kill yourself, and you listen to Slayer because you want to kill everyone else.40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro.[/quote']I hope their music is as good as their song titles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom lea Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 7. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool and Tool are shit.40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro.i think seven is my favourite; just the sheer bluntness of it.thing is, just from reading the song titles, i figured they would be a grind band who'd just repeat the phrase a couple of times then noise out. are they not like that, or is it just self-reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 i think seven is my favourite; just the sheer bluntness of it.thing is' date=' just from reading the song titles, i figured they would be a grind band who'd just repeat the phrase a couple of times then noise out. are they not like that, or is it just self-reference?[/quote']A bit of both, it's a really raw noisy grind release. It takes longer to read some of the titles than to listen to the song itself in some cases. I've been thinking of making up some copies to distro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Best titles ever! The titles alone make me want to hear the tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey_sc Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Bet they're shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 I bet the last one : "40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro."is just a shithouse grind song that repeats that twice...he he, quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 why do they hate tool so much? Thurisaz would not be happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Although mildly amusing, they're just like anal cunt song titles but less funny, offensive and not original at all because AC have already done that 50 times on each of their albums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Although mildly amusing' date=' they're just like anal cunt song titles but less funny, offensive and not original at all because AC have already done that 50 times on each of their albums.[/quote']Have you heard them too? Lots of bands sound a bit like each other but it doesn't mean that what they are playing is rubbish, so what gives? My favourites are:-24. I used to be a Nazi, but then I got a life.26. I'll say sorry when you give me my bike and my virginity back.Especially 26! *pisses pants laughing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Francis_Begbie Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 ShiteHilarious - if you're a 14-year-old virgin.What a waste of bandwidth.Franco"kicking fuck out of cunts since 1989" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 why do they hate tool so much? Thurisaz would not be happy!I've no idea, surely there's more deserving candidates, although I've never knowingly heard Tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 7. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool and Tool are shit.Nah, that doesn't beat 'Limp Bizkit think they're black, but they're just gay'...I agree with Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Have you heard them too? Lots of bands sound a bit like each other but it doesn't mean that what they are playing is rubbish' date=' so what gives? [/quote']Did you in any way read my post at all? Why do I need to have heard the band? At which point did I even vaguely mention what the band was playing, never mind say that what they are playing is rubbish? This thread, and my response were solely about the song titles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 why was it assumed in this thread that I was a massive Tool fan? I like them, but fuck...I didnt even go see them last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Some more beauties, this time courtesy of France's Sylvester Staline. These are from the Sylvester Staline/Inside Conflict split 7":1. How can this world still dare to claim it's civilised while still living up to Nazi values such as "Arbeit macht frei" ?2. Can you imagine? We're into HC for a while now, and we didn't even know that Slayer was in fact one of the pioneer bands from DC!4. Like any geographically-defined area, capitalism has its gastronomic traditions: juicy BSE-infected steak served with genetically-manipulated salad.5. This HC scene has become so subversive that we've reached the point where no one would even be shocked if the Pope himself started a HC band.8. Theorem: playing lame early 80's heavy metal makes you innovative in lame early 2000's HC scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sylvester Staline are fucking ace. COmign to Aberdeen I believe? But when Filthpact are on tour :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sylvester Staline are touring with Birdflesh but the closest gig is in Glasgow ................... but Magrudergrind here is hoping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaySleepRepeat Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Sufjan Stevens does some crackers:They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!The Black Hawk War, Or, How To Demolish An Entire Civilization And Still Feel Good About Yourself In The Morning, Or, We Apologize For The Inconvenience But You're Going To Have To Leave Now, Or I Have Fought The Big Knives And Will Continue To Fight ThemAnd I'm sure we all know the The Locust have some doozies!!The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaOfEnergy Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Anti Tool?? Blasphemy!!Them Anti Tool Titles Are Lame. This Band Is Obviously Jealous That People Can Connect With Tools Music Easier Than Their No Doubt Noisey Scrappy Shite(that I Havent Heard But If They Dont Like Tool Then Thats Not A Good Sign). Any Band With Song Names Like That Hardly Takes Music Seriously And Therefore Cant B Taken Seriously. Tools Music Is Obviously Above Their Level Of Intelligence.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 ....or they just like noise, and don't like tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Cranial_Mind, what is with all the capital letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 And the bad grammar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Cranial_Mind, what is with all the capital letters?IF YOU TYPE A MESSAGE COMPLETELY IN CAPITALS THE FORUM AUTOMATICALLY CHANGES IT SO ONLY THE FIRST LETTER IS CAPITALIZED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 the explanation is that he's a fucking moronic jackass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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