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What will you be doing when your 80??


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I'll be high on crack totin a machine gun with a big fat blunt hangin offa my lip with Claudia Shiffers 21 year old twin daughters gaein it laldy wi coke on my most erogenous zones whilst watching a replay of my close call with the sharks off Mailbu beach in 2007,and there may be animals involved on the waterbed although huge quantities of forbidden drugs and a good few lashings of wine and fruit wouldnt go amiss,BRIAN FUDGE can I have this as my next rider?,why wait till I'm too old to appreciate it?.

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80?!

i'll be lucky to see 40.

If i do go crazy and spend my days shittin my keggs and wishin for death i'll probably steal a bus. Pickup a few of my fellow 40/80 year old friends and drive off boddam cliffs listening to Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit.:up: :up:

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Diabetes on one side of the family, high cholesterol on the other side. I've been saddled with feeble DNA, and am fucked. Lucky to see 50. Hopefully have a split 7" w/Agathocles out before I cark it.

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That's the most touching sales pitch I've ever heard.

I plan on a verandah and a shotgun. Then I'll go on an oap reign of terror against postmen and "damn yoots". Finally I'll forcibly ingest dynamite, take heroin on a massive scale for the first time, hire some hookers and cork it and be the first posthumous mass murderer when they cremate me.

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