Caption competition: Jeff beck, eric clapton, jimmy page, brian may - the queen!

[Guest MKII]

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[Larsen B]

I can't think of a caption that's funny or anything but what a bunch of absolute cretins.

[Alkaline]

'Look how Clapton grows in my hand. Be proud of him my loyal subjects'

[psydoll]

"An air of embarassed silence occurs when the queen confesses she hasn't really enjoyed Jeff's work since 'Mellow Gold' was released."

[Alan Cynic]

The Queen is saying "One is certainly a lot cheerier since Mr Page loaned one his red snapper"

[Alan Cynic]

The Queen has just told Beck, Page & May that Eric's actual second name is Clapp.

[Dayeth]

"It's an honour to meet you"

"Thanks"

[Jim Stax]

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"I scored you line or two Majesty. Meet you in the bogs in 5 for a posh sniff!"

"Back up lads she's mine and goes like the clappers"

"Pass it along Queeny, Poodle heeds gaggin for a toke!"

"Kindly keep yer hand of my cock your highness, that was 30yrs ago!"

"The Arctic Monkeys are only this tall". "What, this tall?!" "Yeah and the fuckers learned everything they know from me and Slow Hand grumpy guts next to me!"

[scottST]

Beck: And you are...?

[Stripey]

"night of the living dead"

[threeornothing]

Kill Your Idols!

[Frosty Jack]

"Go on, pull my finger!"

"Very amusing, your majesty"...

[Frosty Jack]

"That reminds me, I must buy a stamp"

[Frosty Jack]

"I believe you were expecting to meet my son?"

"No ma'am, I said we were looking for Charlie"...

[Frosty Jack]

"Do you know that Phil Collins? I bet he's a right cunt, isn't he?"

[GraemeC]

Thank god your here Jeff, one asked them to send up a guitarist, I have no idea why these other tossers are here.

[Guest bluesxman]

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Brian May looked on smugly knowing he had the upper hand as it wasn't the first queen he had met.

[Guest bluesxman]

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One looks forward to a rendition of 'Hi Ho Silver Lining' after a few sherries in the drawing room.

[threeornothing]

"I believe you were expecting to meet my son?"

"No ma'am' date=' I said we were looking for Charlie"...[/quote']

That gets my vote

[Dan G]

"Nice to see you again Brian. Where's Roger Taylor, Freddie and the bassist whose name one always forgets?"

"You mean John Deacon? Him and Rodge couldn't make it, they've never enjoyed Queen reunion's. Lol. Oh... and Freddie's dead, he died of gAIDS.."

"Freddie is dead? That is a shame. And he was a poof? One would never have guessed!"

"Well it was obvious really, have you never seen the 'I Want To Break Free' music video?"

"Of course I did. One rather enjoyed that song although one just asssumed he was wearing fancy dress?"

"No, not at all. In fact that was the only Queen video where he didn't dress up..."

"I see. So he was DEFINITELY gay then?"

"Proper bent, love."

"Rob Halford?"

"Gay."

"Ritchie Blackmore?"

"Might as well be, he's away with the fairies anyway..."

"I see. One does not approve. What about James Hetfield?"

"Nah, he just hunts them."

[threeornothing]

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"You'll be the cleaners then....start with the toilet"

[Guest bluesxman]

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'Who is this oaf who has stolen the Kitchen Cynics haircut?' pondered the Queen.

[Dan G]

"You'll be the cleaner then....start with the toilet. Nice green jacket by the way."

[bladeola]

"Nice to see you again Brian. Where's Roger Taylor' date=' Freddie and the bassist whose name one always forgets?"

"You mean John Deacon? Him and Rodge couldn't make it, they've never enjoyed Queen reunion's. Lol. Oh... and Freddie's dead, he died of gAIDS.."

"Freddie is dead? That is a shame. And he was a poof? One would never have guessed!"

"Well it was obvious really, have you never seen the 'I Want To Break Free' music video?"

"Of course I did. One rather enjoyed that song although one just asssumed he was wearing fancy dress?"

"No, not at all. In fact that was the only Queen video where he didn't dress up..."

"I see. So he was DEFINITELY gay then?"

"Proper bent, love."

"Rob Halford?"

"Gay."

"Ritchie Blackmore?"

"Might as well be, he's away with the fairies anyway..."

"I see. One does not approve. What about James Hetfield?"

"Nah, he just hunts them."[/quote']

that post slayed!

[Sue Denim..]

"We don't care who the fuck you say you are..... you aint getting in."