Frosty Jack Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Bringing in an OAP to stir things up a bit?"Yeah, I'm Rackie...""Yeah, I'm Rimmy..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKMartin Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Does Barrymore have clinical depression? Certainly looks like it. And if so, seems a bit harsh to put him on a 24-hr reality programme.Fail to understand the sympathy for Jodie Marsh, given that her stock behaviour is to drink, smoke and arse around, and that her general retorts to any criticism are along the lines of "Esscuse me, but...y'know...fucking...know what I mean? I don't need this, you're all...y'know...fake, and...but...can I finish?"she's a horrible little woman.AKM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 For those who like Sam Preston...might be funny to learn he used to sing in a screamo/hardcore band Next in Line and a power violence band Man Eaten By Moth....Try his old email address when he gets out! sam_preston88@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 ...Fact...jimmy saville?Skull Commander will be thrilled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollerskates Posted January 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Dennis is ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollerskates Posted January 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 That, was the greatest 20 minutes of TV in history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael MacLennan Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 That' date=' was the greatest 20 minutes of TV in history.[/quote']What happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollerskates Posted January 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 What happened?Well' date=' it emerged that Preston and Chantelle had been lying to the group in order to complete their task. Pete was annoyed at this, and at the fact that they got free food and alcohol and cigarretes, which is fair enough, but anyone in that house would have taken advantage of the situation. Pete starts mouthing off at Preston and Chantelle, George sides with Pete, and Dennis transforms into some kind of hilarious profanity machine. Then, somehow, Barrymore is arguing with George about how he is a dick, and George is attempting to argue back, but Barrymore is wiping the floor with George. And Preston jumps in with a hilariously well timed [i']"You fucking wanker!". If you watch the highlights show tonight, surely you will see some of what happened. This description makes it sound only a fraction of how ace it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest five years Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 And Preston jumps in with a hilariously well timed "You fucking wanker!". there was also mention of "go get saddam's number" which was pretty entertaining. to be honest i'm surprised no-one's mentioned this yet, then i realise that most of them ARE too stupid to use his crooked past (which only came to light a few months ago, so still fresh in their conscious you'd think).funny that rodman literally has no idea who these people are, and thinks he's by far the best person there and seems to be the only one actively acting up to the cameras: "hey, check this out, it'll make great tv" etc.barrymore was awesome in his TOTAL slaying of galloway, the nasty snidy little prick. there's talk of MP's wanting him booted from his post as respect party as well as many of the people of his constituency...WA-HEY!! big brother might yet do some good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollerskates Posted January 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Yeah, Dennis is the human equivalent of awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Does Barrymore have clinical depression? Certainly looks like it. And if so' date=' seems a bit harsh to put him on a 24-hr reality programme.AKM[/quote']Barrymore is fucked up big time. He's developed a less severe 'Ozzy Osbourne syndrome' where you can't make out a fucking word he says. He shakes heaps. He cries too much. He never smiles and worst of all; someone fucking died in his swimming pool.And he got let off with nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael MacLennan Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Well' date=' it emerged that Preston and Chantelle had been lying to the group in order to complete their task. Pete was annoyed at this, and at the fact that they got free food and alcohol and cigarretes, which is fair enough, but anyone in that house would have taken advantage of the situation. Pete starts mouthing off at Preston and Chantelle, George sides with Pete, and Dennis transforms into some kind of hilarious profanity machine. Then, somehow, Barrymore is arguing with George about how he is a dick, and George is attempting to argue back, but Barrymore is wiping the floor with George. And Preston jumps in with a hilariously well timed [i']"You fucking wanker!". If you watch the highlights show tonight, surely you will see some of what happened. This description makes it sound only a fraction of how ace it was.The fact that I am now going to go home specifically to tape tonight's show before going out simultaneously fills me with joy, and then complete disillusionment at what's become of my life. Balls to it though, I'm going to watch Big Brother, and I don't care what anyone says.PS A kid died in Tommy Lee's swimming pool, which according to my "tabloid-ometer" would make him 10 times more a scumbag in the red-tops' eyes than Barrymore. Though the troubled TV presenter trounces the Motley Crue moron thanks to his homosexuality, a state of being which instantly makes even a fund-raising tea party for cancer victims seedy in the eyes of seasoned hacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 i just heard that if chantelle wins celebrity PIG brother then the likely hood of there being another celebrity BB is slim because NO celeb knew there was a non celeb going in and if this non celeb goes onto win they wil not get celebs for next year as it be-littles themSo i read on some whack BB forum anyway lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 i went out and got pissed tonightso who won?running order anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 barrymore came 2nd, the wannabe celebrity bitch came first...so really barrymore won in my eyes, and he deserved to after wiping the floor with george! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 oh for fuck sake!im going to bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 hopefully that tripe last night will spell the end of Britains obsession with "Celebrities" and the end of Celebrity BB and all reality TV. Don't get me wrong, i did watch some of it although it was the most cringeworthy viewing i've watched since seeing "The Office" or the first time. The fact that 56% of people wanted a "non celeb" (or person non grata in my opinion) to win sums up the nations annoyance with "celebs".And i lay the blame fully at the doorstep of programmes such as "Wife Swap" (The Bardlseys - benefit dodging minks) and Big Brother (Nadia - hideous talentless creature), Pop Idol (Rik Waller) to name but 3.so lets be sensible and stop everyone buying Heat, Closer, Reveal, Hello, NOW!, NEW!, OK!, B List Readers Wives, etc.And Davina McCall is hopeless too(exhibit A - Shes Having a Baby)Pete or George should have won, as they actually possess 2 brass farthings to rub together. Each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Pete or George should have won' date=' as they actually possess 2 brass farthings to rub together. Each.[/quote']Eh? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Eh? .they may not be the shiniest of brass farthings, but they are (relatively speaking) quite intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 they may not be the shiniest of brass farthings' date=' but they are (relatively speaking) quite intelligent.[/quote']Sorry, I thought you were saying they should have won because they're not skint? Couldn't see where money came into it.But I agree with the sentiment re the End of Big Brother.Roll on Monkey Tennis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Sorry' date=' I thought you were saying they should have won because they're not skint? Couldn't see where money came into it.But I agree with the sentiment re the End of Big Brother.Roll on Monkey Tennis![/quote']that's cool - what about Polar Bear Olympics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 that's cool - what about Polar Bear Olympics?don't be stupid, polar bears can't row, and we know that the olympics would be NADA without rowing...oh, are you talking winter olympics?....sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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