dolf Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 build a bonfire build a bonfireand put the english on the topput the germans in the middleand we'll burn the fucking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 This thread deserves a bump on principle:'What's that diving into the box? Is it a Drogba? Is it a Drogba?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 This thread deserves a bump on principle:'What's that diving into the box? Is it a Drogba? Is it a Drogba?'A modern classic I tell thee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 "Vladimir Romanov! He sucks Paul Hartley Off!"(though probably not any more) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 probably "Vladimir Romanov, he sucks Craig Gordon off" is more true these days (and something that Gordon wouldnt be totally against if the rumours are to be believed)."If I had the wings of a sparrowand the arse of a big buffaloI'd fly over Ibrox tomorrowand shite on the bastards belowShite On! Shite On! Shite on the bastards below, below!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 "If I had the wings of a sparrowand the arse of a big buffaloI'd fly over Ibrox tomorrowand shite on the bastards belowShite On! Shite On! Shite on the bastards below, below!"God-damn I'm looking forward to Saturday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 He's black, he's gay, he plays for Air-de-rie, he's fashanu, he's fashanu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 To the tune of Bowie's "Rebel Rebel""Neville, Neville, he plays in defence"Neville, Neville, his tackling's immense"Neville, Neville, like Jacko he's bad"Neville Neville is the name of his dad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 ICT fans at Bells Challenge Cup final v. Airdrie @ McDairmid Park:"We love buckfast more than you, Weeeee love buckfast more than you"Airdire reply:"We wish we shagged sheep like you, Weeee wish we shagged sheep like you"I don't think the women can be too well kept down that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 To the tune of Bowie's "Rebel Rebel""Neville, Neville, he plays in defence"Neville, Neville, his tackling's immense"Neville, Neville, like Jacko he's bad"Neville Neville is the name of his dad."A recent one seems to be "Oh my god I can't believe it, we've never been this good away from home"Fraserburgh did the old classic "You can shove your fucking smokies up your arse" at a cup game against Arbroath a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Also, heard a couple of weeks ago at a particularly dull game v. Dunfermline, that rubbish ICT chant "Give us a C... Give us an A... etc etc till it spells Caley"Random: "Give us a C..."One or two others: "C"Random: "Give us an A"Maybe one person at most: "A"Random gives up, and within 0.5 seconds someone pipes up..."Haw, keep it down; some of us are trying to sleep here!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 I was always a fan of 'Your supposed to be in jail' to Paul Dickov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 There's always the classic v. Peterhead"Sing when your fishing, you only sing when your fishing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Here's a couple of good ones i've heard on a football forum"booked for being ugly, oh you were booked for being ugly" (To Stevie Fulton)St. Johnstone v. Monaco:In yer Monaco Slums, In yer Monaco slums,ya look in the bucket for something to eat,ya find caviar and ya think it's a treat,In yer Monaco slumsAgain to Peterhead fans: "Captain Birdseye shagged yer maw" Someone gave the Brighton fans the chant of "we can see you holding hands" a couple of season ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 When Hearts fans went mental thinking they should've had a free kick for a passback after Russell Anderson kneed the ball back to Langfield who picked it up:"You don't know the rules, you don't know the rules..!"To Hearts fans at Tynecastle:"You're not Scottish anymore! You're not Scottish anymore.""You're going down like a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine...""They're going bust, they're going bust, they're going! Hearts are going bust.""One Steven Pressley! There's only one Steven Pressley...""Where's your captain gone? Where's your captain gone?"And so on.Roll on Saturday..."Who's that lying at Pittodrie? Who's that lying on the floor? Looks like Ian Durrant to me, and Simmie's fucked his knee, and he'll never play for Rangers anymore."Ahem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 "who's that lying at pittodrie..." is only just beaten for 'leat tasteful football song' by the horrendous "we all agree....." /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 I took part in a particularly nasty chant at Ibrox this season that I'm not proud of, but you know, heat of the moment and all that. Plus I'd spent about 2 hours getting spat on and verbally abused by huns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 "Who's that lying at Pittodrie? Who's that lying on the floor? Looks like Ian Durrant to me, and Simmie's fucked his knee, and he'll never play for Rangers anymore."Ahem.Oh dear, that old chestnut - I'd like to see how the shitebags who chant that disgraceful piece of idiotic doggerel would react to a bust cruciate - probably shit their cowardly pants and squeal for mummy.And to qualify that statement, I am neither a Rangers nor an Aberdeen fan, I yes, I've had my cruiciate bust by some lunatic from Maryhill who's lack of talent was surpassed only by his lack of intelligence.The Durrant thing isn't big, it isn't clever and it's nearly 20 years old - change the CD, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 "who's that lying at pittodrie..." is only just beaten for 'leat tasteful football song' by the horrendous "we all agree....." /xAgreed - some nutter in The Bobbin one evening after a Dons' game kept shouting that. Needless to say, he went on to tell us how he'd been ejected from the game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Agreed - some nutter in The Bobbin one evening after a Dons' game kept shouting that. Needless to say, he went on to tell us how he'd been ejected from the game...No doubt fair pleased with himself....Shows initiative though, paying 20 to see a game and getting thrown out halfway through. Smart lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 "who's that lying at pittodrie..." is only just beaten for 'leat tasteful football song' by the horrendous "we all agree....." /xThe former pales into insignificance with the latter and the equally horrendous "H-I-V Posi-tive, H-I-V....". The worrying thing is the amount of idiots that chant that one. seagulls get to fuck, seagulls seagulls get to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 One Dick Donald chant from years ago was..."Mixu Paatelainen, what a fuckin' signin', na-na na na, na-na na na" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Thistle fans to Clyde at Broadwood:'The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round.The wheels on your house go round and round, all day long.To St Midden fans visiting Firhill:'Did you bring usDid you bring usDid you bring us any drugs?'There were heaps of Graham Rix ones when we went to Tynecastle, but most of them will likely get deleted...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 i aint read this thread from the start, so apologies if this has already been submitted, but 'there's only one Nakamurathere'sonly one nakamurahe eats chow meinand he votes sinn feinwalkin in a naka wonderland'is a particular favouritelove from christy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Oh dear, that old chestnut - I'd like to see how the shitebags who chant that disgraceful piece of idiotic doggerel would react to a bust cruciate - probably shit their cowardly pants and squeal for mummy.The Durrant thing isn't big, it isn't clever and it's nearly 20 years old - change the CD, please.personally, i cant see any problems with the Durrant song. An incident that happened on the football pitch, where no-one died, between two teams that share a lot of hatred is fair game to sing about in my opinion. tasteless? yes. and big nor clever it certainly isnt. but this is football rivalries we're talking about, based on hugely petty things, and if singing a song about a jumped up little ned who got on the wrong end of a tackle winds up the opposition, then im all for it. also, remember Ian Durrant went on to have a career in Scottish football after that tackle, Simmie did not.Songs like 'we all agree' or any Ibrox disaster song is unacceptable though, but to be honest, i have never heard it being sung at Pittodrie, so hopefully its on its last legs and it can be completley wiped from our repatoir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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