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Someone mentioned the Glasgow slums song. From what I remember (I don't remember all the words), we had a big long version when we were playing the old firm.

In yer glesga slums, in yer glesga slums

Yae look in the gutter for somethin tae eat

Yae find a died rat and yae think it's a treat

In yer glesga slums, in yer glesga slums

Yae shop in [don't remember the name of the shop] for something tae wear

Yer brother's a junkie, yer weans are in care

In yer glesga slums, in yer glesga slums

Yer maw's on the game and yer dad's in the nick

Yae can't get a job coz yer so fuckin thick

Think there's another verse too.

Sometimes used to sing "We hate Rangers more than you" when we went to Pittodrie.

There was a Scotland game I heard about where the fans were singing "We hate Jimmy Hill" etc. Dickie Davis, hearing this as was walking by, gave a big thumbs up to the crowd, who in turn started singing "Dickie Davis, yer a wanker."

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Stand Free

wherever you may be

cause we are the famous Aberdeen

we don't give a fuck

whoever you may be

cause we are the famous Aberdeen!

We're red,

You're dead,

We're bouncing on your head,

We're Aberdeen, Aberdeen.

You're only here on your giros

You're only here on Your giros

Here on your giros

Oh Your only here on your giros

(tune: The Adams Family )

They come from Broughty Ferry,

They can't afford a telly,

They're stinky and they're smelly,

The minkers from Dundee

(tune: The Northern Lights )

When I was a loon, a tiny wee loon,

Ma mither said tae me.

Go see the Dons, the glorious Dons,

Down at Pittod-e-rie.

They call them the heavenly dancers,

They're strong in attack and defence.

And since that day, that glorious day,

I've been a supporter since

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I remember once being at Pittodrie and Goram was in goals for ... can't remember who they were playing ... anyways, there was a chant of "Get your tits out..." which cause him to turn and face the stand and mock he had big saggy tits. Classic.

Also, the Traor chant from last season was class.

"Don't blame it on Biscan,

Don't blame it on Hamann,

Don't blame it on Finnan,

Blame it on Traor.

He just chant, he just can't, he just can't control his feet."

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To the' date=' then Dundee United keeper, Alan Combe at Tannadice.

'I'd rather be a brush,

Than be a comb!'

Brilliant, think he retorted by throwing a water bottle at us. Can see how it upset him so![/quote']

I remember a funny chant at a cup game against Dundee Utd at Dens Park. At half time there was a short game between a young Dons team and a young Utd team (probably under17s or something) and the Dons fans were chanting 'who ate all the pies' at the a bit over weight Utd keeper. Funny as hell!

'I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Moles' - I don't think anyone mentioned that one.

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I remember once being at Pittodrie and Goram was in goals for ... can't remember who they were playing ... anyways' date=' there was a chant of "Get your tits out..." which cause him to turn and face the stand and mock he had big saggy tits. Classic.

Also, the Traor chant from last season was class.

"Don't blame it on Biscan,

Don't blame it on Hamann,

Don't blame it on Finnan,

Blame it on Traor.

He just chant, he just can't, he just can't control his feet."[/quote']

That Traore one is pure class... shame it's true aswell.

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Portsmouth chanting to Brighton fans....

Does your boyfriend' date=' does your boyfriend, does you boyfriend know your here?

To the tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone':

"Sign on, Sign on,

With a pen,

In your hand,

Cos you'll nev-er get a job.

Youuuuuuu'lllllll nev-er get a job."

To the tune of "You Are My Sunshine":

"You are a Scouser,

An ugly Scouser,

You're only happy on giro day.

Your Mum's out stealing,

Your Dad's drug dealing,

So please don't take my hubcaps away."

Festive Chants...

"awa-ay in a manger,

no crib for a bed,

the little lord jesus,

looked down and he said..."

"FUCK OFF BRISTOL FUCK OFF BRISTOL FUCK OFF BRISTOL FUCK OFF BRISTOL...."

And my all-time Portsmouth favourite...

Duh Duh, Duh Duh Duh, Duh Duh Duh Duh...Pompey![/quote']

I am a scouscer and i resent said remarks made by you yer hooligan...

Lol... im only jokin... i really am a scouscer though.

Hilarious chants none the less... being an everton fan, those chants on there are nothing compared to what the gladwys street at goodison park used to shout at john barnes on derby day... lol...

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i have to say i'm not really into shouting abuse at people i do not know but i was really into the whole referee you're such a fucking penis chant on saturday. that was such a dismal display by mike mccurry i i was rather peeved. I mean how can we expect to win when the other team has 13 people on their side. the linesman in front of the hibs fans was also shocking, the other one had a very quiet day, i'll let him off.

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that was such a dismal display by mike mccurry.

It's to be expected though. I took my seat on Saturday ten minutes before kick off and thought to myself 'oh Christ' when I saw McCurry warming up.. I hate that man. Why he continues to handle Aberdeen fixtures is beyond me.

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McMurray wasn't as bad as he is sometimes' date=' and he certainly didn't cost us the game. It's getting to annoy me how muc habuse the fans shout at the referee every time we aren't playing well. I haven't been to any game this season where i have thought the ref cost us the game.[/quote']

I'm not saying he cost us the game. Zander Diamond's error and virtually no chances infront of the Hibees goal cost us the match. We didn't deserve to win, but that doesn't excuse McCurry's dismal performance yet again. He's a disgrace, and he has it in for Aberdeen. Sincerest of apologies if it annoys you, but I can't help but feel left frustrated when referees perform badly, and McCurry performs badly whenever he referees Aberdeen games.

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