Soda Jerk Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Unconfirmed. From what I read on here, though, I probably have TPBM has had an awkward goodbye with a friend of a friend where they go in for a European cheek-kiss, but you extend your hand for a handshake, so they then extend THEIR hand but by that point you're already trying to kiss them.Happens at least twice daily, and it the bane of my existence.TPBM also thought WTF at the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 yip sure did!TPBM loves a bit of sex in the city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 yip sure did!TPBM loves a bit of sex in the cityTrue, but I have to pretend Kim Catrall is reprising her role of Gracie Law in Big Trouble in Little China and it's a spin off. Sarah Jessica-Parker is the beast that hangs onto Jack Burton's truck at the end.TPBM has said 'You too!' before when someone wished them a Happy Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 True, but I have to pretend Kim Catrall is reprising her role of Gracie Law in Big Trouble in Little China and it's a spin off. Sarah Jessica-Parker is the beast that hangs onto Jack Burton's truck at the end.TPBM has said 'You too!' before when someone wished them a Happy Birthday.True. But thats because me and Dave Rowlands share the same birthday.TPBM Approves of The Moorings now being open till 3am on the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 True. Just wish I was in town more often to enjoy it! TPBM is going on holiday abroad this month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 False. The farthest I'm getting is a weekend in Edinburgh and a week in Moray.TPBM thinks that anyone over 18 who likes Winnie The Pooh is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 False. The farthest I'm getting is a weekend in Edinburgh and a week in Moray.TPBM thinks that anyone over 18 who likes Winnie The Pooh is a cunt.True. And a potential paedophile.TPBM has seen Teabags' cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 That's like the third time someone's used that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 That's like the third time someone's used that.Don't sound so crestfallen, you're the one who shows everybody your cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 True. And a potential paedophile.TPBM has seen Teabags' cock.False. Since I last answered that one 5 days ago, I still haven't seen itTPBM has performed a tactical chunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemonia Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 True. But it happened a long time ago.TPBM is for death penalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 False. I would like to go to Sonisphere but it's not going to happen. There are too many fucking festivals now anyway.TPBM found Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up as a girl bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 True, and only then.TPBM has thrown up in/on something belonging to a flatmate, cleaned it and never owned up to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)True, threw up in a pint glass at a party once.TPBM loves orange soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)True, threw up in a pint glass at a party once.TPBM loves orange sodaTrue. I also had a short lived children's sit-com smash with 'Keenan and Kel', but the success of that sadly never transferred into big screen success.TPBM's mind is blown by the fact the dad in Keenan and Kel was played by Dawn of the Dead's Ken Foree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 False. Because that name doesn't really mean much to me.TPBM has written a song about getting a blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 False. I'm not Madonna.EDIT: Hold on. That makes no sense, since you said "getting". Woops.TPBM has had their ears syringed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemonia Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 False.TPBM is afraid of spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 True. I also had a short lived children's sit-com smash with 'Keenan and Kel', but the success of that sadly never transferred into big screen success.TPBM's mind is blown by the fact the dad in Keenan and Kel was played by Dawn of the Dead's Ken Foree.Good Burger! and Mystery Men! Great films.and False. Spiders are shit. Easy squashable. It's wasps you need to keep an eye on. Nasty bastards.TPBM can't continue sleeping if they wake up to the sound of a wasp in their bedroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Good Burger! and Mystery Men! Great films.and False. Spiders are shit. Easy squashable. It's wasps you need to keep an eye on. Nasty bastards.TPBM can't continue sleeping if they wake up to the sound of a wasp in their bedroomTrue. Because I dont trust them or that theory that leaving them alone means they wont touch you. Sneaky f**ker would sting my nose.TPBM would rather jack than Fleetwood Mac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 False. I fucking love Fleetwood Mac. They're great. In fact, I'm going to listen to Rumours now.TPBM thinks Chopper Read is a top bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 False. I fucking love Fleetwood Mac. They're great. In fact, I'm going to listen to Rumours now.TPBM thinks Chopper Read is a top bloke.False. I'm going to have to go and Wikipedia him, as I have no clue who he is. If he was famous, like Dawn of the Dead's Ken Foree, I might know who he was, though.TPBM has feigned an interest in football to try and ease a strained social engagement.EDIT: Oh, THAT Chopper. He's certainly got a singular kind of charisma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 False. I actually like football, though I may have feigned knowledge by just repeating stuff I've heard the pundits say on Match Of The Day.TPBM considers INXS to be one of their favourite bands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboTheRod Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 False......but i do like to participate in the occasional asphixy pokey bum death wank !!!!!TPBM also likes to participate in the occasional asphixy pokey bum death wank !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False......but i do like to participate in the occasional asphixy pokey bum death wank !!!!!TPBM also likes to participate in the occasional asphixy pokey bum death wank !!!!!False.TPBM thought TPAM had ruined and ended the thread with that post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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