SteveCrisis Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 True. In my job, every boring day just melts into one boring week.TPBM has worn women's underwear.False. But I did once joke about going home and ripping the missus's knickers off as they were fucking killing me.TPBM Cross-dresses at weekends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get lost Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 False - But I do cross roads at the weekendTPBM - Shaves there own head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 False. My hair is a sculpture.TPBM shaves their own balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 False. My hair is a sculpture.TPBM shaves their own balls.True.TPBM has put a cigarette out on ther tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 True. It used to be my party trick, till I realised it was both gross and stupid.I should really be kicked in the balls for resurrecting this old thread. But fuck it. TPBM didn't have a shower this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 True. I had it at 1, when I got up.TPBM: Agrees that Harry Hill's TV Burp is one of the finest pieces of telly these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Agreed.TPBM would enjoy a night of passion with Lulu. Hell, I know I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 True.TPBM has tried to remove a tooth with a Highland Toffee bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 False, I used to use apples for loose teeth when I was a kid.TPBM has a secret stash of grotty magazines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 False, we're living in a digital world.TPBM picks their nose and eats it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 False. Flick everytime.TPBM has been arrested in the past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 False. I was escorted home a couple of times as a teenager, and I got picked up a few years for being involved in a fight but I managed to talk my way out of being arrested since I really didn't have anything to do with it. TPBM thinks that men with beards look shifty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 False, but then I would say that.TPBM likes to have their cake AND eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 False Although i like having cakes, i often find that my desire to have sweet foods never really extends further than my eyes.TPBM has more music that they have stolen (downloaded) than music that they have bought (in a shop or online) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 False, but then I would say that.I've known you for like 6 years and I've never seen you without a beard. I bet you look weird without a beard. Is it covering some kind of hideous weird growth or a cock-shaped birthmark?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 TPBM is a douchebag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I've known you for like 6 years and I've never seen you without a beard. I bet you look weird without a beard. Is it covering some kind of hideous weird growth or a cock-shaped birthmark??(False, for treader)(and false for Giles as no-one answered his)Funnily enough without a beard I look like Dave. TPBM has replied to a personals ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 TPBM is cast with a force 12 megaspell forcing them to delete their post *immediately* after registering it. No returnsies of spells, or attempts at witty retorts, or indeed ANYTHING can nullify such a spell. And thankfully, 98 pages of pointless drivel later this fag-ass thread is laid to rest. Hurrah!P.S. Proving that anything said in this thread is DEFINITELY true, I just replied to a personal ad. It said the following:'Chantelle' Officer, 59 year old horny MILF, tubby but with GSOH, is looking to meet gorgeous 20 something male for regular rough sex. Men with willies smaller than 10 inches need not apply as the birth of my identical twins left a lot of room to play with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Last time i take part in your games again, it's like being picked for football all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 TPBM is cast with a force 12 megaspell forcing them to delete their post *immediately* after registering it. No returnsies of spells, or attempts at witty retorts, or indeed ANYTHING can nullify such a spell. And thankfully, 98 pages of pointless drivel later this fag-ass thread is laid to rest. Hurrah!P.S. Proving that anything said in this thread is DEFINITELY true, I just replied to a personal ad. It said the following:'Chantelle' Officer, 59 year old horny MILF, tubby but with GSOH, is looking to meet gorgeous 20 something male for regular rough sex. Men with willies smaller than 10 inches need not apply as the birth of my identical twins left a lot of room to play with.Before you edited that I was going to delete your thread a) for a laugh and b) because you're being a grumpy bugger.Now though it'll just look like I'm taking the hump with that joke.Bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Before you edited that I was going to delete your thread a) for a laugh and b) because you're being a grumpy bugger.Now though it'll just look like I'm taking the hump with that joke.Bastard.haha, it did cross my mind that one of you guys could delete it!I wasn't seriously being grumpy, I just like attempting to ruin continuity threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 ZOMBIE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TPBM finishes every night out with a big fat donner kebab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 False. I like a sarbeni or a burger.TPBM is at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 True. I'm literally getting paid to play this.TPBM is ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Truish. Only my sideburns are. I purposefully went red once.TPBM finds themselves watching 'Two and A Half Men' more often than they'd really like to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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