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it occured to me that what this forum needs is Craig Watch.

i mean, let's face it, he rarely remembers what's been happening to him... so it's a service in some ways, not just a chance to commemorate his legendary drinking feats :)

let's see who spots him first... i mean, i post this on a tuesday night. surely he won't be getting hammered on a tuesday, will he? will he?

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Spotted: Mud last night, suitably stoned and inebriated. Associated felons - Jimmy B.

Chances of getting wasted again tonight? Very very high.

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Spotted: Mud last night' date=' suitably stoned and inebriated. Associated felons - Jimmy B.

Chances of getting wasted again tonight? Very very high.

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Was heard to proclaim the pint in his hand as 'the meaning of life' when told he looked like he was searching for it.

The man has taste.

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Spotted: I forget when.

Waiting for a bus at Thainstone, I arrived, realised I had forgotten my mobile and had to return to my office.

He was still there when I returned, proving to me that I had not missed the bus.

Huzzah!

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Rumours abound that after painting his bedroom, it was only when he entered the Bassment that he realised that he had subliminally picked the same colour paint as the walls of the pub he is often pissed in.

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I always thought it would be fun to attach on of those button sized cameras to Craigie, then watch the footage of what he gets up to while getting drunk.

If anyone does see him, tell him he's going to love my new hat. It's a cowboy hat. It's black. And has flames on it. :rockon:

I will have it for a day before Pete steals it.

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I saw him in the afternoon returning from Asda in his uniform and he said he might've been out but alas no. He was fine then though, seemed....quite sober.

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Expected sighting at Bassment/Moshulu on one rainbowslutface's birthday tomorrow evening (part of the Karaoke of Rock and the Circus that Flies). Costume and level of inebriation to be confirmed.

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Watch report seems to be missing a day and morning of activity.

Am I right in thinking that Craig has been lifted by the police?

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